Contract Demon and God of Light

Watching Hokage Duke pound his chest and stamp his feet, pretending to be righteously indignant when he was really just consumed by envy, jealousy, and hate, Bird Demon Duke hesitated for a moment before choosing to shut his mouth.

Raising one was pretty interesting. My python transformed into Snake Princess. Other than being a little cold when she warmed the bird at night, there was nothing wrong with her. Actually, a little cold felt pretty good too—an entirely different kind of experience. After all, I just liked it cold!

"Alright, you've seen the Type-Moon World memories too. Aren't those three newcomers interesting?"

"Uh, I was too busy looking at the lolis to notice the newcomers..."

"Don't you like mature beauties with long wavy hair? Since when did you start paying attention to little lolis?" Bird Demon Duke was speechless.

"Because in less than fifteen years, that little loli will turn into a mature, wavy-haired beauty!" Hokage Duke said sourly. I want one too... No, wait, it seems I already have a mature, wavy-haired beauty!

Thinking of this, Hokage Duke immediately put on a sanctimonious expression and criticized, "The me from the Type-Moon World is too shameless. He said he was saving a fallen girl, but she clearly hadn't even entered the trade yet!"

Bird Demon Duke secretly scoffed. The pot calling the kettle black. You're no... no good thing either.

Hokage Duke continued, "Putting that aside, the memories from five Primordial Era worlds really take up a lot of storage space. Even compressed, they're still huge. I won't dig through them. Just tell me directly: what were the backgrounds of the three newcomers that shameless bastard from the Type-Moon World met that night?"

"One came from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, while the other two came from sitcoms—IPartment and My