Sleeping with a girl was actually a technical skill.
You couldn't be too impatient. Being too impatient could ruin the mood, and looking overly lustful might scare the girl.
If she happened to be the romantic and gentle type, things could fall apart on the spot.
At the same time, you couldn't be too reserved. You couldn't expect the girl to take the initiative in everything, could you?
If you dragged things out without giving her any response and acted overly "gentlemanly," she might think you weren't interested in her.
You had to find the right balance~
That was why Bai Youlou had only put his arm around her at first. His reason was perfectly reasonable too: the wind was strong at night, and he didn't want her to catch a chill.
After walking the girl to her place, he naturally mentioned that he'd had a drink and was a little thirsty, then asked whether she had any water at home.
However, that orderly progression was eventually interrupted.
They hadn't even reached the step of borrowing her precious bathroom for a shower yet.
Bai Youlou had only turned around to pour a glass of water, but when he looked back, the sofa had already become a scene of "the bright moon shining on a muddy ditch."
The moonlight was very bright, making the ditch beneath it exceptionally clear.
He glanced at the curtains. They really hadn't been drawn.
But the girl really had the nerve to strip.
"Teacher Bai~"
Her voice was soft and continuous, as if she were blowing a ticklish breath right beside his ear.
Bai Youlou was still able to hold himself back at that point—until he saw the girl stand up and reveal a gorgeous rose tattoo on one side of her waist.
A special-effect skin that boosted attack speed had arrived!
That stark contrast was more than enough to get anyone hooked.
One "Rose" for her.
Who said heroes could only stand in the light? She could stand there naked too.
Unfortunately, the tattoo on the girl's waist turned out to be fake.
After they finished, Bai Youlou had wanted to admire her tattoo for a moment, but because the girl had worked up quite a sweat, he gently rubbed it.
The color came off~
The anti-counterfeit label was gone!
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What was the biggest difference between a scumbag and a heartless man?
A scumbag was the kind of man who promised you a future in bed, held you while discussing your children's names, and then stole the spicy chicken feet from your table before leaving.
A heartless man, on the other hand, pointed at the sky in bed and said the moonlight was beautiful tonight, then stuck a rose in a vase on the table before leaving.
Bai Youlou was more practical. Early in the morning, he had nowhere to buy a rose.
Fortunately, he'd already given her a "Red Rose" the night before. But before leaving, he still went downstairs and bought her a bowl of tofu pudding.
Tofu pudding counted as a flower too.
This stuff could also be called tofu brain. Bai Youlou had taken it upon himself to buy Host Xiao Liu the sweet kind.
If she liked the savory kind, then sorry, but everyone should stop contacting each other from then on.
But after he brought it back, she woke up. She finished the tofu pudding and refused to let him leave, so he could only stay at her place for another half a day~
Oh, right. Later, while he was driving, Host Xiao Liu had said in a muffled voice that she actually liked savory tofu pudding.
She'd chosen the timing well. At that point, Bai Youlou's mind was basically filled with tofu pudding anyway.
As for the current situation~
"Brother Lou! My Brother Lou, I really don't know what to do with you."
Old Zhou wore an exasperated expression as he looked at Bai Youlou. His gaze made it seem as though he'd returned to the mental state he'd had when he was Bai Youlou's manager.
No, this was far more outrageous than back then.
Bai Youlou was no longer even avoiding people when he slept with girls. He'd been so honest before~
"Let's not talk about that yet! Brother Lou! Before you came back, Old Zhou and I made a bet." Long Ziqiang waggled his eyebrows.
"Hm? Spit it out."
"Question: Do you know Host Xiao Liu's name now?"
Bai Youlou spread his hands. "I didn't ask, and she didn't tell me."
Long Ziqiang was a little curious. "You didn't even ask? So you two haven't established a relationship either?"
"She was passionate, and she didn't hold back."
Long Ziqiang gave him a thumbs-up and exclaimed that he was amazing.
This even managed to come full circle!
Old Zhou, meanwhile, unhappily pulled two hundred yuan from his pocket and handed it to Long Ziqiang, who accepted it with a smug, shameless grin.
"Don't sleep yourself into trouble."
Hearing that, Bai Youlou rubbed his chin. "But Xiao Liu said she'd act as my mole at Zhe Lan TV and secretly tell me anything she heard."
"Thanks for your effort, Brother Lou! You've worked hard, Brother Lou! Let me rub your shoulders~"
Old Zhou's expression immediately changed. Bai Youlou hadn't gone to sleep with a girl—he'd clearly sacrificed himself for his career, offering his body to the Deputy Station Director's daughter.
He'd even been slept with for free and hadn't gotten so much as a title out of it.
Thinking about it that way, damn it, Bai Youlou was absolutely a victim!
"By the way, Talent Show is airing your episode tonight. Some paparazzi might stake out the area near here to watch for you, so be careful."
The aftereffects of being a manager made Old Zhou especially attentive to this sort of thing.
But neither Bai Youlou nor Long Ziqiang cared much.
Long Ziqiang had never even been an entertainer, so he didn't understand how disgusting it felt to be watched wherever you went.
As for Bai Youlou, let them take pictures~
He didn't even care about being known as the man who "seduced his second sister-in-law." A little more scandal would merely be icing on the cake.
Since they wouldn't let him be an idol anymore, they couldn't keep holding him to an idol's standards, could they?
The moment he decided to give up, the world suddenly felt wide open.
No one could control me anymore!
Old Zhou didn't stay in the singing room any longer. He still had things to do.
Not long after he left, Teacher Zhen came running over.
That attendance rate definitely qualified him as a proper mentor on The Voice.
The group next door had heard that the famous king had taken several students to an internet café to play games. The other two mentors' so-called guidance amounted to little more than going through the motions. It was only a show, after all—there was no need to take it so seriously.
Teacher Zhen, on the other hand, was genuinely taking the time to guide the other students in his group.
After he arrived, he seemed a little embarrassed. "Was I a little out of line yesterday?"
Bai Youlou waved his hand. "Enough, stop pretending. Aren't you tired? What should we eat today? Barbecue skewers?"
Teacher Zhen:
He felt as though he'd been stripped naked in front of Bai Youlou.
The other man had seen through his disguise and mask with ease, then shown complete disdain for them.
This blunt way of speaking, without bothering with any pretenses or putting on airs, left Teacher Zhen unsure how to respond.
He could only sigh. "My treat. What do you want to eat?"
"Ten skewers of kidneys, twenty oysters, ten skewers of chives." Bai Youlou rattled off a list, then looked at Long Ziqiang. "A Qiang, keep adding things. Don't be polite with Teacher Zhen."
Long Ziqiang thought, polite my ass. Just eat~
With Bai Youlou leading the way, he wasn't intimidated at all by these so-called seniors in the entertainment industry.
While ordering food, Bai Youlou turned on the television in the singing room.
If their hotel hadn't been so shabby that it didn't even have a television, he and Long Ziqiang wouldn't have come over today.
He switched to Shanghai TV. A ridiculous anti-Japanese drama was airing, and the male lead was flying through the air on a bicycle atop a moving train.
Bai Youlou checked the time. There was still a little over an hour before Talent Show aired, so they could start eating first.
He'd expended quite a lot of energy the previous night. Host Xiao Liu looked delicate and refined, but her stamina was astonishing.
Bai Youlou, who hadn't eaten much all day, really was hungry.
Of course, Host Xiao Liu probably wouldn't be able to work today. When he left, that girl had still been fast asleep.
Who told her to say she liked savory tofu pudding?~
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