Hearing the other party's words, Lin Heng suddenly found it all utterly dull.
He turned his gaze toward Dugu Yueli and feigned terror. "What should we do, Little Li? Someone wants to possess my body. From now on, you'll never see your original, eye-catching big brother again!"
Dugu Yueli's mouth twitched.
"(*｀ー′) Brother Heng, is this funny?"
"If I can't see you, so what? What does it have to do with me!"
Seeing him still showing off at a time like this, Little Yueli truly wanted to raise her hand and slap him.
The fire was already burning his backside, hey!
The monk named Formless let his gaze fall upon Dugu Yueli, a strange glint flashing through his eyes.
"Not a bad shell. Very suitable for becoming Buddha Master's cauldron!"
Dugu Yueli: ???
The nominal brother and sister had their fates arranged for them—one to be possessed, the other to become a cauldron. What a pair of ill-fated lovebirds.
Lin Heng's expression abruptly turned cold. Puzzled, he said, "Isn't your Buddha Master a monk? Don't Buddhist cultivators pride themselves on having pure hearts and few desires, on holding compassion in their hearts..."
"Why does your Buddha Master need a cauldron? Even I, Lin Heng, as lustful as I am, have never said I'd use some beauty as a cauldron!"
"Buddha was originally the Dao. All people have desires. Even becoming a cauldron may not be anything less than a heaven-sent opportunity."
Lin Heng could not hold it in any longer after hearing that. "What a heaven-sent opportunity! You people are hypocrites to the bone..."
"Enough. For people like you, how can you possibly see through your own stupidity? Only through death!"
Lin Heng no longer wished to waste words on them.
For enemies foolish to the extreme, the best method