TBBT 4A Apartment.
"..."
Howard thought Adam's analysis was downright infuriating!
Yet he had no rebuttal.
Because it really was the truth.
If his coming-of-age voucher could really turn him into a little Barney, he would have done it long ago.
Unfortunately, there were different ways to spend money.
Spending it by the hour still pained him terribly.
Besides, after spending that much money, there wasn't much added value... nothing he could brag about in front of his friends!
"You said this Barney Stinson used to be your friend?"
Leonard was more concerned about the friendship. He did not want to become Adam's former friend.
"Mm."
Adam glanced at him and smiled. "I warned him, but he could never change his reckless ways.
He waved the Bro Code banner while doing nothing but things that ignored friendship.
Too selfish, too shameless.
At first, I gave him chances too.
He entered New York's Death Race for Babies to pick up girls, got his leg broken in a crash, and was hospitalized at our hospital.
I took meticulous care of him.
But what goes around comes around.
Even God couldn't stand his nonsense.
On the day he was discharged, a patient who kept a Golden Horned Rattlesnake as a pet came to the hospital.
And that Golden Horned Rattlesnake accidentally got loose.
It slithered all over the hospital and happened to have an intimate encounter with Barney's ass as he was about to leave.
So Barney was hospitalized again.
God's punishment for him clearly didn't stop there.
With his personality, how could he possibly refrain from hitting on female doctors and nurses in the hospital, right?"
As he said that, he looked at Howard.
"Hehe."
Howard chuckled. "If it were me, I would've done the same."
"I hope you keep doing that