Funan Changsha Yasuo!

Funan Changsha Yasuo!

"I bloom amid slaughter, just like a flower at dawn."

A deep voice filled with power and murderous intent surged toward them. It felt like being surrounded by 3D stereo sound, with 5.0 surround sound all around them—so realistic and even more soul-stirring!

Whoa!

Everyone wore a ghost-struck expression.

Jhin's original voice actor was Shen Lei, a nationally renowned first-class voice actor.

But now that everyone had heard this, they actually felt Jiang Siming's voice sounded even better!

And it wasn't over yet.

"You will be filled with poetry! You will be breathtakingly beautiful! This is your finale!"

Jiang Siming's voice seeped into the snowy game map, echoing in everyone's ears.

Especially that final "finale." The surging, frenzied killing intent perfectly captured the madman-like aura that Jhin should have as a champion!

"I'm getting off just from listening to this. The Voice Actor Monster is terrifying!"

"He completely crushed Shen Lei! I suggest League of Legends hire Jiang Siming as a voice actor from now on!"

"I can't take it anymore. If I had a boyfriend with a voice like that, I'd be so happy I'd go crazy."

"When I first came in, I thought Dumb Sister was playing League of Legends."

"I strongly suggest PUBG add voice acting too. Let God Ming do it— the effect would be absolutely explosive!"

Tuan Tuan and Dumb Sister had also become die-hard fans of Jiang Siming's voice.

Jiang Siming's voice had sounded pleasant before, but everything he said had just been ordinary conversation.

This time, he had put on a special performance and done voice acting specifically. The effect was simply incredible!

"Do another one, Little Ming Bro. I really like Yasuo. Can you voice him?"

"I like him too, Brother Ming. One more, please~~"

The two girls pleaded desperately. If they hadn't been separated by the internet, they would have wanted to pounce into Jiang Siming's arms and act spoiled while begging him.

"All right, all right. I'll do Yasuo one more time, then we'll stop, okay?"

"Mm-hmm!"

Everyone once again looked forward to enjoying a spa treatment for their ears.

Jiang Siming gathered himself slightly, then opened his mouth.

But the moment he began, everyone burst out laughing.

"Four winds~~ place move house birth~~ face the storm, yo~~"

Yasuo's lines burst from Jiang Siming's mouth in a Changsha dialect accent, delivered in a shrill, duck-like voice.

The effect was like snow falling in July or a blazing sun in winter. The contrast was so enormous that it was impossible to accept.

"Yasuo: ??????"

"Hahahahaha, Funan Changsha Yasuo! My stomach hurts from laughing."

"That sudden vulgarity nearly threw out my back!"

"Pfft pfft pfft! I just spat out a mouthful of blood! How did my sexy Yasuo Bro's voice acting turn out like this?"

"Covering my face 0.0. I'll never dare play Yasuo again. All I'll hear is God Ming's voice."

"God Ming did great! Troll Yasuo deserves this kind of voice. Let's see who still wants to play Yasuo after this!"

The two girls laughed nonstop, their goose-like laughter rising and falling without the slightest sign of stopping.

They finally managed to calm down, but only because Jiang Siming told them enemies were coming.

All right, they would stop laughing for now—unless they couldn't help it. Hahahahaha.

Seeing that the two girls still couldn't stop, Jiang Siming left them alone and ran toward the source of the vehicle noise.

A fully equipped four-man squad had driven over in a jeep to loot the airdrop. But when they saw a vehicle beside the airdrop and realized it had already been looted, they stepped on the gas and tried to leave.

Jiang Siming caught them, raising the AK in his hands and spraying it on full-auto!

The bullets gathered densely into a straight line, all slamming into the front of the jeep.

The vehicle's health dropped rapidly, but the four people inside remained unharmed.

"Haha, this guy is so bad. He didn't hit us even once." The squad mocked him disdainfully.

Jiang Siming wasn't aiming at them at all. He had only been targeting the vehicle, quickly emptying an entire AK magazine.

He didn't reload. Instead, he immediately switched to the other weapon, the SKS, and began hammering the vehicle with rapid shots. Twenty sniper rounds, plus forty AK rounds.

A full sixty 7.62 bullets—all of them hit the jeep without missing a single one.

Partway through, Tuan Tuan and Dumb Sister also ran over and landed several shots on the vehicle.

After the final SKS bullet was fired, the jeep exploded at precisely that moment!

The entire squad was wiped out!

The fully equipped squad hadn't even managed to get out of the vehicle and fight back before they were killed inside it.

Brutal! Freaking brutal!

The viewers couldn't help feeling sorry for that squad, but their index fingers still pounded away at their keyboards, instinctively typing 666.

This unreasonable "cruelty" and "bloodshed" was exactly what they loved watching.

It was an FPS shooting game, after all. It was all about the aesthetics of violence!

The comedic effect from the Funan Troll Yasuo performance had also been washed away by this vehicle spray-down, and everyone's attention finally returned to the match.

Not bad. A White Fragment lit up inside the four corpses' Loot Boxes.

"Looting Mastery Fragment *1 (1/1), fragment count full. It can be used directly."

Looting Mastery? There was actually a technique for this?

But after thinking about it, it made sense. Fast looting was an essential skill for any expert.

To test it out, Jiang Siming deliberately followed behind Dumb Sister as she went to loot the box.

Dumb Sister was eagerly looking forward to seeing what good items were inside the box in front of her. But the moment she pressed TAB,

she was stunned to discover that every item she had set her eyes on had vanished in a flash.

She tried dragging the cursor to snatch a bottle of cola, but the moment her mouse moved over to that spot, the Loot Box was empty.

"Did this glitch? What's going on?"

Dumb Sister suspiciously turned around, only to find that nobody was beside her. Jiang Siming merely seemed to have just left her side.

Then she glanced at the muzzle of the gun in Jiang Siming's hand and immediately understood.

"Brother Ming, did you secretly loot my stuff?"

Jiang Siming didn't answer. Dumb Sister became even more certain. She crossed her arms with a smile and scolded him, "You rascal!"

The viewers' attention wasn't on the two of them flirting and fooling around.

"What kind of looting speed was that? A full Loot Box was empty in less than a second?"

"If God Ming hadn't looted the old woman's box, we wouldn't even have known he had this skill."

"Good grief, how fast do his hands and reactions have to be?"

"As a rotten woman, I have to say, if God Ming looted me like that, I'd probably be sent over the moon. Eek, eek, eek."

Dumb Sister was laughing and joking with Jiang Siming when she received a phone call. After a while, she reported the contents of the call to Jiang Siming with an even happier smile.

"Brother Ming, someone from Shark's official team just called me. They said they want to discuss livestreaming with you. Are you interested?"

Shark didn't have Jiang Siming's contact information, so they had found Dumb Sister and asked her to pass on the message.

"Little Ming Bro, weren't you planning to livestream? If you're okay with it, you could do it on Shark. It'll be more convenient for us to play together in the future too~"

Both girls had the same idea. Once they worked on the same platform, they would have more chances to interact.

"It also depends on the benefits, but the official representative just hinted to me that as long as Brother Ming agrees, the terms and benefits definitely won't disappoint him," Dumb Sister said.

Everything now depended on what Jiang Siming wanted.