Yan Xiangma trotted along behind Li Sinian, wearing a sweet smile as he said, "Little Sister Sinian, where are we going?"
"Shopping." Li Sinian walked briskly and replied irritably.
"Hehe, so this is a date? Things have developed rather quickly, but extraordinary people do extraordinary things. You and I aren't ordinary people. Even if you wanted to hold my hand or kiss me right here in the street, I could accept it. Mwah!" Yan Xiangma looked as though he were ready to go through fire and water for love.
"Hold hands? Hold your own left hand with your right. I dragged you out shopping because there are lots of people on the street, so you won't dare get handsy with me. Who would want to stay alone in the courtyard with you? Do you really think I'm stupid?"
Yan Xiangma looked stunned, his stricken expression making him seem as if he had been struck by lightning. "You—you actually doubt my character? You actually dare insult—insult this young master's dignity?"
"I barely know you. Why can't I doubt your character? If I believed you had any character, that would be the real miracle—"
"Li Sinian, I'm warning you. As the famous wastrel of Jiangnan City, there's nothing I won't do. After humiliating me like this, aren't you afraid I'll get revenge?"
"What are you planning?" Li Sinian stared at Yan Xiangma warily. If this bastard dares try anything, I'll punch him, then clutch my chest and scream that he assaulted me—Hmm, should I pull my neckline lower? Would that be too shameless? I'm a proper girl, after all.
Yan Xiangma glared fiercely at Li Sinian and swallowed several times. Just as Li Sinian began to worry that he might choke to death on his own saliva, he finally said viciously, "I'm