Quick Transmigration: Targeted by the Big Shot
Chapter 3063

This Mouth Must Have Been Smeared with Poison, Right?

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Cen Mohan was brushing the mutton for her and analyzing it bit by bit.

"When a man lowers his head, he can only see the dark top of his head. He doesn't know whether she is happy or unhappy, and he doesn't know her emotions. It is easy to annoy her and make her angry."

"If a man wants to kiss a girl, he needs to squat down or pick the girl up. This is fine at home, but outside, people who don't know the situation will think they are father and daughter."

"A man wants to hug a girl. Basically, the woman's head is placed at the man's heart. If your ears are better, you may be able to hear his heartbeat."

"As for women, seeing a man always trying to raise his head has a huge impact on the cervical spine. Over time, she will instinctively feel tired in her heart."

"And what a woman will most likely see when she looks up is a man's unshaven chin and the hair in his nostrils. Again, negative points."

"It is best for men to keep their bodies clean at all times and not have strange body odor. Otherwise, when hugging a girl, the girl is most likely to be fainted or feel disgusted with the man."

"These are just the disadvantages of getting along. There are others, such as whether the married life is harmonious, children's genetic problems, etc."

444 was a little stunned: [This analysis... even I have to admit defeat.]

"Isn't your analysis quite right?"

There are many small things that seem not worth mentioning, but in fact, if you think about it carefully, these problems are very real.

[You are right, you are both right.]

Being handsome and harassing you means Overlord is in love with me.

If you are old and ugly, you are sexually harassed and perverted, and you need evil spirits to drive away evil spirits.

The host's outlook on life is becoming more and more distorted.

Su Qiao put down his chopsticks, picked up the juice, and deliberately said to the man opposite, "So, you mean, the difference between you and me is 20 centimeters, will this happen again in the future?"

Cen Mohan certainly won't let himself fall into the trap.

"I don't have any special body odor, my beard is kept clean every day, and you can't see any nose hairs. Your head is on my shoulder, and you can't listen to the heartbeat with your head."

"Without wearing high heels, you only need to be 40 centimeters away from me. You can see me without raising your head, and I can also see your face."

"If we want to kiss, you don't need to tiptoe, and I don't need to bend down. It can be done easily."

Su Qiao: "..."

It can be done easily. What nonsense is this?

You think this is a textbook and you are teaching.

How did the guy in front of me grow up?

Is it possible that this is the case abroad?

Or is his character just so... direct, or rather... rigid? That's not right, rigid people are not like this either.

"When you're full, go back!"

Su Qiao feels that she is no match for being thick-skinned.

The most amazing thing is that he can still speak seriously with an old research expression.

Cen Mohan feels that everything he has read in books and online is all nonsense.

At this time, girls are not shy or enthusiastic at all.

He paid the bill silently and went downstairs.

Su Qiao As soon as we arrived at the parking lot, we felt something was wrong.

After looking around, she realized that Black Jade Porsche, which was parked next to her car, was gone.

"Where's your car?"

Cen Mohan looked calm Underground Passage: "My sister was in urgent need just now, so she drove away."

Su Qiao: "..."

So, are you planning to ride on her car every day from now on?

Turning to look at the man who looked at him innocently, Su Qiao sighed.

What else can be done?

You can't just throw people here, right?

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