024. Funan Changsha Yasuo!
"I bloom in the midst of slaughter, like a flower in the dawn."
A deep, powerful, and murderous aura washed over them, like being enveloped by 3D surround sound, with 5.0 surround sound all around, realistic and even more soul-stirring!
Wow!
Everyone looked as if they had seen a ghost.
The original voice actor for Jhin was Shen Lei, a nationally recognized first-class voice actor.
But now, as everyone listened, they actually felt Jiang Siming's rendition was even better!
It wasn't over yet.
"You shall be filled with poetry! You shall be a feast for the eyes! This, is your curtain call!"
Jiang Siming's voice permeated the icy, snowy game map, echoing in everyone's ears.
Especially the last word, 'curtain call,' the surging murderous intent perfectly interpreted the madman-like temperament the hero, The Playful Death, should possess!
"I'm going to shit myself, this voice actor monster is too terrifying!"
"He completely outshines Shen Lei! I suggest League of Legends hire Jiang Siming for voice acting from now on!"
"I can't handle it. If I had a boyfriend with a voice like this, I'd be so happy I'd go crazy."
"I just came in and thought Dumb Sister was playing League of Legends."
"I strongly suggest PUBG also get voice acting, and let Ming Da Lao do it, the effect would definitely be explosive!"
Tuan Tuan and Dumb Sister were also completely won over and became die-hard fans of Jiang Siming's voice.
Before, Jiang Siming's voice was pleasant, but his words were just everyday conversation.
This time, with a special segment dedicated to voice acting, the effect was simply incredible!
"Do another one, Little Ming Bro, I really like Yasuo, can you do him?"
"I like him too, Brother Ming, do another one, please~~"
The two girls pleaded earnestly. If it weren't for the internet separating them, they would have rushed into Jiang Siming's arms to act cute and beg.
"Alright, alright, then I'll do Yasuo one more time, and then we'll stop, okay?"
"Mhm mhm!"
Everyone once again waited with full anticipation, ready for a spa-like experience for their ears.
Jiang Siming took a moment to gather his thoughts, then he began to speak.
But as soon as he opened his mouth, everyone burst into laughter.
"Four winds blow~~ Carry me~~ Face the wind~~"
A Changsha dialect accent, a shrill, duck-like voice for Yasuo's lines, "exploded" from Jiang Siming's mouth.
The effect was like snow flying in July or the sun shining in winter, the contrast was so immense, it was unacceptable.
"Yasuo the Unforgiven: ?????????"
"Hahahaha, Funan Changsha Yasuo, I'm laughing my stomach out."
"The sudden sass almost broke my back!"
"Pfft pfft pfft! I coughed out a mouthful of blood. My sexy Yasuo's voice acting turned out like this?"
"Covering my face 0.0, I won't dare to play Yasuo anymore. Whenever I think of him, it's Ming's voice acting."
"Ming Shen, well done! Trolling Yasuo should have this kind of voice acting. Let's see who dares to play Yasuo in the future!"
The two girls couldn't stop laughing, their cackling laughter rising and falling, unable to stop.
It took a while for them to recover, and that was only because Jiang Siming told them enemies were approaching.
Fine, they'd stop laughing for now, unless they couldn't help it, cackle cackle cackle.
Seeing the two girls still unable to stop, Jiang Siming ignored them and ran towards the source of the vehicle sounds himself.
A full squad of four drove a jeep over, wanting to pick up an airdrop. However, upon seeing a downed plane next to the airdrop, they knew it had already been looted. They stepped on the gas, intending to flee.
But Jiang Siming caught them. He raised his AK and unleashed a full-auto spray!
The dense bullets converged into a straight line, all hitting the front of the jeep.
The vehicle's health dropped rapidly, but the four people inside were unharmed.
"Haha, this guy is so noob, he didn't hit us with a single shot." This squad mocked disdainfully.
Jiang Siming wasn't aiming at them at all; he was only targeting the vehicle. He quickly fired off a full magazine of AK bullets.
Without changing weapons, he immediately switched to another sniper rifle, the SKS, and continuously fired at the car. Twenty sniper bullets, plus forty AK rounds.
A total of sixty 7.62 rounds, every single one hitting the jeep.
Midway, Tuan Tuan and Dumb Sister also ran over and landed a few more shots on the car.
As the last SKS bullet was fired, the jeep exploded!
Wiped out!
This full squad didn't even get a chance to fight back from inside their vehicle, dying on the spot.
Brutal! That was damn brutal!
The audience couldn't help but sympathize with the players, yet their fingers instinctively tapped away on their keyboards, typing "666".
This kind of unreasonable "cruelty" and "bloodshed" was exactly what they loved to see.
After all, FPS shooting games were all about the beauty of violence!
The hype that Funan's nursery had just generated was completely washed away by this car sweep, and everyone's attention finally shifted back.
Not bad, a white fragment lit up in one of the four loot boxes.
"Picked up [Looting Mastery] fragment * 1 (1/1), fragment count is full and can be used directly."
Looting Mastery? He had that skill too.
But then he thought about it, it made sense; looting quickly was an essential skill for any expert.
To test it out, Jiang Siming deliberately followed Dumb Sister, who was heading to loot.
Dumb Sister, happily wanting to see what good items were in the loot box in front of her, pressed TAP.
She was shocked to find that everything she had her eye on had vanished in a flash.
She tried to drag her mouse to grab a bottle of cola, but as soon as her cursor moved to that spot, the box was empty.
"Is this a bug? What's going on?"
Dumb Sister, puzzled, turned around to look. There was no one next to her, only Jiang Siming, who seemed to have just moved away from her strangely.
Looking at the muzzle of Jiang Siming's gun, Dumb Sister suddenly understood.
"Brother Ming, did you secretly loot my stuff?"
Jiang Siming didn't answer, which only made Dumb Sister more certain. She immediately smiled, put her hands on her hips, and chided, "You bad boy!"
The audience's attention wasn't on their playful banter.
"What was that looting speed? The full loot box was emptied in less than a second?"
"If it weren't for God Ming looting the old lady's bag, we wouldn't have even known he had this trick up his sleeve."
"Wow, how fast do his hands and reaction time have to be?"
"As a fujoshi, I have to say, if God Ming looted me like that, I'd probably be ecstatic. Wink wink"
While playfully bantering with Jiang Siming, Dumb Sister received a phone call. After a moment, she reported the call's content to Jiang Siming with an even happier smile.
"Brother Ming, an official from Shark just called me and said they want to talk to you about streaming. Are you interested?"
Shark didn't have Jiang Siming's contact information, so they found Dumb Sister to pass on the message.
"Little Ming Bro, aren't you looking to stream? If you can, do it on Shark. It'll be convenient for us to play together in the future~"
The two women had the same idea: working on the same platform would mean more opportunities to interact.
"It also depends on the offer. But the official just hinted to me that as long as Little Ming Bro agrees, the terms and benefits won't disappoint him," Dumb Sister said.
Everything now depended on Jiang Siming's decision.
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