I'm Going to Castrate That Scumbag Right Now

"What!?"

Lancelot's first reaction was that Duke was messing with him. King Arthur had been raised as a man, lived as a man, and believed herself to be a real man from the bottom of her heart. There was no way she would roll around in bed with some wild man.

Besides, if that were really possible, why would it have waited until now? Back then, every one of those Knights of the Round Table had been a handsome lad, and every one of them had feelings for the king... Ahem, anyway, it was impossible!

Lancelot said with absolute certainty, "Master, no one can conquer the king. Her pride and honor would never allow her to do such a thing."

"Not necessarily. What if that person was a really good cook?"

I'm a damn good cook too!

Lancelot roared inwardly, firmly refusing to admit that Arthur had ever shared a bed with someone. This was a matter of faith. There could be no compromise.

Duke looked at Lancelot with an amused expression. He believed every lie he was fed, yet refused to believe the truth when he heard it.

Duke's stare made Lancelot's scalp tingle. He cleared his throat. "Master, you aren't seriously telling the truth, are you?"

"Of course. After entering and leaving the Root, I saw this world's future. King Arthur will participate in this Holy Grail War as Saber and secretly develop feelings for her Master, Emiya Shirou. Before this Holy Grail War ends... well, you know!" Duke said that he really was not boasting this time. The future truly was like that.

Lancelot let out a sigh of relief. "Master, according to what you said, none of that has happened yet, right?"

"That's right. Not yet!"

"Wonderful. I'll go castrate that scumbag right now, and then