When I wrote the words "the end," my heart surged, tears streamed down my face, my heart was torn apart, and I was overcome with grief... Of course not!
It's over when it's over. If I hadn't heard that writing final thoughts would make the whole book seem classier and more respectable, I wouldn't have written this at all!
I originally planned to pad... Ahem, diligently, conscientiously, tirelessly, and with the occasional oil massage, all the way to Chapter 888. But my writing skills were limited, so I only made it to Chapter 868.
That's fine too. It's the New Year, and there's a six in there—nice and lucky!
Since this was only a side job, I updated twice a day, with three updates being a miracle, so I never asked for votes after the book went premium. Mainly because I was worried that even if I got the votes, I wouldn't be able to keep my promise. If someone rewarded me with a Leader tier, I wouldn't have had the energy to add extra chapters in return either, so sorry about that!
This book was first published on Chuangshi, where it flopped. Instead, it made it into the Premium ranks on Qidian. That's seriously spiteful. I'd never even gotten a single recommendation on Qidian, yet somehow my average subscriptions reached 3,000!
When the book first went premium, Chuangshi's first-day subscription count was 110. I don't know about Qidian, but I only had 3,000 total bookmarks back then, so it probably wasn't much better.
My earnings for the first month were 148.35 yuan. It was undeniably a flop, the kind with no chance of making a comeback. The only reason I didn't cut it and kept writing until now was probably obsessive-compulsive disorder. A book had to have a beginning