Looking at Li Wei's utterly ordinary, matter-of-course expression, Ma Baoguo felt his worldview collapsing at breakneck speed.
He weakly waved his hand, his voice carrying a world-weary despair: "There are several in these ruins. Go find one yourself."
Li Wei's eyes lit up. She rubbed her hands together. "Then I won't stand on ceremony, Teacher Ma!"
For the next hour, Ma Baoguo followed behind Li Wei like a soulless puppet, his movements stiff and mechanical.
He felt as though he had watched an absurd play.
The little girl was running wild through the ruins, darting back and forth.
Anyone who knew what was happening understood that she was choosing a divine position.
Anyone who didn't would think she was trying on clothes at a shopping mall.
She ran to a patch of rosy light, reached out, and beckoned. A Golden Phoenix Crown radiating a faint glow flew into her body.
In the next instant, Li Wei transformed into a Holy Female Immortal dressed in a Qingyun wide-sleeved skirt and draped in Seven-colored Rosy Glow Brocade.
The look was quite intimidating. But once she checked the panel...
"Immortal Maiden who Responds to the World? ...The bonus is gestation? What the hell, are you messing with me?"
Li Wei shuddered and quickly "unequipped" it.
Light flashed, and the Golden Phoenix Crown returned to its original place.
Next, she found a whip wreathed in electric light. After "equipping" it, she saw that it was the divine position of the Thunder Mother God.
The bonus was just as incompatible with Li Wei.
This time, however, she did not immediately "unequip" it.
Instead, she stood there and let out a strange cackle before performing a bizarre, frenzied series of movements with the Lightning Whip while Ma Baoguo watched.
She kept muttering things like "one lash,"