"This is bad!"
Early that morning, outside the cafeteria, Kuafu, who had just squatted on the doorstep, suddenly felt a chill run down his back. The hand holding his Big Bowl Wide Noodles trembled.
For no reason at all.
This heart-pounding feeling...
It was as though he had sensed an approaching danger. His right eyelid began twitching wildly!
He instinctively looked back, only to find nothing behind him. Even after stretching his senses to their limit, he could not detect any sign of hell approaching.
He opened WeChat and checked Xuanniao's step count, only to discover that the old man was still asleep.
It was not the Ruler, and it was not Xuanniao.
But this sense of danger...
"Oh my, sweetheart, what are you eating?"
A familiar voice, like one from the underworld, sounded beside his ear, brimming with curiosity.
When Kuafu widened his eyes in horror and looked up, he discovered that a figure dressed in far too much cloth had appeared before him at some point.
That sneaky gaze, that insincere smile, those hateful gestures—one look was enough to tell that this was a first-rate specimen from the Heavenly Kingdom Lineage!
To Kuafu, the smile on that face was more terrifying and frightening than facing a hundred thousand Hell Swarms or a hundred thousand Rulers!
"Oh, this smells pretty good."
While he was still stunned, Huai Shi smoothly reached for the bowl of chili oil that the cafeteria auntie had painstakingly prepared. His dog mouth was practically about to plunge into Kuafu's bowl.
"Huai Shi, you motherfucking..."
Kuafu's blood pressure instantly shot through the roof. He snatched back his bowl, terrified that Huai Shi would steal more, then wolfed the whole thing down in a few gulps.
"Stealing even a bowl of noodles—do you have any humanity left?!"