Ducks!!!!
De Gea, sob sob, I'm tearing up. Who said ducks couldn't save penalties!
Fake fans: De Gea still isn't as good at saving penalties as Tang Ye. I'm dying, they compare everything to Tang Ye.
How the hell are Arsenal supposed to keep playing? Even Messi-Ronaldo working together couldn't save Arteta.
Messi-Ronaldo working together can't save Arteta, but Tang Ye can! I'll bring over some mushrooms from my hometown. Once Tang Ye eats them, he won't even be able to tell where the goal is. Arsenal are guaranteed to win.
Arsenal's situation was getting worse and worse. They were clearly about to GG.
Whenever the weak had no hope left, they always received sympathy. As a result, many fans were now offering Arsenal advice, thinking of all sorts of ways to help them win.
Get some Yunnan mushrooms for Tang Ye to swallow, the more poisonous the better. It was a pretty good idea, except Yunnan was quite far from London. By the time they shipped the mushrooms over, Arsenal's season would have been over for a day.
Or... London happened to be raining. If a bolt of lightning could strike GGBond on the head and send GGBond to a magical otherworld, Arsenal could win too.
Of those two options, the second was obviously more feasible.
But...
Arteta looked up at the sky.
Today was just an ordinary rainy day.
The Arsenal manager did not see the lightning bolt he had hoped for.
"A set-piece opportunity... This one should be for Rashford."
"Is Tang Ye in the box?"
"Fuck, ten Hag, don't start something!"
Manchester United had used a relatively new tactic.
Let's see what happened.
Rashford!
Bang!
He struck the free kick, sending it over the wall directly at goal.
Martínez blocked the ball.
But it had not