The Sun—A netizen commented on Haaland's social media: "If you could hold onto even half of TY's passes, you could suppress Robert Lewandowski." Haaland replied, "If you can do it, get on the pitch yourself," before deleting it.
[Haaland: Talking while sitting down really is different. Come play on the pitch.]
[Honestly, with the kind of passes King Tang makes, I could score a few too. I play in China League Two.]
[We've got a big shot upstairs.]
[How about this, brother from China League Two upstairs? The Champions League final is about to start. Go sit on Borussia Dortmund's bench and take Zhang Yuning's place.]
[Come support us on TikTok! It's full of armchair fans and haters. I can't fight them all alone—the DMs are about to explode!]
Recent hot topics got the fastest response on TikTok.
At the moment, though, there were only two topics on TikTok.
1. The China national football team reaching the final twelve of the AFC Asian Cup qualifiers.
2. The Champions League final.
As long as you selected "Little Hero, Big Belly DJ Version" as the BGM while uploading a video, then casually filmed a few domestic pigs at a pig farm, the video would start with at least a thousand likes.
The Tang Army caught the scent and arrived.
[Put an electric fan on the piggies, or what will they do in summer?]
[You raise pigs? Brother, here's some advice: don't sell your pork yet. I have a feeling pork prices will go up again after the Champions League final. Don't ask me how much—they'll be 260 million euros per 75 kilograms.]
There were plenty of comments, but these videos were ultimately just chasing traffic.
Scrolling down, the next blogger was clearly far more professional. After all, his ID even had the