Eternal Life, Starting with a Meditating Puppet
Chapter 434

People Are Hard to Be, Gods Harder Still

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Luck and connections are very important.

But the most important thing is the brain.

Heavenly Master Ge, who has struggled from an ordinary person with no background to become Four Great Heavenly Masters, deeply agrees with this.

And appreciate anyone with a brain.

He couldn't see how Su Qing borrowed Martial Judge's vest.

But he knew that the subject of his Bestow Divine Titles just now was Martial Judge, not Su Qing.

This kid got the benefits of divine patterns, but he never broke his own Immortal Path!

He is a man with brains, and he is only slightly less intelligent than he was back then, which is already amazing!

Heavenly Master Ge did not reveal Su Qing's vest, but only followed the procedures to consecrate the so-called "Martial Judge".

Although Old Daoist Tong, Madam Lanxiang and other representatives of the Celestial Master realized something was wrong, firstly, Su Qing had a good relationship with them. With their moral standards, they were not capable of annihilating relatives in a just and righteous manner. They reported and exposed such things. Secondly, Ge Tianshi's consciousness would dissipate at any time and he did not care about offending the world. Practitioners, Old Daoist Tong and other three representatives of heavenly masters will still practice in this world in the future. With Old Daoist Tong's understanding of Su Qing, they will definitely not let go if they offend him. Heavenly Master Ge on the left and right turn a blind eye, so why bother talking?

Those who can see it are not seeing it. Penglai Thousand Islands and other living monks in the Daoist temple can't see anything wrong at all. They have never seen this Celestial Master Bestow Divine Titles and have no experience. Apart from seeing There is nothing wrong with the public, the main reason is that their minds are not here now. Su Qing successfully received the divine pattern and received the priesthood. Now the minds of all the cultivators are attracted by the futons. How can they have time to think about anything else!

No time to hesitate!

The opportunity to become a god is right in front of you!

Seeing that Su Qing was the first to eat the crab, it seemed that there was nothing wrong with the futon. The other monks suddenly couldn't restrain themselves and began to fight for the futon.

For example, Xi Fang's True Spirit, Ying Jue Shen, etc. still want to pick and choose, and do not rush to make decisions. Some second- and third-level monks do not want to take advantage of it. As long as they can sit on the futon, they will consider it a success.

After a while, people sat on some of the futons outside one by one. Su Qing took a glance and found that these monks were all very impressive. I guess they didn't perform well on the battlefield outside. They were just rogues who hid when there were difficulties and took advantage first.

You are the only ones picking up the Celestial Master at a cheap price. Can the Celestial Master agree?

Su Qing knew what was going on, so he silently shook his head to Ying Jue Shen and Wanghai Cultivators, telling them to calm down and not to rush.

"Wang Lao Er, you little brat, how dare you sit on a futon? Have you ever dealt with a Evil Entity outside? You want to hide under my crotch. I haven't sat on the futon yet. Are you worthy?"

Some monks couldn't see it and pointed at a young monk with a deer head and rat eyes on the futon.

The green Wang Lao Er was ridiculed, but he was not annoyed. He only looked at the Heavenly Master eagerly, hoping to ask the Heavenly Master to quickly Bestow Divine Titles.

Do it quickly!

Regardless of whether he is worthy or not, once the divine mark is in his hands, he is a god. Regardless of whether he has contributed before or not, he will definitely be valuable to Penglai in the future, and he will be able to enjoy a higher status than the Niu Lao San who scolded him when he goes back!

Niu Lao San is still too naive. In this world, what's the use of beating you? If I can beat you, why don't you grab a futon to sit on? If you don't grab it, no one will let you go!

I don't know whether it was his sincere eyes that moved Heavenly Master Ge, or Heavenly Master Ge really wanted to hurry up. After seeing someone sitting on the futon, he started to worship the gods one by one without stopping.

This can raise a group of five monks who are not sitting on futons to heaven. I really don't understand how the heavenly master can be so casual. The divine pattern is not a big cabbage. How can it be given to just one person? Whatever you want is fine. You can be casual with me, how can you be casual with others!

However, the will of the Heavenly Master cannot be transferred to anyone. Heavenly Master Ge kept pointing his fingers at the person on the futon seat and read out the corresponding Imperial Decree.

"Herein lies the monk Liu Simei, who is both wise and courageous, possessing both virtue and conduct, and is well-known by everyone. He can be named Great General Lingwu and can be awarded Tier 4 Divine Pattern..."

"Herein lies the monk Wang Eryong, who is both wise and courageous, possessing both virtue and conduct, and is well-known in the world. He can be named Minor Banner Divine General and can be awarded Tier 3 Divine Pattern..."

"Herein lies the monk Li Qiuchuan, who is both wise and courageous, possessing both virtue and conduct, and is well-known in the world. He can be named Heavenly River Water Official and can be awarded the title Tier 4 Divine Pattern..."

Good guy, really good guy.

This Heavenly Master Ge doesn't have eyes either!

In his eyes, is this a person who is both wise and courageous, as well as virtuous?

It is well-known by everyone!

Then Wang Lao Er, also known as Wang Eryong, stole gold at the age of seven, killed his father and sold his mother at the age of twelve. After Foundation Establishment, he used the identity of Penglai Cultivator to often follow the Shipwreck Bay pirates to go out in the wild. All they did was bully the weak, and they were both moral and moral!

The cultivators were filled with indignation and one after another uncovered the shorts of the monks on the futon seats, hoping that the Heavenly Master would open his eyes and see clearly the true face of these people.

The Celestial Master is not only blind, but also deaf. He cannot hear their kind words and words. He is just like a ruthless laborer doing errands, a mechanical Bestow Divine Titles god!

The monk who was not sitting on the futon was so angry that he almost suffocated, but it also made the monks on the futon fly up with joy.

In this world, it really doesn't matter whether you are active on the battlefield or not; it is important to be active when reaping benefits!

And just when they were secretly happy, following the Celestial Master Imperial Decree, divine light appeared on their futons one after another, and divine patterns appeared. Seeing this scene, their faces became even happier.

When True Person Su Bestow Divine Titles happened just now, they could clearly see that as soon as this divine pattern entered their bodies, they could wear divine robes and golden armor. Their previous deeds were wiped out, and their past cultivation was no longer enough to be a Daoist, and they were transformed into gods. This was the sacred moment when the past was so dirty that it was not enough to boast, and now the current indulgence is boundless.

What only made their expressions change drastically was that when True Person Su accepted the divine pattern, it was as easy as eating candied pastries.

But they felt as uncomfortable eating this divine pattern as if they were swallowing gold or stone. The divine pattern was resisting them, rejecting them, and would not let them eat at all.

No, not only are they not fed, the divine pattern is also eating them!

But they saw divine lines streaking across their bodies, divine light like the wind, melting their flesh and blood, annihilating their souls, bursts of divine wind passed by, the divine light dimmed, and there were no more monks on the futons, as if they had never existed!

Such a shocking scene made all the cultivators who had just cursed out of anger and were speechless in shock. They all looked at Heavenly Master Ge in fear.

"Unfortunately, these young men, I think the Celestial Master looks good, but the divine pattern does not seem to recognize what they have done, nor is they optimistic about their cultivation. Alas, they also chose this, but they can't blame others. Everyone, the Celestial Master thinks that you are all good boys. If you can be recognized by the divine pattern, sit on the futon as soon as possible!"

Heavenly Master Ge shook his head slightly. Although he was sighing for the monk who had just died, there was no regret or apology in his tone.

But after this experience, all the cultivators didn't know that this futon is not something you can sit on easily, and that the divine pattern cannot be obtained by just one person.

Su Qing is easy because True Person Su has the ability. If you can have the ability of True Person Su, it will be easy for you too.

But who can compare to True Person Su?

If you sit on a futon rashly, even if God can't sit on it, maybe even humans can't do it, so anyone can bear it.

With just this scare, all the cultivators cowered in fear again. The futon they thought was a treasure just now is now a trap in their eyes!

But there are also bold ones.

In the Penglai Battle Cultivators group, a middle-aged monk with acne on his face stood up.

This person Su Qing has some impressions, because when he fought against Evil Entity, he was the leading soldier of Penglai Battle Cultivators. He seemed to have the Childhood Skill that he had been holding back for a hundred years. Although he was not Fourth-tier Body Cultivator, he did not have his own body. Pure Childhood True Qi, which he has cultivated through hard work, is very powerful, but he can hold it for more than a hundred years, which is considered his ability. With this Childhood Skill and third-level cultivation, he performed well in the battle with Evil Entity. It is very likely that he will be recognized by the heavenly master, sit on the futon and be sealed with the divine mark.

If it was as he thought, the futon this person chose was a first- and third-level futon. After the Heavenly Master Imperial Decree was completed, the divine pattern appeared. After wandering around him for a while, it fell into his body, which was regarded as recognition and acceptance of him.

Only Bestow Divine Titles succeeded, but the priesthood was a little different from what he imagined.

"Hereby are the monks Liu Hudan, Exorcism who have done great work in killing demons and evil spirits. Four Heavenly Masters acts on behalf of Heaven to perform Bestow Divine Titles. I grant him the priesthood of Red Thread Matchmaker God, the one who controls marriages!"

Under the gaze of a group of monks, this burly man with an arm that could run a horse, the pimples on his face turned into matchmaker hemorrhoids, and his broad and straight body exuding masculinity like a lion, turned into a stooped and thin woman wearing a flowered coat.

This change made the cultivators more frightened than Wang Eryong and others who died before.

Liu Hudan couldn't accept it even more, and kept kowtowing to the Heavenly Master:

"Please also ask the Heavenly Master to take back the divine mandate. I, Old Liu, will not do this anymore. I, Old Liu, am a man like an eagle. If you ask me to be a matchmaker for others in the future, you might as well kill me. Besides, I, Old Liu, have not even married a wife myself. How can I be a matchmaker for others!"

"Bestow Divine Titles Such a big thing, how can it be changed so easily? Don't make trouble, young man. You chose this futon, which means you are destined to have this divine pattern. I believe in the arrangement of fate, you must have the potential to be a matchmaker!"

Heavenly Master Ge comforted Liu Hudan with a smile, and cruelly rejected his request.

At this time, all the cultivators present also understood the hidden rules of this Bestow Divine Titles.

1. Heavenly Master Ge seems to have no test on personal character and cultivation, but there is a test on the divine pattern. Those who have poor moral character will not be accepted by the futon. Those with poor cultivation will rashly sit on a futon that is more than they can bear, and will be exploded by the divine pattern Divine Power.

Second, the types of divine patterns in each futon are different, and the priesthood is very different. If you are unlucky, just like Liu Hudan, he is obviously a tough guy who can run horses on his arms, but he chose this job of embroidering on his fingers. The master will not care about you, and he can only blame you for your bad luck.

The practitioners who have figured it out do not dare to sit on the futon rashly.

If everyone is in trouble, Su Qing can help!

As an enthusiastic person, Su Qing is most happy to do this kind of thing.

"Ying Old Hero, come, sit here, can the trail trick you? It must be a good divine pattern, it will definitely satisfy you!"

"Zhenzhen Zhao, if you, the Heavenly Official, don't do it, why do you want to be this god? No problem, considering your relationship with Xiaodao, can Xiaodao arrange a good one for you? Give it to Spirit Stone? Fifty thousand is so much, it's too foreign, it's too foreign. Come on, I'll change it for you. This futon doesn't fit your butt anymore!"

"True Person Xi, it's just this futon. True Person Xi will have no problem sitting on it. There may be places that trouble True Person Xi on the trails in the future. I just hope that True Person Xi will remember what happened today!"

"Qing Lion Brother, why did you take out the Golden-Haired Brother Lions to occupy a seat? You are so shameless, but it's okay. My little brother is here, and I will make arrangements for the Golden-Haired Brother Lions!"

"Guang Quan Come here, um, you sold your futon to me, but you hold your seat first, and I'll pick it up later!"

When everyone had no idea, the only person with an idea gained everyone's trust and sat on the futon one by one under the arrangement of Su Qing.

Among them, Wanghai Cultivators is the most popular, occupying seventy or eighty futons, followed by Penglai Cultivator, which only has more than twenty. Thousand Islands Cultivator, except for Xi Fang's True Spirit, which occupies the first and fifth level futons, has only three or five people with futons to sit on.

But Penglai Thousand Islands Cultivator cannot be unconvinced.

First, Wanghai People fought the Kraken first and then Evil Entity. He built up his backbone and his virtue, so he had more futons than they did.

Secondly, the fortune of this futon is unpredictable. If Zhao Zhengquan wants to make a futon, Su Qing has to give it to Spirit Stone. Without Su Qing's guidance, they don't dare to make a futon if it is given to them. Naturally, Su Qing will do whatever he says.

After Su Qing has distributed all the futons.

For example, Zhao Zhengquan, Xi Fang and others are still a little uneasy. They are afraid that Su Qing will take money and do nothing, so he gave them an unreliable divine pattern and made them lose their temper., even though Su Qing has repeatedly assured them that Heavenly Master Ge has proven that he is a good guy with both virtues and cannot harm them, but who doesn't know what kind of virtues he has?

Ying Jue Shen, Wu Dan, Liang Hai Shun, etc. are familiar with Su Qing, but they are sure that Su Qing will not cheat them. They only follow his instructions and concentrate on meditating and regulating their breath, so as to maintain peak condition to welcome the divine pattern into the body.

The most relaxed ones are Yao Guangquan, Li Kuishan and Wanghai Cultivators who sold their divine pattern qualifications to Su Qing. They originally had expectations of becoming gods, but since After Su Qing learned from his mouth that with their ability and record, they could become second- and third-level hairy gods, and some of them had useless embroidered pillow-like priesthoods, they immediately lost interest. Now they just want to occupy a position for Su Qing, so that he can change his vest one by one to receive the priesthood.

The actions of Wanghai Cultivatorss made Penglai Thousand Islands Cultivators twitch at the corners of their mouths. They all said that Wanghai People knew how to do business and would sell anything they wanted. Today was an eye-opener. They even dared to buy and sell divine patterns. No one could do this business better than West Sea!

As for the random thoughts in the audience, Heavenly Master Ge was still lazy and did not interfere.

He was a little surprised that Old Daoist Tong and others gave Su Qing some hints and knew the details of each futon, but how did he know which futon was suitable for each person's performance level?

After all, this edict depends on the aura, and only a heavenly master like him can see through the aura. Su Qing should not be able to see through it.

Unless, he got Heavenly Master Dao Pattern?

No, back then Ancestor Heavenly Master integrated this Dao pattern onto his puppet, giving it a similar effect of creation, and became the current Heavenly Master Puppet Old Daoist Tong.

There is only one successor to the Heavenly Master, and that is Heavenly Master Puppet.

Neither the Old Scholar Tree left by Ge Xuan nor the Person in the Painting left by Heavenly Master Xu had the chance to receive this blessing.

How did you get this Su Qing?

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