Su Qiao was lying on a brand-new lounger on the balcony, delivered that afternoon, her face filled with helpless amusement.
But...
Even if her man really wanted to laugh, only she was allowed to laugh at him.
"Hmph, my man is just that adorable. Unlike you. Don't you know you're supposed to smile without showing your teeth?
"You're even showing your gums, and you have several cavities in there. You don't even know how to cover them up."
Cavities?
How was that possible?
How could I, the Little Master, have cavities? You must be lying to me, right?
444 was genuinely frightened.
"Why would I lie to you? You're going to have to get your teeth pulled."
Su Qiao leisurely rocked the lounger while eating a small pastry.
I... Boohoohoo... I don't want to have my teeth pulled... I don't want to have my teeth pulled... It's so terrifying... Boohoohoo...
444 imagined tweezers and pliers wildly stirring around in his mouth and pulling out his teeth, and his entire cat form trembled in fright.
Su Qiao had completely given up trying to treat him.
"Idiot, you're not a real cat anymore."
That's right. I'm data. I'm just a ball of data now.
Ahahaha, I'm a ball of data. I can't grow cavities at all, so I don't need to undergo something as terrifying as having my teeth pulled.
"You're happy that you don't have a real body?"
444's arrogant laughter abruptly caught in his throat.
...Oh, right. I still don't even have a body. What the hell am I getting smug about?
It's all your fault. You only have your man in your heart, not me. In every world, you have to keep showing off your love with him endlessly, making my body seem farther away than ever.
"How many