'Don't! Ever! Come! Near Here!'
Ah Yin furrowed his brows, sensing that this was no simple matter, and began analyzing it calmly:
"Right now, we've got two paths. One is to go up and grab that wooden barrel, and the other is to take this pipe."
"Going by this creator's usual style, I think he put that barrel up there purely to torture people. It should be really hard to jump that high."
As he spoke, Ah Yin tried making the little character jab the ground and jump twice.
Each time, the hammer barely grazed the edge of the barrel, but failed to catch on.
"See? Did you see that? He's doing this just to disgust you. What a bastard!"
Ah Yin smacked his lips, looking as though he had seen through the game's design.
Clearly, he thought he had already figured out Wu Wei's sinister intentions.
"Let's look at this sign again,"
Ah Yin continued his analysis:
"Even though it says not to come near, based on my years of gaming experience, this is obviously a hint telling us to go this way."
The chat was filled with agreement.
That made Ah Yin even more confident.
"Heh heh! Think you can fool me?"
Ah Yin guided the little character toward the pipe:
"I'm just saying..."
"You're still too green, little brother!"
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With that, Ah Yin flicked his mouse with flair!
The little character's sledgehammer hooked perfectly onto the pipe!
The very next second!
The little character slid down as though riding a slide!
Past the snowy mountain!
Past the collapsed ruins!
Past the mountain of furniture!
Past the narrow cliffside!
The little character hurtled downward.
Finally, with a thud, the little character in the cauldron landed steadily on the rocky ground.
A stream babbled nearby, while mountain winds howled.
To the right stood that tree with two branches.
Ah Yin: ...
A deathly silence!
Even the livestream chat froze for two whole seconds!
Then, the livestream exploded!
The viewers watched as Ah Yin went from dumbfounded, to veins bulging on his forehead, to bright red with rage!
After holding it in for a full three seconds, Ah Yin finally snapped completely. He smashed the keyboard in front of him with one slap and roared hoarsely at the screen:
"GET OUT—!!!!!"
"GET LOST!!!!"
"GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER!!!!"
Countless comments flooded the screen like a bombardment!
The entertainment value instantly went through the roof!
The Snake Riding stunt made everyone burst out laughing!
Up above, wealthy viewers sent strings of planes and Rockets!
The livestream's popularity instantly soared into the tens of millions!
One utterly tormented breaking point went straight into the history books, becoming a classic moment that would forever be passed down in the livestreaming world!
Meanwhile, laughter rang nonstop through Wu Wei's dorm room at Binhai Academy!
Ma Zhiyuan and the others were laughing because the scene was simply too entertaining!
Ah Yin losing it was something that had almost never happened before!
Wu Wei, meanwhile, was laughing uproariously as he watched the Wail and Resentment Points in his system rise at a visible rate, rapidly nearing the limit!
A little man sitting in a cauldron and swinging a sledgehammer swept through the entire livestreaming world like an unstoppable tidal wave!
This game's livestream potential was absolutely explosive!
Especially when the blank-faced little man in the cauldron slid off a cliff and returned to the starting point right before the streamers' eyes, the streamers' reactions gave viewers more than their fill of entertainment!
In this game, you could see all kinds of livestream moments.
Streamers devolving into their ancestors.
Streamers turning into baboons.
Streamers unleashing lion roars.
Streamers silently sinking into despair.
Streamers with flatline ECGs.
Streamers petrified mid-motion.
And of course, countless streamers slamming tables and snapping keyboards.
The Snake Riding stunt did not spread quickly.
All the streamers and viewers seemed to have reached an astonishing consensus on this matter!
People were just too sinister!
Before a streamer reached that pipe that sent them straight back to their happy hometown, no one would reveal even the slightest hint about where exactly that pipe led.
And so, starting with Ah Yin, nearly every streamer was unable to restrain their damn curiosity and showed off the Snake Riding stunt!
The helpless sensation of sliding down from the top was enough to make anyone instantly lose it and stop their heart and lungs on the spot!
For a time, the entire gaming livestreaming scene was firmly dominated by Wu Wei!
Sales of hardware and peripherals on Taobao shot straight up!
The two songs most often heard in livestreams were "Often Come Home to See" and "Those Years."
"Back to the very first starting point, standing foolishly before the mirror," along with "Often come home to see, come home to see," enjoyed a sudden second spring and became the hottest songs online!
At the same time, Wu Wei's name had truly made its mark in the gaming world!
Every streamer, as well as everyone who bought the game after watching streams, was accumulating an astonishing amount of Wail and Resentment Points for Wu Wei!
Very soon, Wu Wei's abilities improved!
Now, he could make slightly more polished games and continue his grand undertaking of torment!
Don't be fooled by the fact that nearly everyone who had played this game cursed the creator as an idiot and wanted to grind Wu Wei's bones to dust before spitting on them.
The reviews beneath the game, however, were remarkably harmonious!
A ninety-eight percent positive rating!
Nothing but glowing praise!
'Don't ask. Just buy it.'
'A very healing little game that lets people experience peace and relaxation.'
'One of the best games I've ever played.'
'So fun! I strongly recommend a sequel!'
'I have long suffered from low blood pressure, dizziness, drowsiness, and even occasional brief fainting spells. This game completely cured my low blood pressure. Thank you, creator, and thank you for this brilliant idea.'
'Anyone who doesn't buy it is a bastard. Don't ask—twenty bucks is absolutely worth it.'
'So fun! I'm willing to call it the eternal god of casual games!'
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