Super God Academy: Ancient Ancestral God
Chapter 16

Ge Xiaolun Got Fooled

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"Are you really calculating? And who exactly are you!" Ge Xiaolun didn't agree with Tian Yan's statement.

"Want to know?" Tian Yan smiled lightly, "As long as you come in and take a look, you will get the answer you want."

"How much?" Ge Xiaolun's curiosity was indeed piqued by Tian Yan.

"Ten thousand." Tian Yan raised an index finger.

"Goodbye!" Ge Xiaolun immediately turned around and left after speaking. Ten thousand yuan? Why don't you just rob me?

What's more, Tian Yan's origins were unknown, and he didn't want to have any interaction with Tian Yan. Moreover, for safety's sake, it would be better to go back and tell his parents as soon as possible.

"Stop! Don't go, I'll give you a discount..." Tian Yan sighed silently in his heart. After waiting for several years, he finally waited for a fat sheep like Ge Xiaolun. How could he let him go so easily?

"What's the discount?" Ge Xiaolun turned around.

"Half price, five thousand!" Tian Yan said with considerable heartache.

"Goodbye forever!" Five thousand yuan? In Ge Xiaolun's eyes, it was still no different from robbery, and it would almost take away all of his New Year's money over the years. There was no way he could agree to this!

"Ge Xiaolun, don't you want to know about your future? Think about it, if you knew everything about your future, wouldn't it be easy to get first place next time?"

Tian Yan could guess from the bruises on Ge Xiaolun's face that this guy had probably been beaten by his parents, and he believed that this guy would also be attracted by his words.

Sure enough, Ge Xiaolun stopped. Thinking of his parents' mixed doubles beating and the contempt of his classmates, he stopped.

Even though he was just a child who didn't understand anything at this time, Ge Xiaolun was also a person with self-esteem. He had embarrassed himself at school this time, and of course he wanted to get his face back.

"Can you help me?" Ge Xiaolun was completely moved.

"WeChat or Alipay?" Tian Yan took out two pictures from behind him, one was the WeChat payment QR code, and the other was Alipay.

"You're not trying to trick me, are you?" Five thousand yuan, Ge Xiaolun still felt a little heartache, but he had a lot of New Year's money over the years, so he still had this much money.

"I'm right here, are you afraid I'll run away?" Tian Yan rolled his eyes speechlessly.

"Okay, you better not fool me, otherwise don't blame me for tearing down your shop!" Ge Xiaolun took out his mobile phone, scanned the QR code, entered five thousand yuan with difficulty, and finally clicked to pay.

"Alipay received, five thousand yuan!"

"Can we start now?" Ge Xiaolun was in extreme pain, as if it had taken half his life.

"We can start now." Tian Yan turned around and pushed open the old wooden door.

As soon as he entered the door, Ge Xiaolun had a feeling that he had been cheated.

The wooden door opened, and some old dust floated in the air. The room was not very big, and there were only a few tattered seats inside.

But although it was a bit dilapidated, it was very clean.

Such a dilapidated place, how could it give him any help? He was probably the first customer here, and he was tricked into coming. Thinking of this, Ge Xiaolun had the urge to turn around and leave.

But considering that he had already paid the money, he should get something out of it, right?

"I said, can you start now? I'm in a hurry to go back!"

The longer he stayed here, the more impatient Ge Xiaolun became. As soon as he thought that he had actually believed the liar in front of him, he couldn't wait to leave here immediately.

Now Ge Xiaolun just wanted him to make a calculation casually, which could be regarded as comfort. After all, five thousand had already been spent, so he couldn't just leave without doing anything, right?

"Alright, I'm a fortune teller, I can start anytime. What is it that you want me to divine?"

Tian Yan sat on a chair, looking up at Ge Xiaolun, his eyes gleaming with the light of money.

Ge Xiaolun's eyes darted around, and he smiled slightly, "Can you really calculate anything?"

Tian Yan immediately boasted, saying to Ge Xiaolun, "As long as you want me to calculate it, there's nothing I can't figure out."

Ge Xiaolun nodded repeatedly with a smile, "Hehe, then calculate my career prospects!"

"Pfft—"

Tian Yan, who was drinking water, immediately spat out a mouthful!

At the same time, he cursed inwardly, This kid is too cunning.

Even if I am the number one fortune teller in the world, how old are you?

Calling you a teenager is already an exaggeration!

To put it bluntly, it's not even certain whether you can grow up safely, so what career are you talking about? Do you even have any shame?

Alas, Tian Yan has been too relaxed these past few years, and now he's actually fallen for this little fox's trick!

Just as Ge Xiaolun thought Tian Yan would go back on his word, he calmed himself down and readily agreed, "Alright, then I'll calculate your career for you."

As he spoke, he stretched out his right hand and made a pinching gesture. Instantly, countless never-before-seen images flooded Tian Yan's mind.

These images were all about Ge Xiaolun, and more importantly, they were all things that would happen in the future!

In a moment, after learning about Ge Xiaolun's "career" situation, he almost laughed out loud.

After pretending to calculate for half a minute, he said, "Little Ge, open your clothes a bit."

Ge Xiaolun was a little puzzled. Why are you asking me to open my clothes when you're supposed to be telling my fortune?

However, to avoid Tian Yan making excuses that he wasn't cooperating, he still pulled his clothes open a little to both sides.

Tian Yan looked carefully, frowning, "Little Ge, your career line doesn't seem very deep!"

Damn it!

Is that how you're supposed to tell fortunes?

Where the hell are you looking!

Besides, I'm just a kid!

Ge Xiaolun felt that this damn swindler in front of him was definitely trying to fool him.

"Stop talking nonsense, quickly tell me how my career is. Can't you figure it out, so you're just trying to be funny here?"

"Hey, Little Ge, you're judging a gentleman's heart with the mind of a child."

"The reason I asked you to open your clothes a little was to look at your TanZhong acupoint."

"The TanZhong acupoint is next to the heart and is one of the major acupoints in the human body. Right now, your TanZhong acupoint is a bit protruding and slightly dark, which shows that your luck is not good."

"And just now, when I calculated, your career is indeed not looking good."

Ge Xiaolun looked disdainful. Why did this sound so familiar? Were you about to say that I would soon have a bloody disaster? The usual routine of a swindler.

These baseless words of Tian Yan might fool others, but how could they possibly deceive his brilliant mind?

"Stop spouting nonsense. Just tell me directly, how is my career?"

Tian Yan sighed deeply, "Alas, Xiaolun, I'm afraid your future career is not good! No, you have no career at all. You'll just be a loser in the future!"

"Preposterous!"

Ge Xiaolun slammed his thigh, "Let me tell you, don't even think about deceiving me. I'm the campus heartthrob of our school. With my looks, what can't I accomplish in the future?"

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