We're All a Little Less Gifted in Love, Annual Most Disappointing Player? (Tomorrow's Bonus Chapter Released Early)

Fight! Fight!

Saint Es, get him! Erik ten Hag needs a beating!

Saint Es has jokes too?

No, I think Erik ten Hag was the one who squeezed first, right? Did Erik ten Hag fake getting killed by the other guy's handshake?

The match had not even begun, yet the fans were already lively in the comments.

Though it looked like Erik ten Hag had been killed by a handshake, Escribá had always struck the fans as a rather low-key person.

That led some fans to start suspecting Erik ten Hag instead.

Erik, that expression isn't fake, is it?

"Xuuu!!!"

Erik ten Hag was greeted by boos from the Borussia Dortmund fans in the stands. "Stop pretending!"

"Fuck you!"

"Idiot Erik!"

"Trash Manchester United!"

"..."

The thought that Tang Ye belonged to Manchester United made Dortmund fans feel as though they had been cheated on.

Erik ten Hag and the Ceramic players would always receive the fiercest attacks at Westfalenstadion!

"Well, it looks like Escribá wants to give Erik ten Hag a warning shot!"

"Hmm... well, it is their home ground. I think Borussia Dortmund really need to seize this opportunity!"

"Alright, the match has begun! Let me introduce the starting lineups for both sides!"

"First, the home side, Borussia Dortmund!"

"..."

Manchester United (4-3-2-1)

Goalkeeper: David de Gea

Defenders: Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Matthijs de Ligt, Lisandro Martínez, Luke Shaw

Midfielders: Juan Mata, B. Fee, Rodri

Forwards: Ousmane Dembélé, Haller, Marcus Rashford

Head Coach: Erik ten Hag

Despite having injured players, Manchester United's starting lineup was still quite formidable.

"Yeah, the key is that de Jong isn't playing. Juan Mata has come in instead, and his ability to carry the ball forward is much weaker. If I were Escribá, I'd definitely look for a way to exploit that!"

"Exactly!"