"Once we've eaten all the humans, we can head into outer space for our next meal. After we eat all the aliens, we can travel between universes and feast in other ones. With so many universes, we'll never run out of food."
The Scarlet Witch spoke with a perfectly straight face, leaving Professor Charles dumbfounded. That was an option?
"Professor, I was only joking."
The Scarlet Witch laughed. No wonder Andrew liked messing with people so much. Sometimes, it really was satisfying. She said, "Don't worry, Professor. Andrew will save this world. He never lets anyone down."
"That's a relief."
Professor Charles smiled. Meanwhile, Tiamut finally reached his limit and shouted, "I surrender! I surrender! Stop hitting me!"
Although Tiamut had existed for billions of years, he had spent all that time asleep. He was effectively still an "infant," so naturally, he had no great force of will. Worse, that bastard Andrew kept hitting him where it hurt.
In fact, Andrew had layered the Pain Rule onto his stick. Not only did it cause excruciating pain, but the pain kept getting worse. Otherwise, Tiamut would not have broken so quickly.
Andrew tossed the stick aside and said, "Two things. First, you're forbidden from devouring the humans on Earth. I don't care how exalted your status is or how important you are. Once you've done what I need, get the hell off Earth."
"He wants to devour the humans on Earth?"
Professor Charles was stunned. The Scarlet Witch said, "To be precise, the humans on Earth are livestock raised by the Celestials. Once there are enough humans, he awakens and devours them to complete his transformation."
Professor Charles gaped. Had he known this earlier, he might not have given up on taking over Tiamut. Seriously, Earth had far too many disasters