Global Datafication
Chapter 3

Mom and Dad Level Up

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Title: Vision of the Pioneer (Unique)

Attribute: Can stack the attributes of all titles.

"To commemorate those who took the first step and dared to challenge the unknown."

Vision of the Pioneer was a unique title. It had no attributes of its own, but its ability to stack the attributes of all titles was enough to drive everyone mad with envy.

Because everyone else could only equip one title.

In his previous life, the guy who got this title had shown it off like crazy. But now, this title belonged to him, Wang Xian!

After Blue Star underwent Datafication, titles could be obtained through all kinds of quests, storylines, and killing bosses. They could even be obtained through all sorts of chance incidents.

He remembered that among the many most famous titles from his previous life, the ones everyone praised as the most desirable, there was one title called Prone to Falling.

The one who obtained this title was a thirteen-year-old little loli.

The origin of the title was also extremely strange. It was only because that little loli was always tripping and falling while walking. After it happened enough times, she obtained this title.

Prone to Falling only had one attribute.

In combat, she could not be knocked down or knocked flying.

This kind of attribute was simply enough to make everyone envious, especially those who loved PK.

In battle, being unable to be knocked down or knocked flying was their ultimate dream.

This also led to the method of obtaining the Prone to Falling title being exposed. For a period of time, whether they were the very top powerhouses or casual entertainment players, everyone became obsessed with all kinds of "falling on flat ground."

At that time, whether walking in a city or in the wild, if you saw someone suddenly throw themselves face-first onto the ground, there was no need to be shocked. They were just trying to obtain the Prone to Falling title.

Unfortunately, they never managed to obtain it.

These people had once suspected that they had been tricked, but later, after another little loli was exposed to have obtained the Prone to Falling title, they had no choice but to believe it.

Just like that, after this continued for a while, these people finally gave up.

Everyone also discovered that it seemed only all kinds of little lolis or cute girls could obtain the Prone to Falling title.

The Prone to Falling title was therefore praised as a loli-exclusive title.

Bang!

Bang!

Bang!

The iron gate of the breeding farm suddenly rang out.

"Dad, Mom, you're here."

After opening the iron gate, Wang Xian saw his parents standing outside with panicked expressions.

"Son, what on earth is going on? Did you hear that strange voice? And why did words appear on all kinds of things? Also, your old man found that his body seems to have become especially hale and hearty." Dad spoke with a shocked look on his face.

"Little Xian, do you know what's going on?"

Mom's face still carried lingering panic.

"Dad, Mom, come in first."

Wang Xian pulled his parents into the breeding farm, then closed the iron gate and locked it properly.

"Dad, Mom, I can't explain this clearly either. Come with me first."

Wang Xian brought his parents to the room where the earthworms were bred, took the iron shovel leaning to the side, and handed it to Dad.

"Dad, don't ask anything for now. Just use this iron shovel to swat the earthworms in this room."

Although Dad was very confused, he still took the iron shovel and began swatting at the earthworms.

With one shovel strike, Dad immediately froze.

"Dad, don't worry about those voices. Keep swatting. Stop when that voice no longer rings out," Wang Xian said.

After Dad heard this, he hesitated for a moment, then continued swinging the iron shovel and swatting at the earthworms.

A few minutes later, Dad stopped.

At this moment, Dad was already level three. Killing level 0 earthworms no longer gave him any experience.

After all, one large ant nest alone had several thousand ants. If there were no restrictions, finding a few ant nests would make one's level soar in minutes.

"Mom, you do it."

Wang Xian took the iron shovel from Dad's hand and handed it to Mom.

After Mom took it, she hesitated for a while. Under Wang Xian's firm gaze, she began swatting the earthworms in the room.

A few minutes later, Mom stopped.

"Dad, Mom, how do you feel? Sense it carefully. Has your body become a bit stronger?" Wang Xian looked at his parents and asked.

With that question, both his parents were stunned. Following what Wang Xian said, they sensed it for a moment, and sure enough, they discovered that their bodies had become much stronger.

This was very normal. At this moment, both his parents were already level three. Not counting those 15 free attribute points, each of their five basic attributes had also increased by 3 points.

His parents had already entered middle age, and none of their five basic attributes exceeded 10 points. Now that each attribute had increased by 3 points, it was almost an increase of one-third. How could they possibly fail to feel such a change?

"Son, I feel like I've returned to my younger days."

Dad jumped a few times on the spot and spoke with some excitement.

"Dad, Mom, silently think Attribute Panel in your hearts. It will prompt you to set a nickname. A nickname is a false name, so just pick whatever you like. After that, you'll see a light screen appear. In the upper-right corner of the light screen, there are the two words Settings. Tap it. Inside, there is an option called visible to others. Tap the box behind that option."

After his parents clumsily operated for a while, two light screens appeared before Wang Xian.

Thus, Wang Xian taught his parents bit by bit how to familiarize themselves with the Attribute Panel.

After more than ten minutes, his parents finally had some understanding of the Attribute Panel and had also allocated their 15 free attribute points.

After closing the Attribute Panel, Dad suddenly did a backflip, startling both Wang Xian and Mom.

"This is really too unbelievable."

Dad had a look of amazement on his face.

Wang Xian rolled his eyes. He had never expected his dad to have such a hidden talent.

"Son, what on earth is going on? It couldn't be aliens, could it?"

Although Mom had already accepted it a little, she still looked worried.

"Mom, you even know about aliens?" Wang Xian looked at Mom in some surprise.

Mom slapped Wang Xian on the head and said irritably, "Do you think your mom is some country bumpkin who doesn't know anything? Isn't our current situation that thing you young people play? Online games, right, online games."

"Mom, not only do you know about aliens, you even know about online games. You're way too trendy," Wang Xian exclaimed.

"Of course. Your mom isn't like your dad, who doesn't know anything! Your mom knows plenty."

"Right, right, right. My mom knows plenty."

Wang Xian nodded repeatedly.

"Dad, Mom, since things have already become like this, we have to accept it whether we want to or not. The earthworms here can no longer let you level up. The room in the southeast corner is where I raised the mice. Let's go there to level up." After chatting idly for a while, Wang Xian suddenly said.

"Good, I'll go right now!"

Without another word, Dad took the iron shovel and headed toward the room where the mice were raised.

"Mice?"

As soon as Mom heard that, she became a little afraid.

"Mom, don't be scared. We can form a party. That way, Dad and I will kill the mice there, and you can stay behind and still level up," Wang Xian said.

"You can even do that? Then why didn't you let us form a party just now?" Mom asked in confusion.

Wang Xian scratched his head and said, "We didn't form a party just now so you two could better accept this change, right?"

"Fine."

Afterward, Wang Xian found Dad, who was swatting mice, created a small party, and pulled Mom into the party as well.

After that, Wang Xian and Dad killed mice together.

The mice were level two. After Wang Xian and his parents all rose to level five, they stopped. At this moment, that room was already strewn with corpses.

"Son, is there anything else we can kill?"

Dad carried the iron shovel on his shoulder and asked with a face full of "killing intent."

Wang Xian: ...

Had some strange attribute of Dad's been awakened?

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