"Wind and Cloud... it's really you!!"
Unable to contain his delight any longer, Heavenly Thunder Ancestor shot to his feet.
Wind and Cloud Ancestor grinned, his expression faintly mocking.
"All right."
"Stop pretending."
"Who are you putting on that delighted act for?"
"You don't even eat stinky tofu, yet you came all the way here to eat it for two straight months. Can you honestly say you weren't waiting specifically for me?"
"Uh..."
Heavenly Thunder Ancestor froze.
He had never expected Wind and Cloud Ancestor to see through his little trick.
And Wind and Cloud Ancestor seemed to have arrived long ago. Otherwise, how could he know that Heavenly Thunder Ancestor had been eating stinky tofu here for nearly two months?
At that thought, blood rushed straight to Heavenly Thunder Ancestor's head.
"You arrived ages ago and knew all along, yet deliberately refused to show yourself?"
Wind and Cloud Ancestor laughed and sat down.
"If I'd shown myself sooner, how would I have caught such a wonderful show?"
"Well? Eating stinky tofu for two straight months couldn't have been pleasant, could it?"
"I really don't know what you were thinking. How could you believe anyone would eat it every day just because they liked it...? Even if this stinky tofu is a heavenly delicacy, eat enough of it and it'll turn into dog shit, all right?"
"You..."
Heavenly Thunder Ancestor's aged face alternated between livid and pale with anger.
He suspected Wind and Cloud Ancestor was mocking him for eating dog shit, but he had no proof.
Just then.
Boss Zhou came over carrying two servings of stinky tofu and set them on the table, one in front of Wind and Cloud Ancestor and one in front of Heavenly Thunder Ancestor.
"Sir... and Master Lei, thank you for your patronage.