You Ashe, I'm a healer?????Uh, love????

You know it's very difficult, so we must cherish time — excerpt from Hua Xin's collected works.

Another great weekend...

Hua Xin sprawled comfortably in her chair, her half-sleeved shirt riding up to reveal a flat, fair stomach.

Yesterday's class trip had been safely navigated, and now she was greeted by another five-day break (smug).

School? Easy as pie! ??

Two days of school just meant sleeping next to Xia Yan ??

That's how it is for a socially anxious shut-in. Hua Xin just needed to go out without thinking, attend class, leave class, and go home. Meanwhile, Xia Yan, the great and powerful lord, had many more things to consider.

"If I were placed in the Northern Song Dynasty, I'd definitely surpass Su Shi~"

"The palace maids would all serve me~"

The girl hummed happily. Seeing the slightly unfamiliar ID light up on the game interface, she excitedly put on her headphones, her hands poised over the keyboard and mouse.

Wow! Today was the day she'd graduate from Diamond! ??

"Ding ding ding ding ding ding."

A voice call request came through her headphones. The girl focused and saw it was "Number One Son Online."

Hua Xin rejected it without a second thought, a cold smile playing on her lips. This shut-in wanted to voice chat and play games with her? After experiencing how weird he was, she only saw him as a tool for ranking up and making money...

"Ding, QQ Wallet deposit, twenty yuan."

Hua Xin quickly found the chat window and sent a voice call request.

...husband.

No, who would refuse money?? It's just a chat, after all. He's just a pure young boy, it's understandable he'd want to hear my cute, soft, girlish voice.

Why bother spending so much (??).

"Yo yo yo? Honey, say something ??."

Suddenly, a deep, magnetic, luxurious voice shot through Hua Xin's brain like an electric current. For a moment, Hua Xin's beautiful eyes rolled upwards, her whites taking up most of her vision. An abnormal blush spread across her face, sweet saliva slowly dripped from the corner of her mouth, and her smooth hair even stood on end.

The girl's legs went weak, splayed beneath the desk and twitching slightly.

Her entire expression was like this ↓

????(?)????

As if experiencing a strange physiological reaction to the voice, she slumped in her chair, motionless...

"Honey, say something, honey ??."

"Don't ignore me, honey, I'll buy you skins ??."

Skins??

Hearing those two words, Hua Xin instantly snapped out of her daze. She sat there blankly for a moment, then yanked off the headphones she was wearing, smashed them hard onto the floor, and angrily shouted, "What kind of crap headphones are these?! How can they leak electricity?! ?? Whose peripherals are these?! Whose peripherals are these?! ??"

On the other side, Xia Yan had initially closed his eyes in enjoyment upon hearing the girl's voice. He leaned back in the internet cafe's gaming chair and adjusted his microphone, intending to lower his voice.

Indeed, her voice is very nice...

Then, accompanied by the sound of Hua Xin smashing her headphones on the floor.

Xia Yan:

The girl, with a face full of rage ????, furiously stomped on what was supposed to be an "i9 grade military-grade gaming headset" but had started leaking electricity after only four months of use.

Bang bang bang bang bang...

Xia Yan:

A minute later, Hua Xin finally collapsed onto the chair, exhausted. She wiped the drool from the corner of her mouth and patted her chest with lingering fear.

The mighty sea will respond to people with surging waves.

This is too much! What if she mutated from the shock?

King of Electricity?

The Electric Man of the Nation?

The Human Torch?

Eh? Wait ??...

If being electrocuted could turn her into a superhero, could it regenerate her little brother!

A sudden flash of inspiration struck Hua Xin's little head. She then quietly looked at the headphones that had already turned to dust ??

Forget it...

And it's more likely she'd turn a different color before she could even mutate.

Since her little brother had gone to pursue freedom and find happiness, she shouldn't force him back. After all, if the mutation were successful, this brother would be a different brother (sad).

Looking at the computer screen in front of her, Hua Xin suddenly remembered the task of ranking up and what had just happened...

Uh...

The gaze shifted to the headphone cord plugged into the computer case.

That shrimp-head guy... he should be okay, right?

The girl suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. What if he demanded medical fees and got Uncle Hat to arrest her?

Haha... Hua Xin awkwardly laughed and unplugged the headphone cord, weakly saying, "Uh... are you okay?"

"I can't... pant... my ear feels like it's bleeding... wheeze... What did you say, wifey? gasp... You said... you said you love me? shrimp"

"I said you..."

The girl responded expressionlessly.

"Much better."

"Wifey, your voice is so nice."

"Wifey, wifey, what was wrong with you just now?"

Hua Xin twitched her lips. Although the other person's voice was pleasant, she couldn't stand it any longer and angrily scolded, "Can you stop acting like a little puppy! Be more manly!"

"So you like a wolf-dog, wifey? How about now? Do you like it? creaky voice"

"I like you..."

"Then I'll speak normally."

Hearing the voice by her ear change back to that normal, not-joking tone, the girl slowly breathed a sigh of relief.

It's not like she couldn't play games without headphones. She needed to rank up first.

Hua Xin said haughtily, "That's more like it. Invite me."

"Wifey, why did you drop to Diamond IV?"

"My smurf account, which I just casually play on, is already Diamond III."

The girl's face turned red. "Is that my fault? Look at these teammates!"

"Uh... Cat 0/7, Titan 0/5, Lulu 1/7, Lux 2/11. Wifey, your stats are all red."

Xia Yan stifled a laugh and pretended to be surprised.

"..."

"Mind your own business about pretty girls," Hua Xin said, her face flushing, but she still stubbornly retorted.

However, she used her mouse to accept the friend request from "Cat Husband."

Being called "wifey" mouthful after mouthful made her feel very awkward.

It was as if she was actually in a relationship with someone.

And... why did he even change their IDs to couple IDs!!

The girl's eyes suddenly became very clear. Having surfed the internet for a long time, she immediately understood what stage she was in.

Absolutely...

Absolutely no falling for it!!!

She was a girl in body, but her heart was greedy for money.

The true man's soul slumbering within her had awakened.

Hua Xin cleared her throat and said coolly and arrogantly, "Don't call me wifey, call me Master."

"Master."

Seeing that the other party didn't hesitate at all, Hua Xin couldn't help but hold her breath.

"Don't you have any shame?!"

Xia Yan asked doubtfully, "If Master wants to play a role-playing game, I can accompany you. We're a couple, after all."

The girl almost lost it, "You're such a perverted water..." (Xia Yan's online alias was Brother Water, shortened to Water.)

"I'm only perverted towards Master."

Then, seeing that the game had started, Xia Yan asked, "We've picked heroes. What do you want to play?"

Hua Xin, seeing that Perverted Water was playing ADC and she was Support, casually said, "You Ashe, me Support?"

Xia Yan: "Uh... Ai..."

Hua Xin: "??"

After a moment of stunned silence, the girl belatedly realized what Xia Yan meant. Her face quickly turned pink again, and in a fit of embarrassed rage, she closed her eyes and mentally cursed the smugly enjoying Xia Yan.

How could this person be so perverted and shameless! (Shame and anger)