The app "Divination God" has been removed from the store.
No matter how hard he searched, Lu Yibai couldn't find it; it seemed to have vanished.
Lu Yibai started to wonder if he should buy the fortune teller uncle's old phone...
After all, downloaded apps don't delete themselves.
However, unless it was an offline app, it would likely be banned and unusable.
Never mind, he'd talk to the fortune teller uncle next time he saw him.
They had completely opposite daily schedules.
And the fortune teller uncle didn't come every day.
Wucheng's urban management officers were generally quite kind; in fact, many within urban management were kind.
But during crackdowns, they still had to carry out their duties properly.
Recently, if Lu Yibai woke up early, he would go to the overpass in the afternoon to check. He didn't encounter the fortune teller uncle the first few times. When he finally met him again, the uncle was already selling hand-grabbed flatbreads.
After chatting for the time it took to smoke a cigarette, Lu Yibai learned that the "Divination God app" was indeed unusable.
Because of this, the uncle decided to change careers. He hadn't earned much money as a charlatan anyway. He wasn't good at manipulating people or deceiving them; his fortune-telling relied on the software. The reason he'd been in the business for so long was probably out of passion...
Lu Yibai bought three hand-grabbed flatbreads and returned to the bar.
When he got back, Lin Xiaoqi and Ye Yiyi had already woken up, so he gave them the flatbreads.
Lu Yibai currently had no leads regarding "Divination God." Perhaps it was just a coincidence.
After all, reality is far stranger than fiction; reality doesn't need logic.
Since the app was removed from the store, there was nowhere for him to research it for the time being.
After finishing her flatbread, Ye Yiyi obediently sat in front of Boss Lu.
It was time for the daily "ying ying ying" session.
Lu Yibai picked up the Lion Umbrella and placed its tip directly on Ye Yiyi's lower abdomen.
Yang energy entered her body, and she let out a "ying ying ying..."
Ye Yiyi's face bloomed into a smile of contentment.
Boss Lu felt that fate had been kind to him.
Although as the boss, he had to support these two girls, both of them seemed easily satisfied.
Lin Xiaoqi was happy as long as there was good food, and Ye Yiyi was happy as long as she was poked by the Lion Umbrella once a day.
After eating her fill, Ye Yiyi swayed her hips and happily went downstairs to tidy up the bar.
Another energetic day!
"Boss, has that ghost inside the Lion Umbrella appeared recently?" Lin Xiaoqi asked.
Lu Yibai shook his head.
It seemed that after its sudden appearance last time, the ghost had fallen into a deep sleep.
Or perhaps it was still lying in wait.
The reason it had come to tempt Lu Yibai was unknown.
But it shouldn't give up after just one failed attempt.
However, it was clear that being sealed, it was currently very weak. While the power of demons and ghosts was stronger at night, it didn't seem to have gotten much stronger.
At the very least, when Lu Yibai was conscious, it couldn't even invade his mental space.
After all these days, Boss Lu's biggest gain was successfully mastering the first form of the Basic Umbrella Technique—[Stab].
He could stab with incredible accuracy now.
Even if the target was a nostril, he could firmly stab into it.
Lin Xiaoqi was a little surprised by Lu Yibai's progress.
Because in her opinion, Boss Lu's talent was quite ordinary, but he made up for it with his immense patience and hard work.
He truly never slacked off for a single day.
Therefore, he could now start learning the second form—[Sweep].
The practice process was still tedious and boring, but Lu Yibai had always been good at enduring loneliness.
As usual, five hundred times with his right hand, and five hundred times with his left hand.
He felt his arm strength growing daily.
In addition, his practice of "Menstrual Pain" had not been neglected in the slightest.
The current level of pain was already double what it was before.
But Lu Yibai had evolved from enduring pain to getting used to it.
Since he had to endure the pain for a while every day anyway, it felt like it was just a part of life after a while.
The light points in his body, which were originally about two fingers long and wide, had grown considerably, now measuring about three fingers.
If he continued practicing, he might develop a palm that could glow…
All of them had the most talentless aptitude, and the founding ancestors had paid with their lives. Lu Yibai felt fortunate enough to be able to cultivate peacefully.
If the mere pain could be endured, he would endure it.
Suffering in secret was better than being beaten by enemies and crying out in agony later.
Boss Lu considered himself a decent person who cared about his reputation.
After circulating a small heavenly cycle, Lu Yibai recovered from his cultivation state.
He could clearly feel that the light points within his body had grown a little more.
The "Menstrual Pain" technique seemed to have no bottlenecks; as long as he kept accumulating, he could slowly break through.
It was brainless, but incredibly satisfying.
He picked up the Lion Umbrella beside him and swung it a few times, creating a strong gust of wind.
He still broke out in a sweat and went to the bathroom to shower as usual.
After showering, he prepared to sleep.
Before sleeping, Lu Yibai needed to put the Lion Umbrella back on its stand.
He had to maintain a certain distance from it, otherwise the ghosts and monsters suppressed within would disturb his dreams again.
You're not some beautiful female ghost, what are you going to do to me in my dreams?
As he went downstairs, looking at the clean and tidy bar on the first floor, Boss Lu gave Ye Yiyi a thumbs-up from the bottom of his heart.
This little maid was truly obedient and capable.
Look how clean the glass was; Lu Yibai could clearly see the reflection of people on it.
Hmm, he looked quite handsome.
Holding the black umbrella, he faced the glass and made a "V" sign.
It was just like when playing rock-paper-scissors, he had thrown scissors.
However, the reflection in the glass…
Had thrown rock!
Boss Lu half-opened his dead fish eyes and clearly saw that the reflection had thrown rock.
He looked down at the Lion Umbrella in his hand.
Why did it have to be so playful in the middle of the night?
Having been through countless ghost movies, Boss Lu's heart remained completely unfazed.
So, he stood quietly in front of the glass and said, "Rock, paper, scissors!"
Then, he quickly threw "paper."
The reflection seemed momentarily taken aback, but instinctively also threw "paper."
Lu Yibai didn't give it time to react and quickly said again, "Rock, paper, scissors!"
"Rock!"
"Scissors!"
"Rock!"
Just like that, they played ten rounds of rock-paper-scissors against the glass.
The reflection in the glass gradually became a bit more ethereal. After all, the ghosts and monsters were suppressed, and their ability to overdraw energy was limited.
It was inexplicably led on by Lu Yibai, consuming more than half of the energy it had managed to accumulate recently.
Just as it was about to say something at the last moment, it heard Lu Yibai chanting.
Wow! This bizarre thing is finally willing to talk to me!
Let's hear what he's saying.
It mobilized its remaining energy and listened to Lu Yibai's words.
Lu Yibai spoke as he walked:
"Prosperity, democracy, civility, harmony, freedom, equality, justice…"
The 24-character mantra, the core socialist values.
Clack, Boss Lu placed the Lion Umbrella back on its stand.
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