The next day.
Morning.
"Whoa, you're only getting back now? Nice work, man."
Still bleary-eyed, Ted had gone out to use the bathroom and ran into Adam returning to the dorm. Seeing Adam still wearing yesterday's clothes, he immediately waggled his eyebrows and teased him.
"You did pretty well yourself."
As Adam opened the door, he smiled. "Honestly, do you remember what happened last night?"
"Uh..."
Ted, who had followed him in, froze for a moment and rubbed his forehead as he tried to recall. "I remember that at the freshman welcome party last night, you brought over an incredibly hot beauty. God, she was the goddess of every man's dreams. That temperament, that face, that body..."
"Stop."
Adam pressed the fingers of his right hand against his left palm in a stopping gesture. "You can skip the parallelism and descriptions."
"Man, I'm really jealous of you."
Ted gave Adam a shove and grinned rather sleazily. "But why did you come back? If it were me, I definitely wouldn't have been able to get up."
"You're overthinking it. We just had Kung Pao Chicken together."
Adam brushed it off, unwilling to discuss the details, then changed the subject. "Let's talk about you instead. Are you sure you remember what you did last night?"
"Me?"
Ted smiled. "I remember fooling around with a freshman for a while. Um, a girl with an unreasonable little mouth. Then things got kind of fuzzy."
"You sure it was a girl with an unreasonable little mouth?"
Adam teased, "And not a three-hundred-pound Sailor Moon?"
"No!"
Ted's face turned green.
"Or maybe a big hairy guy with a chest full of hair?"
Adam asked, suppressing a laugh as he tried to scare him.
"No, impossible!"
Ted was utterly shaken, crying out in terror.
"Why is it