BBC had completely become a laughingstock, a massive joke for people all over the world to enjoy themselves with.
Every day, audiences watching BBC heard nothing but the chant, "Calabash Brothers, Calabash Brothers, seven flowers on one vine," accompanied by the incredibly brainwashing line, "Grandpa, give me back my grandpa!"
Netizens who watched BBC News lived in "painful happiness" every day, because these news reports were just too damn predictable.
They first sent your adrenaline soaring, only for you to become completely dejected after reading the entire report.
That experience of falling from heaven into hell tormented netizens from other countries half to death.
"Oh, screw this! I curse the whole family of whoever edited this news. I'd even taken off my pants—
"Where the hell did this news media genius come from? This headline is too damn good!"
"Last night, I hid under my blanket and watched BBC News. I was so excited that I even prepared tissues. Refusing to believe it was fake, I watched for the whole night—watched an entire night of damn nonsense fake news!"
"Fuck, fuck! I just opened BBC News, and before I'd even finished reading the headline, my dad caught me. He charged over and beat me up without saying a word, saying I was young but already a pervert. I????"
There were countless foreign netizens like this, and everyone cursed BBC vehemently.
Many people swore they would never watch it again, but whenever another piece of news full of "temptation and suggestiveness" popped up, they still could not resist clicking on it.
Then, after reading it, they would curse and shout, "Fuck! I fell for it again!"
For a time, BBC's "great reputation" became known throughout the world, and everywhere people mocked and cursed it as a trash media outlet.
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