So You Won't Let Me Be an Idol, Huh?
Chapter 41

The Biggest Difference Between a Scumbag and a Fuckboy

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Sleeping with a girl is actually a skill.

You can't be too eager; rushing things can ruin the mood, and a desperate appearance might scare the girl away.

If she likes romance and tenderness, she might just break it off on the spot.

Similarly, you can't be too reserved. You can't expect the girl to make all the moves, right?

If you drag your feet for ages without giving her a response, being too much of a "gentleman," she might think you're not interested in her.

You have to strike the right balance~

So, Bai Youlou just held her at first, with a perfectly reasonable excuse: it was late, and the wind was strong, so she shouldn't catch a cold.

After taking the girl to her place, he naturally said he was a bit thirsty from drinking and asked if she had any water at home.

However, this step-by-step approach was interrupted.

It didn't even get to the point of borrowing her place to take a shower.

Bai Youlou had just poured a glass of water when he turned around and saw a scene on the sofa that was like "bright moon shining on a ditch."

The moonlight was bright, making the ditch exceptionally clear.

He glanced at the curtains and saw they indeed weren't drawn.

But the girl really dared to undress...

"Teacher Bai~"

Her voice was soft and continuous, like a ticklish whisper near his ear.

Bai Youlou could still maintain his composure up to this point, until he saw the girl stand up, revealing a vibrant rose tattoo on her side.

A skin with an attack speed buff has arrived!

This stark contrast was enough to get him hooked.

Here's a song, "The Protector," for her.

Who says heroes can only stand in the light? She can stand there naked too.

It's a shame the tattoo on the girl's waist was a sticker.

After they finished, Bai Youlou wanted to admire her tattoo a bit, but because the girl had sweated a lot, a gentle rub... and the color faded~

The anti-counterfeiting label is gone!

What's the biggest difference between a scumbag and a player?

A scumbag is someone who promises you a future in bed, holds you while you pick out baby names, and then steals your pickled chili claws from the table when they leave.

A player, on the other hand, points to the sky in bed and says, "The moon is beautiful tonight," and then leaves a rose on the table.

Bai Youlou was more practical. It was early morning, and he had nowhere to buy roses.

Fortunately, he had already given her the song "Red Rose" last night, but before leaving, he still went downstairs to buy her a bowl of sweet tofu pudding.

Tofu pudding is also a flower.

This stuff can also be called tofu brains. Bai Youlou took it upon himself to buy the sweet version for the host, Xiao Liu.

If she preferred the savory kind, too bad, they wouldn't be in contact anymore.

When he brought it back, she had woken up. After eating the tofu pudding, she wouldn't let him leave, so he had to stay there for half the day~

Oh, right, later when they were driving, the host Xiao Liu mumbled that she actually preferred savory tofu pudding.

She chose the timing of her words very well. At that moment, Bai Youlou's mind was basically filled with tofu pudding.

As for the current situation...

"Brother Lou! My Brother Lou, I'm really impressed with you."

Old Zhou looked helpless, his gaze towards Bai Youlou as if he'd returned to his mental state when he was his agent.

No, it was much more outrageous than back then.

Now Bai Youlou didn't even hide when he slept with girls, but he was so well-behaved before~

"Let's not talk about that first! Brother Lou! I made a bet with Old Zhou before you came back." Long Ziqiang said, winking.

"Oh? Spit it out if you have something to say."

"Question: Do you know the host Xiao Liu's name now?"

Bai Youlou spread his hands, "I didn't ask, and she didn't say."

Long Ziqiang was a bit curious, "You didn't even ask about that? So the relationship isn't established?"

"She's very passionate and unreserved."

Giving a thumbs-up, Long Ziqiang exclaimed, "Awesome."

This also ties everything together!

Meanwhile, Old Zhou dejectedly took out two hundred yuan from his pocket and handed it to Long Ziqiang, who accepted it with a smug grin.

"Don't fall asleep and get into trouble."

Bai Youlou heard this and rubbed his chin. "But Xiao Liu said they'd be my inside source at Zhe Lan TV, secretly telling me any news."

"Thanks for your hard work, Brother Lou! Brother Lou, you've worked hard! Let me give your shoulders a massage~"

Old Zhou's eyes immediately changed. Bai Youlou wasn't going to sleep with a girl; he was clearly sacrificing himself for his career, demeaning himself to the Deputy Station Director's daughter.

And he was even being slept with for free, without any recognition.

Thinking about it this way, damn it, Bai Youlou was absolutely a victim!

"But tonight, 'Talent Show' will broadcast the episode featuring you. There might be paparazzi staking out the area nearby, so be careful."

With his agent's after-effects, Old Zhou was very attentive to these matters.

However, neither Bai Youlou nor Long Ziqiang cared much.

Long Ziqiang had never been an artist before and didn't understand how disgusting it felt to be watched everywhere you went.

As for Bai Youlou, let them take pictures~

The guy didn't even care about the reputation of "seducing his sister-in-law," so getting a little more negative press would just be "adding flowers to the brocade."

Since they weren't letting him be an idol anymore, they couldn't hold him to idol standards, right?

Once the thought of giving up arose, he felt the world open up.

No one could control him!

Old Zhou didn't linger in the practice room; he had other things to do.

Not long after he left, Zhen Dongjun arrived.

This attendance rate was definitely acceptable among the 'The Voice' coaches.

The group next door heard that their Heavenly King had taken some trainees to an internet cafe to play games. The other two coaches' so-called guidance was just going through the motions. It was just a show, no need to take it so seriously.

On the contrary, Zhen Dongjun was genuinely guiding the other trainees in his group.

After arriving, this guy seemed a bit embarrassed. "Was I a bit out of line yesterday?"

Bai Youlou waved his hand. "Alright, stop pretending. Are you tired? What do you want to eat today? Skewers?"

Zhen Dongjun:

He felt like he was stripped bare in front of Bai Youlou.

The other man had easily seen through his disguise and mask and expressed his disdain for it.

This straightforward way of speaking, without any pretense, left Zhen Dongjun unsure how to respond.

He could only sigh. "My treat. What do you guys want to eat?"

"Ten skewers of kidney, twenty oysters, ten skewers of chives..." Bai Youlou listed a bunch of things and looked at Long Ziqiang. "A Qiang, you keep adding to it. Don't be polite with our Teacher Zhen."

Long Ziqiang felt there was no point in being polite and just started eating.

Under Bai Youlou's lead, he wasn't intimidated by these so-called seniors in the entertainment industry at all.

While ordering, Bai Youlou turned on the TV in the practice room.

If their hotel wasn't so shabby that it didn't even have a TV, he and Long Ziqiang wouldn't have come today.

He switched to Shanghai TV, which was currently airing a cheesy anti-Japanese drama where the male protagonist rode a bicycle and flew on a train.

Bai Youlou checked the time. It was still a little over an hour until 'Talent Show' aired, so they could start eating first.

He had exerted quite a bit of energy yesterday. The host, Xiao Liu, looked delicate, but her stamina was surprisingly formidable.

Bai Youlou, who hadn't eaten much all day, was indeed feeling hungry.

Of course, the host Xiao Liu probably wouldn't be able to work today. When he left, the girl was still fast asleep.

Serves her right for saying she liked sweet tofu pudding~

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