Transcendent: Starting by Tearing Up the Script
Chapter 96

93: Becoming a Buddha or an Immortal, Conquering the Heavens! (Drama Queen Bonus Chapter)

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Toot~

The door is open.

Household 002 strolled out with small steps.

Orange cat's hair is soft and shiny. There is a small bell in the shape of Mooncake hanging around his neck. His tail is wagging, and he seems to be in a good mood.

"Let's go! It's too late to explain! Let's go to the new home first!"

Zhang Guangmu picked up Orange cat and held him in his arms.

Mooncake purred but did not struggle.

Although this person often loses his temper, he does not act aimlessly.

If there is nothing particularly important, I usually don't drag myself around.

Besides, I missed him after not seeing each other for such a long time.

Then, just reluctantly let this person hold you for a while.

Um!

This is a gift from Lord Mooncake!

You are welcome!

Zhang Guangmu didn't notice what Household 002 was thinking.

After all, he doesn't understand Cat Language, and he's not as good at observing words and emotions as his good brother Li Xiaoxiao.

Zhang Guangmu held the furry and warm Orange cat in his arms with his backhand, and removed the ring in the Mooncake-shaped small bell on Household 002's neck.

I learned this from the girl who sells cat food. I heard that bells are bad for cats' hearing, so...

Just make it silent.

After doing this, Zhang Guangmu shook his wrist.

Then the Black jade bracelet on the wrist automatically emitted a ray of light, which condensed into a blue arrow in front of his eyes.

This is pointing him in the direction of his new home.

Intelligent Navigation function!

Because it will cause short-term light pollution, to some extent, it will have a certain impact on the travel of other Empire citizenss. Not every Empire citizens has this function in its Personal terminal.

At least, Zhang Guangmu was not qualified to use it before.

Now after becoming two-star Subconscious Actor, this navigation pathfinding function is finally unlocked.

Zhang Guangmu took Mooncake on the road, following the arrows to their new home. Along the way, they received the attention and emotion of many neighbors and passers-by.

"Is this Intelligent Navigation? The last time I saw it was more than ten years ago..."

"Isn't he the kid from Orphanage? He grew up so big in the blink of an eye?"

"You're so promising! I once chatted with a Subconscious Producer, and I remember clearly that this is two-star Subconscious Actor's privilege!"

"How brave! This is much more awesome than driving a speeding car!"

"I must let my son become Subconscious Actor in the future!"

"Why don't you go by yourself?"

"I can't do it! Besides, you're not good at reading, yet you force your son to study every day? I'm so noisy that I can't sleep well every day!"

"I'm so envious... I'll go to the crew and submit my resume later!"

"I'll go too!"

"I plan to wait until "The Path of the Great Emperor" to try again, maybe it will skyrocket!"

"Then we have to wait until May, there are still two months..."

"Tsk, this guy is so handsome. He looks like a star at first glance. I wonder what his subconscious is like."

"You don't know him? He's famous now! Look up the words Second Generation of Changhe and Fortress Lord Tian Guang!"

"Your information is out of date. He also played the role of the Crimson Lotus Academy's 'Transcendent' in "Mysterious Assignment"!"

"Huh? The boss is actually my neighbor? Oh my god! I'll try and see if I can get an autograph!"

The neighbors were extremely enthusiastic and gathered in front of Zhang Guangmu to start asking questions.

He stretched out his hand to avoid hitting the smiling person. Although Zhang Guangmu felt a little uncomfortable, he still responded with a smile.

After appeasing the over-enthusiasm of his neighbors with his autographs, Zhang Guangmu followed the route given by Personal terminal, hugged Mooncake and ran all the way for several streets before finally finding a new home distributed free of charge by the empire.

"We're here!"

Looking at the materials of the walls, floor and ceiling, Zhang Guangmu quickly determined that this was indeed a newly built pine wood house in the past two years, not a recycled and renovated house.

The pine house exudes a fresh fragrance different from Poplar cabin. In addition to the master bedroom, it also has its own bathroom.

From now on, whether it is brushing your teeth and washing your face or going to the toilet to take a shower, you can do it at home. You no longer need to run out and crowd with people in public facilities every day.

"How is it? Is it bigger than before? I also bought a new Cat Tree and put it here."

Zhang Guangmu came to the eastern corner of the pine house and made some gestures.

"Meow!"

Mooncake expressed his attitude reservedly.

satisfy!

"Ah, by the way, there are also our old bookcases, collection of books, and cat litter box..."

Zhang Guangmu slapped his forehead and put the painful mask on his face.

"One more trip has to be made."

"Let's authenticate the identity of the head of the household first. Wait for me at home and don't run around, be good!"

As he spoke, Zhang Guangmu grabbed Mooncake's jio and put the pink cat's claws against his own Black jade bracelet.

The household head authentication module pops up, identity confirmation, Iris brainwave verification, DNA verification...

The whole process took about a minute, and both Household 001 Zhang Guangmu and Household 002 Mooncake of the pine double cabins completed the property certification.

Although Xuanlong Empire is not perfect, at least there is nothing to criticize in terms of work efficiency.

Just carry yourself into the house, scan Personal terminal, and you can move in.

All other procedures will be assisted by Artificial Intelligence and relevant responsible personnel, so there is no need to waste much time and energy in this regard.

As for moving furniture...

The process was much easier than expected.

Neighbors and passers-by saw Zhang Guangmu coming back again, and they just chatted for a few words, and one or two of them spontaneously started to help.

Zhang Guangmu is a poor man after all. He has lived in that house Small broken poplar wood house for so many years, but he has not accumulated any precious furniture. The most valuable ones are just some books.

With the help of neighbors, Zhang Guangmu completed the entire moving process in just one trip.

"This young man is so handsome! Have you fallen in love yet? Do you want me to introduce you to one?"

"He is a scholar! Look at the books in his room! And look at his face! Do you think he is short of a girlfriend?"

"Yes! Haha!"

"There are two little stars on the terminal...two-star Subconscious Actor who has become Empire certified at a young age has a bright future!"

"Stop talking, I'm already getting angry. I'm going to beat up that little brat of mine when I get back later! If I don't do anything all day long, I just want to sleep!"

The neighbors left happily, talking all the way, seeming happy to have more topics to brag about and real-life examples.

Apart from anything else, when educating their children in the future, they can use the sentence pattern "Look at how Zhang Guangmu is doing" as a classic topic starter.

Standing at the door and watching the neighbors leave, Zhang Guangmu suddenly felt a little guilty.

It's not easy to be someone else's child!

In order to wash away the guilt in his heart, Zhang Guangmu specially ordered two takeaways.

Spicy hotpot!

Salt-reduced version of crispy Small dried fish!

The aroma is overflowing...

A meal that is both tasty and delicious, makes Zhang Guangmu salivate just looking at it.

There's nothing to say, just close the door and start building!

One person and one cat, they are enjoying themselves and eating happily.

Zhang Guangmu holds chopsticks in one hand and destroys the vegetables and white rice in the fragrant pot at the speed of light. The other hand gently clicks on the virtual screen in front of him to browse the opinions of viewers around the world on "Mysterious Assignment" and himself.

To be more precise, I appreciate how everyone praises and praises me.

Vanity is slowly being satisfied...

Audience tastes are constantly changing. Even though a high-scoring movie from ten years ago is still a high-quality movie, it may not still get such a high score.

However, "Mysterious Assignment" has a 99.3% review rate after all. It is not a high score washed out by paying a navy to wash the ground. It perfectly suits the taste of Xuanlong Empire citizens people at this time.

Those viewers who did not give positive reviews actually did not give negative reviews at all.

The reason for the low score is that some viewers believe that the director of Production Team is not professional enough and gives too many scenes to some irrelevant characters (such as Reincarnator Li Shisan).

Now, viewers who went to watch the final version of "Mysterious Assignment" because of its reputation have, with the help of the director Artificial Intelligence, browsed the entire "Plot Main Plot" of "Honglian Guangmu".

The logic is complete, and it is full of fun. The whole play is clear and smooth, thought-provoking, thought-provoking, convincing, and full of fun, but it is not particularly brain-burning.

As a result, the overall drama has a higher critical rating!

The nickname [Honglian Guangmu] has a vague tendency to become popular in the circle.

In this process, the names of [Changhe Guangmu] and [Fortress Lord Tian Guang] gradually became known to more people.

"Hehe... hahaha... ahem!"

Zhang Guangmu looked at the comments from netizens praising him, laughing until he was extremely happy and sad, and choking on the hot peppers until he burst into tears.

"Meow!"

Mooncake turned into a ball of Orange afterimage, and like a little monster that had become a spirit, he easily opened the bathroom door, then jumped onto the sink and slapped the cat's claws.

Snap!

Sizzle...

Clear water gushes out.

"Meow!"

Come on, fool!

Don't choke to death!

Zhang Guangmu didn't care about the mentally retarded look from Mooncake, and directly jumped into the sink and drank a gulp of water.

I washed my face by the way and coughed violently, and finally I came back to life again.

"Fortunately, I have thirty years of Imperial Body Forging Technique Nourishing Method in my body, just Nourish method into heart, otherwise my sickly body would not be able to withstand any hardships and it would be too easy to die suddenly."

Zhang Guangmu held down his pounding heart and took two deep breaths before grabbing Furry ball and lifting him high.

"Mooncake! Zhang Guangmu will always be awesome!"

Most normal people would feel awkward pronouncing their own names when speaking, but Zhang Guangmu doesn't.

He didn't feel any violation at all.

Orange cat seemed to understand what he said. After a moment of pride, his little eyes quickly returned to his natural state and gave Zhang Guangmu a look of disgust.

"Meow!"

Stupid man! Get away from you Wet paws!

Household 002 is a cat with backbone!

It's just...

Zhang Guangmu sneakily reached over and turned on Silky smooth cat-petting mode. Household 002's backbone gradually weakened and disappeared.

"Meow."

Oh, damn it, why are you scratching your chin?

Comfortable!

don't want!

Don't stop.

That's it!

"Meow..."

Mooncake lay contentedly in Zhang Guangmu's arms, the whole cat seemed lazy.

"You're welcome, this is what I should do."

Zhang Guangmu looked serious and said in a solemn tone, "There is no way I can repay the kindness of saving my life."

"Please accept this insignificant gift first!"

Household 002 shook its tail to indicate that contact was temporarily lost, while Sage mode did not make any additional reaction.

However, good news finally came out from Black jade bracelet.

"Congratulations to the newcomer [Tang] for joining our group!"

"Congratulations to the new member [Mò Shén Shìjiè Dì Yī] for joining this group!"

Zhang Guangmu quickly analyzed and deduced the identities of the two people.

Obviously, that [Mò Shén Shìjiè Dì Yī] should be the newly captured Wild little fanboy and the spiky-headed boy Luo Zhuan during the filming of "Mysterious Assignment"!

As for that [Tang], it must be the girl Tang Lanshan who plays (is played by) Break off engagement in the play.

I don't know why, but Zhang Guangmu felt that after staring at the word "Tang" for a long time, he gradually forgot how to write it. He felt that the more he looked at it, the more unfamiliar it became, and his consciousness was almost lost.

After a second thought, I saw two potential newcomers on my Endless warship. As the captain, Zhang Guangmu suddenly became energetic and turned on the high-speed typing mode.

[Changhe Guangmu]: "Welcome the newbie!"

Drop!

A new summoning prompt popped up in the group.

Xiaoxiao Doesn't Cry: "@Changhe Guangmu, I'm convinced, are you Humanoid tragic detector? It feels like other than me, the people who join the group are all poor guys..."

Zhang Guangmu was a little stunned when he saw this.

Are all the members in Endless Food Bucket Group miserable?

Not necessarily?

Everyone is happy all day long!

Except Zhao Zhengrong boss...

Except Chu Fan that crashed Character Setting...

Except for myself who suffers from a genetic disease...

Except for Director Qian Yiyuan who is in jail...

Except for Cao Guan Director who went to the Dragon Field to realize enlightenment...

Hmm.

After some careful consideration, Zhang Guangmu quickly typed out a line of words.

Changhe Guangmu: "What does 'except me' mean? Add yourself, Little Bamboo."

This mean speech made Xiaoxiao good brother instantly break through.

Seeing that he seemed to have some interesting news, the other members in the group focused their attention and turned on the show-watching mode.

However, no one said much, just waiting for the reaction of the victim himself.

As Xuanlong Empire Prince, Li Xiaoxiao's hand speed has gone through rigorous testing and training.

Let alone this small group, even if Zhang Guangmu looked at the past and present, spanning two timelines, it would be difficult to find anyone with faster hand speed than this good brother.

Almost in the blink of an eye, Li Xiaoxiao responded.

Xiaoxiao Doesn't Cry: "???"

"!!!"

"What exactly did Li Shisan say to you?"

"How dare he?"

"I'm going to kill him!"

"Don't stop me!"

"I'm going now!"

Zhang Guangmu's hand speed is not slow either. He typed quickly to stop his good brother's suicide attempt. "Li Shisan said he was Imperial Prince, hahaha, he made me laugh so hard!"

"If he hadn't been blessed with props, in "Mysterious Assignment", I could have killed him with one move!"

"Imperial Prince, that's it? [Mooncake's contempt. jpg]"

Zhang Guangmu added in a seemingly joking tone, "If he were Prince, I could become a Buddha and an immortal, Conquer the Heavens!"

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