"You see? What did I say? The ancestor would never admit to being wrong. At most, he'd find some other excuse."
"Alright, Uncle Prison, I won't stay any longer. I'm off to cuddle with our Lazy Master!"
"(?｀?Д?′) You fucking..."
Fairy Cloud Peak—Main Hall.
The Cloud Boat descended, sailing through the void.
It seemed several more guests had arrived, yet Lin Heng remained completely unaware.
Behind the empty main hall came a faint rustling. Master was acting like a thief, doing who knew what.
"Master?"
"Rebel Disciple! Why are you here...?"
"What are you doing?"
"Nothing. Your master risked everything to steal this Bodhi Tree from the Joyful Union Sect. They said its fruit could make a woman's skin even more plump and supple!" Meng Yutong hid the potted plant behind the curtain.
"Why did you steal it?"
"Because I wanted to piss Mu Li off!"
Lin Heng was instantly choked speechless upon hearing that. Weren't they Good Sisters?
When had they become so sharply opposed, with every needle meeting a blade?
"Hm? Rebel Disciple, how can you walk already? Isn't Dugu Feng still lying in bed?"
"Master must have forgotten how tough your disciple's body is. Tonight, I absolutely must help you remember!"
Seeing his lecherous expression as he tried to press himself against her, Meng Yutong hurriedly flashed aside and stopped him. "Don't mess around. Your master is cultivating a Yin Fruit right now. There are still five days until a full month passes!"
"During this time, no acts between man and woman are allowed!"
"A Yin Fruit?"
Lin Heng scratched his head in confusion. "Why is there such a restriction?"
"(?′^`?) Stop asking questions. Anyway, it's not allowed..."
"Then may I invite Master to drink tea?"
"Drink tea?"
"The kind of tea leaves Second Senior Sister gave