"It is a little inappropriate."
At Princess Peach's words, Andrew nodded. Then he took out his phone and said, "Hey, King Bowser, come to the Mushroom Kingdom and kill all the Mushroom People here.
"That way, the Super Star will have no owner, and there won't be any problem with me taking it. I'm the Savior, after all. I can't afford any bad press. Wouldn't you agree, Princess Peach?"
As he spoke that last sentence, Andrew's face suddenly turned frighteningly grim. Princess Peach was visibly terrified, and so were the Mushroom People. King Bowser was coming to wipe them out? That was horrifying!
"Just kidding. Don't gape like that."
Just then, Andrew suddenly laughed. "Relax. There's no signal in your world. The call won't go through."
Princess Peach blinked and asked nervously, "Kidding? Director of S.W.O.R.D., were you really only kidding?"
"Of course I was kidding. What else would it be?"
Andrew spread his hands. Just then, King Bowser's voice came from the phone. "Boss, do you really want me to do that?"
Princess Peach and the Mushroom People all broke into cold sweats. This wasn't a joke. It was real! He'd even said there was no signal. If there was no signal, how was that voice coming through?
Seeing Princess Peach's expression, which looked ready to become a reaction meme, Andrew burst out laughing. Then he put his phone away, patted her head, and said:
"Your Highness, good people shouldn't have guns pointed at them. You may not have any selfish motives, but if good people get bullied every day, who will still want to be good?
"Relax, I really was just joking. I'm taking the Super Star. Consider this my payment. If you encounter any danger, kneel and pray sincerely, and it will help you."
With that, Andrew