PUBG: Fragment Collector
Chapter 6

Turning into a Simp

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Dumb Sister really did stick close behind Jiang Siming, never leaving his side. She had also transformed into a chatterbox, constantly taking the initiative to interact with him.

"Big Brother, what's your name?"

"Big Brother, is your voice real? Or are you using a voice changer?"

"Big Brother, can I have your WeChat?"

"Big Brother..."

Jiang Siming was asked so many questions that he was sick of it and really wanted to turn off the Area Voice.

But every time, she would pester him, plead with him, and beg him until he gave up.

As they ran from the zone, the two of them searched some Wild Points that no one ever visited. Dumb Sister had completely transformed into Jiang Siming's Little Dog.

No matter what she picked up, she would ask Jiang Siming whether he wanted it.

Her goal was simply to say a few more words to Jiang Siming.

This trick worked very well and never failed.

Every time Jiang Siming replied, she blossomed with delight.

A springlike smile bloomed across the old woman's face, giving her viewers goosebumps.

"Wow! Big Brother, I found a Kar98k! And an 8x Scope too. I'll give them to you~"

"Uh, thanks."

Faced with her goodwill, Jiang Siming didn't refuse and simply thanked her.

With a sniper rifle, he could kill people more conveniently and quickly, which would also speed up the rate at which he obtained fragments.

"Mmm~ So can you tell me your name now, Big Brother?" Dumb Sister asked, following the opening.

"Jiang Siming. The 'Si' from Siming, and the 'Ming' from brightness."

Since he had taken her valuable items, Jiang Siming felt bad ignoring her any longer and gave her his name.

"Big Brother, even your name sounds so nice~ You must be super handsome too~"

Dumb Sister had become a simp, provoking a wave of laughter and curses from the Live Stream Room's viewers.

"Old woman, promise me you won't be a simp, okay? Do voice actors even look good? Give me a break!"

"A simp ends up with nothing!"

"Dai Dai, you're really beautiful when you're bragging, but you look so pathetic when you're being a simp."

"Tsk, tsk. Who would have thought that the dignified Dumb Sister would become a simp? Hahaha, I've really learned something today."

Even with her thick skin, Dumb Sister felt a little embarrassed under the audience's teasing.

Fortunately, another player appeared just then, allowing her to skip past the subject.

"Big Brother, someone is driving over from across the road! Should we run?"

Dumb Sister was panicking. She didn't want to fight.

She was afraid that if Jiang Siming died, she would have to part with him.

"I've been waiting for someone to come."

Jiang Siming was single-mindedly seeking fragments. How could he let go of prey he had finally found?

He even wanted Dumb Sister's kill!

It was only because the opponent was a girl that he felt embarrassed about attacking her.

"Then I'll help draw their fire, okay? Big Brother, you can stay behind me and collect the kills." Dumb Sister suggested.

"No need. There's no one I can't kill." Jiang Siming's confident voice rang out.

Although his voice was still incredibly pleasant, Dumb Sister's lips curled into an awkward smile.

It wasn't just her. The millions of viewers in the Live Stream Room felt the same way.

"There's no need to brag that hard. Who does he think he is?"

"I'm dying. This guy looks like the type who loses the ability to walk when he sees a woman. He can't keep his mouth shut and has already started spouting nonsense."

"Waiting for him to get humbled. I've been annoyed by this guy for a long time."

"You men are so petty. I believe Big Brother can do it!"

"Exactly! Big Brother definitely isn't bragging!"

Most people thought, You landed in such a cowardly spot. How could you possibly be some kind of expert?

"Alright, then. We'll shoot him together. I also have a Grenade. Let's wait until he gets a little closer, then..."

Dumb Sister hadn't even finished speaking when she heard a gunshot beside her.

It was Jiang Siming firing his Kar98k.

Dumb Sister could only give a bitter laugh inwardly. Big Brother, you're way too confident.

He's at least two hundred meters away, and he's driving. It would be a miracle if your shot killed him.

But after the gunshot rang out, she saw through her 4x Scope that the approaching person had tumbled out of the speeding sports car.

The corpse stuck to the dust on the ground and rolled through several Thomas full spins. It looked like it could be tossed into a frying pan for a couple of rounds; the kid next door would definitely cry from hunger.

Player Ming used a Kar98k to kill Player Wohenshuai

Holy crap!

Everyone was stunned!

Was that for real? A lucky shot?

Just as everyone was growing suspicious, another car fleeing the zone entered their view. It was a Dayun motorcycle, roaring along at breakneck speed and moving even faster.

Jiang Siming remained as calm as ever. He knocked the spent casing from the chamber, loaded a new round, and raised the scope again.

Since this wasn't Jiang Siming's perspective, they couldn't see the precise process of him taking aim.

Everyone only saw him fire again less than a second after the first shot.

A fresh bullet burst from the dusty Kar98k, a spark flaring from the muzzle as it flew out.

Then it whistled toward the target Jiang Siming had chosen!

Immediately afterward, another notification appeared in the upper-right corner.

Player Ming used a Kar98k to kill Player Yuepaomameizi

The Live Stream Room fell silent for a second before boiling over like oil in a pan.

"That's way too fake, isn't it? Two shots, two moving targets? And both of them were driving!"

"Definitely a hacker! Fucking orphan, Sima!"

"Wait, that ID looks familiar."

"Holy shit! Isn't this the super expert who sniped 4AM and Tuan Tuan yesterday?"

"Damn! It really is him! I was there last night. This guy really is an expert. Wei Shen personally confirmed it and even wanted to recruit him to the team."

The viewers chattered among themselves, the comments flying by at a furious pace. Dumb Sister naturally saw them too.

"I didn't expect Big Brother to be so good at the game too. If I could add him on WeChat and play with him every day, wouldn't my ears get pregnant every day? I could even cling to a strong player and get carried. Wahahahaha."

With that thought, Dumb Sister decisively ran out to loot the boxes for Jiang Siming, bringing back everything he might need.

"Big Brother, which of these do you want? Take whatever you like! If it's not enough, I'll go loot more!"

Dumb Sister spoke with tremendous generosity, in the tone of a hostess entertaining a guest.

She had no idea that all these items had been obtained by Jiang Siming himself.

"No need. Bring the car over. We have to run from the zone."

After killing two people without getting a single fragment, Jiang Siming was a little disappointed.

"Got it!" Dumb Sister obediently ran off to get the car.

"Are you driving, or should I, Brother Ming?" Dumb Sister asked gently, her tone as tender as could be. She was a completely different person from the one who usually streamed.

She had already started calling him Brother Ming, and it didn't feel awkward to her at all. Instead, it sounded sweet and cloying.

Jiang Siming couldn't stop her mouth either, so he could only say, "I'll drive. We have to cross a bridge soon, and there should be people camping there. Driving skill is important."

"Okay, then I'll sit beside you and block the bullets for you!"

Dumb Sister had gone all the way today and completely turned into a simp.

Dumb Sister even deliberately avoided taking a sedan and instead drove the least stable vehicle: a motorcycle.

Her little scheme was immediately seen through by the Live Stream Room's viewers.

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