I Have a Group of Earth Players
Chapter 49

The First Batch of Transforming Elf Players

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The first batch of elves successfully transformed on the second Martian day of the Lord's absence. Starting from dusk, wailing and howling began to echo from the Elf Training Base.

The mournful sounds even attracted the Green Titans from the Warrior Training Base next door, who were busy building their muscles. They gathered around outside, discussing animatedly.

Player A: "That's even more miserable than my cat in heat! What on earth are they going through in there? I really want to go in and see!"

Player B: "Yeah, even when I'm in heat, I don't wail that badly!"

The players: "..."

Even Chief Instructor Zanda rarely joined in on the fun, stroking his chin and saying, "I heard that elf transformation is an extremely painful process, about as painful as a woman giving birth!"

Everyone was shocked to hear this!

Really? Playing a game and changing classes requires experiencing the pain of childbirth? This game is really something...

Little Fairy with Athlete's Foot: "Whoa, I'm glad I didn't choose an elf, or I'd have to go through that pain a second time!"

A petite Titan who was originally clinging to her suddenly paused, his face stiffening. "You... you have a child?"

Little Fairy: "Oops, lag... what did I just say?"

"Is childbirth really that painful?" At this moment, among the Green Titans, a petite, purple-skinned woman with a large belly stroked her stomach, a hint of unease in her eyes.

"With so many people, what are you doing out here?" The Chief Instructor immediately became nervous, quickly shielding her with his massive body.

The purple-skinned woman was none other than Zanda's wife, a member of the Vimir Star Clan, a branch of the Titan race.

Sensing her husband's nervousness, the woman smiled slightly, but still deliberately rolled her eyes at him. "The base is too stuffy, and it smells like sweat everywhere. I came out for some fresh air!"

"Fresh air my ass! There's no oxygen outside, what kind of fresh air are you getting? Hurry back inside!" Zanda said grumpily. "I rented you a house in Vistana and told you to rest there, but you didn't want to. You insisted on following me here. Isn't the level five air quality there better than here?"

"That won't do!" The woman glanced at the Little Fairy not far away. "There are so many young people here. What if you do something to betray me?"

"Uhhh..." The surrounding Green Titans made a collective "uhhh" sound. The Chief Instructor felt he was losing face and said forcefully, "So what if I do? Men work so hard outside, it's only natural to have an occasional affair!"

"Yeah, yeah!" Many male comrades nodded in agreement.

The woman sneered upon hearing this. "Then since women work so hard to give birth, you won't mind who the child's father is, right?"

Zanda: "..."

"That's right, that's right!" The female comrades immediately chimed in!

While a fierce debate on the age-old issue of male and female righteousness unfolded on one side, a harmonious atmosphere of mutual comfort prevailed among the elves.

"Oh my god, is it really that painful? I've never given birth before, waaaah!" One of the female elves, listening to the sounds from the delivery room... cough, no, the transformation room, turned pale.

"It's okay..." Her boyfriend comforted her. "It's okay, you're going to experience it anyway in the future. Experiencing it once now might make it less painful later. We're the ones who are miserable, we weren't supposed to experience this..."

Many male elf comrades fell silent. It was just a game, yet they, as dignified men, had to experience this kind of pain. Was the game planner a devil?

"They're coming out, they're coming out!"

Just as the atmosphere was heavy, the door of the transformation room opened, and several elves who had successfully transformed walked out.

They were still covered in unknown mucus, draped in simple cloths, and looked pale and extremely weak, truly like they had just given birth.

But all the elves were stunned at that moment!

The few who had transformed, regardless of gender, were so beautiful that they took people's breath away. Even the instructor, Wei Lin, looked incredulous. The Starry Sky Elves had always been known for their beauty in the universe, but now, compared to them, she felt a little inferior...

Are Wood Elves... this good-looking?

"Damn... Guo Qiang can transform into this kind of appearance, no matter what form he takes. The art team of this game is truly ingenious!"

The surrounding people nodded repeatedly.

Elf players weren't as busy as the Green Titans, especially during this transformation period. They were all very familiar with each other. Because they all looked like fur balls, they often shared photos with each other and looked forward to their own appearance after transformation.

Although the current Green Titans looked burly, one could still see some of their real-life outlines. This was also the reason why many Green Titan fans were obsessed with this game. Originally, they looked like they had kidney deficiency in reality, but in the game, with a little modification, they could become so mighty and domineering. How could they not be enthusiastic?

This made the elf players in their fur ball forms very envious. Now that they were finally about to get rid of their fur ball image, everyone was vaguely worried, wondering what they would turn into. The model given by the instructor was very beautiful, but the fat nerds were still nervous, feeling a sense of unease as if they were about to reveal their true form.

Until the first batch of players who successfully transformed came out, the first thought that came to everyone's mind after being amazed was: Could I (or I, your mother) be this good-looking too?

Suddenly, they felt that... a little pain didn't seem like a big deal...

At this time, the group of people who came out looked at the dazed eyes of the crowd and felt a burst of unease. They retreated slightly and said, "What... what's wrong with you?"

Especially the few men, they always felt a chill on their butts. The eyes of the people opposite them were not quite right.

"Alright!" Wei Lin snapped out of her daze and clapped her hands. "Hurry up and go upstairs to take a shower and change your clothes. Please conserve water. The base is using a lot of water now. The mucus on your body is extremely nutritious and has the effect of whitening the skin and enhancing immunity. In fact, you can lick each other clean and not waste it! The Lord has prepared clothes for you, all made of stretchable fiber material, so you don't have to worry about not being able to wear them..."

Lick each other clean?

The few players who had just transformed were immediately stunned. The faces of the girls also turned red with shame. They didn't hear a word of what the instructor said later. They only felt that the scale of this game was too large. Didn't they know that there was a crackdown going on now?

As a result, they glanced at each other secretly. They couldn't see each other clearly in the dim light just now. At this time, after looking at each other, they were all stunned!

"Damn, what a beautiful miss!"

"What a handsome oppa!"

"Ahem... please pay attention, players. This game is responding to the Federation's call to reject vulgarity, promote positive online energy, purify the online environment, and better spread positive social energy. Please block the content that the instructor just said. All transformers, please go to the bathroom on the third floor to clean your bodies in order. Do not deliberately reveal anything, otherwise you will be punished with a forced disconnection for three days, and those with serious violations will have their accounts banned!"

The players: "..."

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