"Quick, dredge up some seawater! Wash your filthy, stinking bodies properly, change into clean sailor uniforms, and don't disgrace my Minos Empire!!"
Captain Luo was currently brimming with confidence, his face glowing red with excitement. He looked completely different from the anxious, troubled expression he had worn that morning.
The opening of the Eastern Navigation route and the establishment of an entirely new sea route—what a magnificent achievement! He, Luo Kelsky, would be recorded in the annals of history and become one of the empire's successful figures. All the glorious deeds of his life would be compiled into textbooks!
This was something even more intoxicating than wealth and power!
"Get moving, you little bastards! I want to see a spotless deck. If I smell your piss and shit again later, I'll throw you into the sea!"
"Chief Engineer, hurry up and bring out the wax. Polish the deck from one end to the other. Where's the red carpet? Bring it out and lay it down! Oh, right, and my insignia—hurry and help me find it!"
After a flurry of frantic shouting and scrambling, the ship instantly descended into chaos.
What they did not realize was that the people at the harbor had seen their chaotic state clearly...
"Damn, did ancient ships not have toilets? They actually defecated right on the deck?" Little Fairy with Athlete's Foot stared blankly at the footage transmitted by the Nano Robot.
Tang Dou curled her lip. "What did you expect? A luxury cruise ship on Planet D, with a private room and balcony? And a toilet? That was a privilege reserved for the captain and First Mate, all right? Let me tell you, when a ship sailed into certain icy regions, you had to be extremely careful when taking a dump. Otherwise, it would freeze