In the middle of the night, Su Qiao was sleeping soundly when she heard Xiaosi chirping noisily by her ear.
She rubbed her eyes and slowly sat up. Borrowing the moonlight streaming in through the window, she raised her head and looked toward the door.
A short, burly man quietly unlocked the door and tiptoed inside.
Seeing Su Qiao sitting on the pile of straw, Dalong's eyes lit up. He immediately pounced at her like a starving tiger. "Little wife, your big brother is here."
Su Qiao rolled away, sprang to her feet, and kicked him hard in the butt. "Big brother your ass."
"With your sorry excuse for a character, you still have the nerve to call yourself 'brother'? Don't you ever look in a mirror?"
"You don't look in a mirror, but you always pee, don't you? Could it be your urine reflected that pig's head of yours?"
Dalong landed face-first in the dried grass. He frantically rolled over and sat up, staring at her in bewilderment. "You... How are you not locked up?"
Su Qiao rushed forward and pummeled and kicked him in a storm, beating him until he howled miserably like a pig being slaughtered.
"Locked up? Lock up your pig head! You should've asked who I am first. Do you think some lousy iron chain could hold me?"
"With your stubby little body and your ugly face that looks like a toad, even Wu Dalang is better than you... No, I take that back. Wu Dalang is seven chi tall, a standard six-foot man. He's completely out of your league."
Su Qiao sneered as she continued beating and cursing him.
"You want to have sons? Do you even have the ability? Do you even have the fate for it? Huh?"
"Even if you've got the