Simp Transformation

006. Dog Transformation

Dumb Sister really did stick close behind Jiang Siming, not a step away, and turned into a little chatterbox, constantly starting conversations with him.

"Little brother, what's your name?"

"Little brother, is your voice real, or are you using a sound card?"

"Little brother, can I get your WeChat?"

"Little brother..."

She asked so much that Jiang Siming got annoyed and nearly turned off the area voice.

But every time, she wheedled and begged until he gave up.

While running from the poison, they searched some remote wild points in empty compounds, and Dumb Sister completely turned into Jiang Siming's little dog.

No matter what she picked up, she'd ask if he wanted it.

Her goal was just to get a few more words out of him.

This trick worked every time, never failing.

Whenever Jiang Siming replied, she'd beam with joy.

The Old Woman's face bloomed with a spring smile, giving her Fans goosebumps.

"Wow! Little brother, I found a Kar98k! And an 8x Scope, here you go~"

"Uh, thanks."

Facing her kindness, Jiang Siming didn't refuse and gave a simple thanks.

With a sniper rifle, he could kill people more easily and quickly, speeding up the fragment drops.

"Mmm~ Then can you tell me your name now, little brother?" Dumb Sister followed the thread.

"Jiang Siming. Siming as in fate, Ming as in light."

Having taken her good stuff, Jiang Siming couldn't ignore her anymore and gave his name.

"Little brother, your name sounds so nice too~ I bet you're super handsome~"

Dumb Sister became a bootlicker, drawing a wave of teasing from the Live Stream Room audience.

"Old Woman, promise me you won't be a bootlicker, okay? Voice actors are good-looking? Don't make me laugh!"

"Bootlickers end up with nothing in the end!"

"Dai Dai, you're really pretty when you brag, but you look so pathetic when you're licking boots."

"Tsk, once upon a time, the mighty Dumb Sister turned into a bootlicker, hahaha, I've lived to see it."

Facing the audience's jabs, even Dumb Sister's thick skin couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.

Luckily, other players showed up just then, letting her skip the topic.

"Little brother, someone's driving over from the road across! Should we run?"

Dumb Sister was panicking. She didn't want to fight.

Because she was afraid Jiang Siming would die, and she'd have to part ways with him.

"I've been waiting for someone to come."

Jiang Siming, dead set on getting fragments, wasn't about to let go of a hard-found prey.

He even wanted Dumb Sister's kill!

But since she was a girl, he couldn't bring himself to do it.

"Then I'll draw their fire for you, okay? Little brother, you just clean up the kills from behind," Dumb Sister suggested.

"No need. There's no one I can't kill." Jiang Siming's confident voice rang out.

Though his voice was still super nice, Dumb Sister couldn't help a wry smile.

Not just her—the million Fans in the Live Stream Room felt the same.

"You don't have to show off that hard. Who does he think he is?"

"Laughing my ass off. This guy looks like the type who can't walk past a woman, can't keep his mouth shut, and starts spouting nonsense."

"Waiting for him to get slapped in the face. I've been annoyed with this guy for a while."

"You men are so petty. I believe little brother can do it!"

"Yeah, little brother definitely isn't bragging!"

Most people thought, if you land in such a cowardly spot, how could you be any good?

"Alright, let's fight him together. I still have a grenade. We'll wait for him to get closer, then..."

Before Dumb Sister could finish, she heard a gunshot in her ear.

It was Jiang Siming firing the Kar98k.

Dumb Sister's smile turned even more bitter. Little brother, you're way too confident.

They're at least two hundred meters away and driving—if you shoot now, you'd be lucky to kill them.

But after the gunshot rang out, she saw through her 4x scope that the oncoming figure tumbled out of the speeding Sports Car.

The corpse hit the dust, rolling several Thomas full twists—at this point, you could toss it in a wok of oil and fry it up; the neighbor's kid would definitely be crying for a bite.

"Player ming killed player wohenshuai with Kar98k"

Holy shit!

Everyone was stunned!

No way? A lucky shot?

Just as they were all second-guessing, another car running from the zone drove into view—a 'Dayun' brand motorcycle, tearing through the wind, even faster.

Jiang Siming stayed calm, ejecting the spent shell from the chamber, loading a fresh round, and scoping back in.

Since it wasn't Jiang Siming's perspective, they couldn't see the exact aiming process.

All they saw was that less than a second after Jiang Siming fired, he pulled the trigger again.

From that dust-caked Kar98k, a new bullet burst forth, sparks flaring from the muzzle.

Then it howled toward the target the gun's owner had set!

Right after, another message popped up in the top-right corner.

"Player ming killed player yuepaomameizi with Kar98k"

The Live Stream Room froze for a second, then erupted like oil hitting a boiling wok.

"That's too fake? Two shots, two moving headshots? And they were both driving!"

"Definitely a hack! Fucking scumbag!"

"No way, that ID looks familiar."

"Shit! Isn't that the super pro who sniped 4AM and Tuan Tuan yesterday?"

"Damn! Really! I was there last night—this guy's a real pro, Wei Shen personally verified it, and he even wanted to recruit him."

The audience chattered away, Bullet Comments flying, and Dumb Sister saw it all.

"Didn't expect the little bro to be this good at games too... If I could add him on WeChat and play with him every day, my ears would get pregnant from all the sweet talk! And I could ride his coattails, free carry, wahahaha."

With that thought, Dumb Sister decisively ran out to loot for Jiang Siming, hauling back anything he might need.

"Little bro, look, which of these do you want? Take whatever! If it's not enough, I'll go loot more!"

Dumb Sister said with grand generosity, like a hostess entertaining a guest.

Little did she realize all this stuff was earned by Jiang Siming himself.

"No need. Bring the car over—we have to run from the zone."

After killing two people without a single fragment dropping, Jiang Siming felt a bit disappointed.

"Got it!" Dumb Sister obediently ran to get the car.

"You driving, or me, Brother Ming?" Dumb Sister asked sweetly, her tone as gentle as could be—a completely different person from her usual livestream self.

And she'd already started calling him Brother Ming without a hint of awkwardness, all sugary and sweet.

Jiang Siming couldn't exactly shut her up, so he just said, "I'll drive. We'll need to cross a bridge soon—there's probably someone camping there, so driving skill matters."

"Okay then, I'll sit next to you and take bullets for you!"

The utterly sycophantic Dumb Sister had fully turned into a simp today.

She even deliberately avoided the sedan and picked the most unstable motorcycle instead.

Her little scheme was instantly seen through by the audience in the Live Stream Room.