You Scumbag

Having just advanced to the Martial Ancestor Realm, Hua Qiang did not add any more Blood Qi.

He let those twenty thousand-plus Slaughter Points sit in his account.

He would weigh his options when the need arose.

With surplus grain at home, the heart did not panic!

That perfectly described Hua Qiang's mood at the moment.

When he returned home, his parents had already gotten off work. Fragrant dishes had been set out on the table as well.

Ever since the supervisors at Ye Wendao and Liu Li's workplace learned that their son was a certified Martial Artist—and even a Peak Martial Artist, according to the Martial Arts Association database—they had become exceedingly respectful toward them.

Their jobs had also been adjusted. Their work was easy, their salaries had doubled, their hours were short, and they could come and go as they pleased without even clocking in.

That was why the two of them had gotten off work so early and still had plenty of time to cook.

Ye Bingxue had successfully become a certified Martial Artist. At school, she was basically just passing the time now.

All she had to do was wait for the college entrance examinations, then get admitted to one of the country's top universities with outstanding grades.

The moment Hua Qiang stepped through the door, Ye Bingxue pounced on him and wrapped herself around his neck like a koala.

"Little sister, you're not that young anymore. Watch your behavior and be more ladylike, or you might not be able to get married in the future." Hua Qiang teased her fondly.

"What?"

Ye Bingxue's flower-bright smile instantly turned cold.

She glared at Hua Qiang viciously. "I'll allow you to organize your words again!"

"Who do you want me to marry?"

Feeling as though a sharp blade had been placed against his neck, Hua Qiang instinctively shrank back. Cold sweat nearly broke out across his forehead.

That was far too dangerous!

"Do you not want me anymore? Are you trying to push me onto someone else? You scumbag!"

Hua Qiang was dumbfounded!

What was going on?

Had he picked up the wrong script?

He turned to look at Dad and Mom, only to find them staring at him with equally unfriendly expressions.

Fine, the three of them were on the same side. He had definitely said something wrong just now.

Hua Qiang's mind exploded with a boom, and countless sealed memories surged forth.

A few breaths later, realization finally dawned on him.

So when the old couple had adopted him, they had already decided to marry their daughter to him.

And he had been raised as their child groom.

"Bingxue, I was wrong!" Hua Qiang immediately surrendered.

"Where were you wrong?" Ye Bingxue's face was still dark as water, though it had softened somewhat.

"I was wrong to defy the leader's wishes. I was wrong not to obey all orders in every action. I was wrong to..."

Hua Qiang unconsciously spouted pleas for mercy, but his eyes kept darting around.

When his gaze landed on the Lightning Ferret beside him, his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Bingxue, I have a gift for you!"

Ye Bingxue was successfully distracted by Hua Qiang, and her eyes immediately shone with golden light.

"Where's the gift?"

The Lightning Ferret raised her little head and looked adorably at her master.

"A gift? It seemed her master had not given her today's gift yet."

She had worked herself to the bone all afternoon, yet she still had not eaten a single bite of hot food.

But the next instant, waves of fragrance drew her attention away.

She turned her head and saw plates upon plates of dishes that were perfect in color, aroma, and taste. Drool immediately dripped from her mouth.

Oh my god, this was life!

"Get down first and take a look at the gift your old brother is giving you."

Ye Bingxue was no longer in the mood to argue with Hua Qiang. She slid to the floor and asked eagerly, "Where is it? Where's the gift?"

Hua Qiang led the Lightning Ferret over.

"Little sister, look. Isn't she pretty?"

Only then did Ye Bingxue turn her attention to the Lightning Ferret. Her eyes immediately widened, and she cried out again and again.

"Wow! She's so beautiful! Her fur is snow-white without a single impurity, and her tail is so fluffy. It must feel wonderful to touch!"

As she spoke, her hands followed suit. She instantly became a cat-petter—oh, no, she was petting a ferret.

Diao Xiaobai was furious. This was an insult to her ferret life!

How dare she pet her?

Her fur bristled all over as she prepared to bare her fangs and scare the other party away.

Hua Qiang smacked her on the head.

"She's your master too. Don't be rude!"

The Lightning Ferret instantly turned into a little kitty, obedient beyond measure.

She closed her eyes and began enjoying the ravaging from Ye Bingxue, this super beautiful woman.

Since she could not resist, she might as well enjoy it!

"So, Bingxue, do you like your old brother's gift?"

"From now on, let this Lightning Ferret stay by your side."

"Don't be fooled by her small size. She's a level-four demonic beast with tremendous combat power and incredible speed!"

"This ferret will be a very good companion for your growth!"

"With her accompanying you, your brother can rest easy!"

Ye Bingxue was overjoyed.

"Brother, are you really giving her to me?"

"Of course. What belongs to your old brother belongs to you, doesn't it?"

"Your brother's best things naturally have to go to his most beloved sister!"

Hearing Hua Qiang's honey-sweet words, Ye Bingxue's face blossomed into a smile, and she felt sweeter than honey inside!

Ye Wendao and Liu Li exchanged a glance and smiled knowingly, then went to get bowls and chopsticks in preparation for dinner.

"Bingxue, this Lightning Ferret is a foodie. In the future, give her more delicious food, and she'll definitely work herself to the bone for you!"

"Don't worry, Brother. How could I possibly let my little ferret darling suffer?"

"Ah! This ferret is snow-white all over. Let's just call her Xiaobai!"

Diao Xiaobai stared at the beautiful woman before her in astonishment. How did she know her name?

"Hahaha!"

Hua Qiang laughed.

"My little sister truly is brilliant beyond compare. This ferret's name is Diao Xiaobai."

"Hehehe! Do you need to tell me that I'm smart?" Ye Bingxue smugly preened.

The family happily began their meal. This home had gained a new member: a snow-white Lightning Ferret with an adorably gluttonous way of eating.

After eating and drinking their fill, Ye Bingxue had found a new love and promptly forgot Hua Qiang, her old love, tossing him aside.

She took Diao Xiaobai to the bathroom for a bath.

Ring-ring-ring...

Hua Qiang's phone rang. When he picked it up and looked at it, a bitter smile appeared on his face.

Trouble had come knocking.

It was a call from Mei Ting.

He answered, and Mei Ting's voice came through.

"Coach Hua, are you free tomorrow?"

Hua Qiang had already taken his salary, yet he had not once been to her family's martial arts school.

Since he had taken the money, he naturally had to do the work.

"Sister Mei Ting, is something wrong?"

"Mm! Can you come to the martial arts school tomorrow?

Some blind fool has come to challenge the school. We may need your help!"

"No problem!" Hua Qiang answered decisively.

Who was so blind as to dare kick over his rice bowl?

He was already a member of Mei Ting's family martial arts school now. Naturally, he would not allow anyone to ruin his livelihood.

Having received Hua Qiang's answer, Mei Ting hung up the phone in satisfaction.

"Brother, who called you?"

Ye Bingxue walked over in a light set of pajamas, carrying the Lightning Ferret, who had been tidied up and was now spotlessly clean, even giving off a faint fragrance.

"It was Sister Mei Ting. She asked me to go to her family's martial arts school tomorrow morning."

"Oh? Did something happen at her family's martial arts school?"

Ye Bingxue truly was clever. She guessed right on the mark.

Hua Qiang nodded.

"I'll go with you tomorrow!"

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