When Past Buddha and the group of Buddhas and Bodhisattvas arrived, almost everyone instantly turned to stone.
Future Buddha was trapped in the middle, while a beautiful woman in white furiously hammered his head with a huge mallet. Amid the repeated clang, clang, clang, countless lumps of flesh rose across Future Buddha's smooth scalp, making him look more and more like Past Buddha.
An external enemy had come knocking, so they should have joined forces to resist it. Yet on the other side, Present Buddha was bowing respectfully before a man.
"Father!" Zhong Tian said as he bowed.
"Ah, let's talk this over! Wait, stop hitting me!" Future Buddha cried tragically.
"Clang!"
"You've got a filthy mouth! How dare you flirt with even me? I'll beat your head into an abacus!" Emperor Xian Xian shouted.
Flirt? All the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas turned to look at Future Buddha. At that moment, Future Buddha was suffering not only physical torment but also immense psychological devastation. Flirt? I flirted? I might as well die!
"Tian Er, it's good that you're here!" Zhong Shan said with a smile.
"Greetings, Crown Prince!" the Great Zheng ministers said at once.
"Mm." Zhong Tian immediately nodded.
"Father, what happened?" Zhong Tian asked at once.
"Heh heh. Xian Xian wanted some fun, and someone just happened to run straight into her hands!" Zhong Shan said with a smile.
After Zhong Shan finished speaking, Shen Gongbao and the others nearby also revealed strange smiles.
"Uh?" Zhong Tian was clearly baffled.
"Xian Xian, that's enough!" Zhong Shan called out.
"Clang~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!"
Only after another earth-shaking crash did Xian Xian reluctantly put away her mallet. "Count yourself lucky, you flower monk!"
Flower monk? The group of Buddhas and Bodhisattvas were all dumbfounded.
Future Buddha, meanwhile, wished he could find a crack in