"Fuck me... Soap?" Grandpa Lu stared at the enormous Gundam before him in disbelief.
He could never have mistaken that voice. It was definitely Soap...
"You little bastard, you've been hiding your abilities pretty well..." Soap's teasing voice continued. "Where'd you learn to meow like that? You're even clingier when you eat than my Er Pang. Not bad, you little **brat. You were hiding a skill like this too!"
The moment that lecherous teasing voice rang out, Grandpa Lu stopped doubting. This damn thing in front of him really was Soap!
"Damn... you... you're really something. Like a cow flying a plane—you've blasted straight into the heavens! How the hell did you do this?" Grandpa Lu curiously leaned toward the Gundam's eye area, wanting to see whether a bar of soap was really sitting inside.
"Hey... I didn't expect myself to be this awesome either..." Soap sounded more smug than ever. "When that cannonball came flying over, you turtle-grandson jumped damn fast, and I couldn't catch up with you. I originally thought I'd bite the dust before you, but who would've thought the flames wouldn't hurt at all when they reached me..."
"If it didn't hurt, why were you moaning so ecstatically?" Grandpa Lu rolled his eyes. "Do you know how much torment my conscience went through after hearing you scream in agony?"
"Get lost. You ran away so neatly, and you still had conscience problems? Besides, if you were burned, wouldn't you scream too? You didn't see how powerful that fire was. I feel like the blast could've wiped out this entire mountaintop!"
"Sure, keep bragging. Why don't you say it was nuclear-bomb-level while you're at it?"
"Don't believe me? Want me to fire one at you right now?"
"I believe you, I believe you..." Grandpa Lu hurriedly nodded