They did not have to wait long. Jiang Siming's army indeed appeared ahead of the valley entrance.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang's hearts were so excited they nearly leaped out of their chests.
The two hid at the back of the valley, along with all the soldiers in the most inconspicuous grass they could find. They did not even dare breathe too loudly, afraid they might alert Jiang Siming.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang frantically prayed in their hearts. Jiang Siming absolutely has to enter the valley!
But to their bewilderment, Jiang Siming led his army all the way to the valley entrance, then suddenly stopped. He simply refused to go in.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang grew anxious. They could not even stop themselves from whispering, "Come in. Hurry up and come in!"
Yet no matter how hard they prayed, it seemed useless. Jiang Siming remained motionless, stopped at the valley entrance.
At first, Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang wondered whether Jiang Siming had seen through their scheme.
But his next move left them utterly dumbfounded. Jiang Siming seemed to be holding it in desperately. He dismounted, quickly found a secluded corner, and began—
Peeing!
That was right. This fellow was really peeing.
Damn!
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang were speechless inside. Pulling something like this at such a crucial moment had nearly scared them to death. They had thought their plan had been exposed.
It was fine. Once Jiang Siming finished, he would surely continue into the valley. They just had to wait patiently.
The two began waiting in silence, watching Jiang Siming's leisurely peeing back. Unfortunately, the fellow was not facing them while he peed.
Otherwise, those tens of thousands of men would probably have been driven mad with envy. *Why does this guy get to be