PUBG: Fragment Collector
Chapter 21

The War Between Two Women!

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The War Between Two Women!

"Wow, Brother Ming, why are you always so fast when parachuting? Teach me, pretty please~"

Dumb Sister admired Jiang Siming's parachuting technique. Not only she, but the viewers in her Live Stream Room all wanted to learn it too.

"God Ming, teach us! We've even given you our old woman~"

"Yeah, God Ming, please give us some pointers. I really don't know how to use this new parachuting technique."

"After today's update, the parachuting technique I was so proud of is completely useless. I'm crying!"

"Old woman, hurry up and ask your man to teach us. We're waiting."

"One Pair A, your husband is so strong. Have him teach us a couple of tricks!"

Seeing the barrage repeatedly call Jiang Siming "your man" and "your husband," Dumb Sister's face flushed bright red, but she was secretly pleased.

"Brother Ming, my fans are all asking you to teach them too. Just give them a couple of pointers~"

For the sake of those two fans who knew exactly what to say, Dumb Sister loyally spoke up for them!

Hearing this, Jiang Siming did not hold back and generously taught them his parachuting technique.

He was not afraid of anyone secretly learning it, because it was not something they could master just because he taught them.

It involved the game's gravity, landing speed, parachute control, and all sorts of other factors. Not a single one could be neglected.

The difficulty was no less than solving a doctoral-level mathematics problem. An ordinary person might become at most one second faster after learning it, while even a top expert could manage only two seconds faster at best.

The viewers, however, had no idea how difficult it was. When they heard Jiang Siming share everything he knew,

they thanked him for his generosity while hurriedly taking out their little notebooks to write it all down.

"Duke Angel's Wings tipped Dumb Sister's Live Stream Room with one Super Rocket!"

Angel's Wings: This rocket isn't for you. It's for the God Ming!

"Duke Brook tipped Dumb Sister's Live Stream Room with two rockets!"

Brook: Supporting Duke +1, just to thank God Ming for generously teaching us!

One after another, more than a dozen viewers in the Live Stream Room began sending gifts. There were sports cars, rockets, airplanes, channel memberships, and gifts of all sizes.

Their total value came to around seven or eight thousand yuan in cash.

Dumb Sister immediately smiled and reported to Jiang Siming, "Brother Ming, so many people sent you gifts for teaching them so generously! They specifically said the gifts were for you. I'll transfer the money to you later."

Jiang Siming was somewhat surprised, but he smiled and politely declined. "There's no need. If I ever start streaming, just come over and support me with a few words."

"Ah~ Brother Ming, are you going to start streaming too?" Dumb Sister asked in delight. That would make her and Jiang Siming colleagues, and they would have even more to talk about.

"It's just an idea. I haven't decided yet," Jiang Siming replied.

Dumb Sister had already received several thousand yuan in gifts in such a short time. The profits of streaming were obvious, so Jiang Siming naturally wanted to enter the business.

"Okay. Once you start streaming, I'll definitely bring all my fans over to support you!" Dumb Sister promised.

"Hehe, aren't you afraid we'll all defect to God Ming?"

"When God Ming starts streaming, I'm going straight to his room~"

"With God Ming's current popularity, if he starts streaming on Shark, his viewership will explode!"

"I'm reserving a rocket in advance!"

Dumb Sister gave an arrogant smile. "I don't care! I'll be happy as long as you support Brother Ming."

Her best friend Erqian, who was watching the stream from the side, slapped her forehead. What a stupid woman. She sold herself out so quickly. She fell way too fast.

As they joked around, Jiang Siming ran to a sea vessel and found a red fragment hidden in a corner at the stern.

"Picked up Singing Talent Fragment ×1 (2/5). The fragment count is incomplete and cannot be used yet."

It was another Singing Talent fragment, though it was not particularly useful.

Still, something was better than nothing. It might come in handy someday.

After putting away the fragment, Jiang Siming began searching for equipment.

With Map Mastery, he knew the terrain and equipment distribution of even the newly released snow map like the back of his hand.

He soon found several rich locations and fully equipped himself with excellent gear.

The snow map even had Level 3 helmets to pick up. On other maps, Level 3 helmets only appeared in Airdrops.

Jiang Siming and Dumb Sister each got a Level 3 Helmet. Suppressed Kar98ks, fully equipped M4s—everything was there. Their equipment was outrageously good.

Normally, if Dumb Sister found gear like this, she would hide herself away and play extremely cautiously. Every rustle in the grass would scare her half to death, because she feared being killed and having her equipment stolen.

But with Jiang Siming beside her, Dumb Sister played incredibly freely.

She simply followed Jiang Siming around while picking up guns and running, bouncing along with him. She even had time to study the sizes of their footprints in the snow and "analyze" their shoe sizes.

The viewers joked that God Ming had brought an idiot along to play.

Just then, a familiar Shark ID entered Dumb Sister's Live Stream Room.

"What the heck! Tuan Tuan is here!"

"She really is! Tuan Tuan came to Dumb Sister's Live Stream Room!"

"Why did she stop streaming and come over here?"

"Oh no, is Tuan Tuan here to catch them cheating?"

"The annual catfight is about to begin! Shark's top female streamer is going to fight over her lover!"

Tuan Tuan's arrival sent the barrage veering off course.

Unfortunately, the catfight the viewers were anticipating never began. Tuan Tuan not only failed to "come demanding an explanation," but instead smiled and greeted everyone through the barrage.

Then she sent ten Super Rockets in Dumb Sister's Live Stream Room.

Dumb Sister naturally saw this and could not help feeling a little nervous.

Even so, she smiled and thanked Tuan Tuan.

"Thank you, Tuan Tuan, for the ten Super Rockets. These rockets are for Brother Ming too, right? Don't worry, I'll transfer the value of your gifts to Brother Ming through WeChat later."

Dumb Sister's words carried a hint of staking her claim. She was also subtly showing off to Tuan Tuan that she had Jiang Siming's WeChat.

The viewers became incredibly excited at the sight, as if they could already see a palace drama unfolding between the two women.

Quite a few even brought out sunflower seeds and dragged over chairs, ready to enjoy this television drama, Palace Lock: Linked Hearts.

Tuan Tuan, however, did not respond immediately. Instead, she replied:

"No need! I have Little Ming Bro's WeChat too. I've wanted to transfer him money as compensation for a long time, but Little Ming Bro wouldn't accept it. These rockets are for you."

Oooooh!

This was getting even more exciting!

Tuan Tuan's reply was just as meaningful: I have Little Ming Bro's WeChat too, so you don't need to show off.

These gifts are for you. You can't hit someone who comes bearing a smile, so there's nothing you can do to me.

"Then thank you so much! I watch your streams whenever I have time—they're especially interesting. How about we play a duo game together sometime?"

Dumb Sister responded with a move from the art of taiji, accepting her opponent without resistance and defending instead of attacking.

But Tuan Tuan was even more aggressive.

"Sure! I'm free right now! Can you invite me after you finish this match? I want to play with Little Ming Bro too."

This—

Dumb Sister was stunned. She had never expected this "love rival" to attack so fiercely.

The viewers had a wonderful time watching and laughed until their stomachs hurt.

"That's awesome! Hahaha, this is a hundred times better than those palace dramas!"

"I'm laughing so hard I can't stop. The showdown between two major streamers—every move is lethal!"

"Don't agree, old woman! She's here to steal your man!"

"Tuan Tuan and Dumb Sister are really fighting over him now. This is great!"

"What kind of romantic luck does God Ming have? Two major streamers like him at the same time!"

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