First Leave of Absence This Month

First leave of absence this month

I've got a whole bunch of little ailments. My eyes feel like they've cultivated the "Illusory Breaking Eye Technique," with a hazy spiritual glow over them; my tendon sheaths hurt a bit. Across two books and more than two million words, I've always written on my phone. I'm used to it. I bought a computer months ago and still haven't used it much. I've used my two thumbs way too much.

Then there's my cervical spine and tailbone. Damn it, I feel like I've got so many problems for someone still so young.

Taking a day off.