"Fragrant, fragrant, fragrant, fragrant, fragrant, fragrant—yoga pants."
"Delicious, delicious, delicious, delicious—he can't take it??~~"
Hua Xin hummed a tune as she lay on her stomach, scrolling through her phone in a good mood. Her long, fair legs were exposed to the air, swinging up and down, while her crystal-clear prison-guard toes curled and stretched from time to time. Beneath her shorts, her buttocks swayed with her body, as if tempting someone to come up and give her a fierce pounding??...
At the same time, the spacetime link let someone else feel the same thing.
Far away at school, Xia Yan seemed to sense something strange. He was originally wearing a white shirt and suit and did not feel hot, but suddenly a faint heat stirred in his heart—and in little Xia Yan.
He continued smiling as he waited for the person in front of him to introduce himself during the interview. No other emotion showed on his face; he merely undid one button of his white shirt without drawing attention.
Sure enough, abstaining from lust was a long and arduous road??...
She still hadn't checked in at Tieba today.
Day 897.
In the dark room, the string of eye-catching badges on her phone—each starting at at least Yellow Card Level Ten—shone brilliantly.
They symbolized Tieba users' unyielding loyalty to some blog and some book!??
The girl had not browsed through the various forums for several days to check the latest news. Today, she finally had some free time to look for entertainment. Besides, she still had not checked the replies to the few posts she had made several days ago.
??
The conspicuous "99+" suddenly left Hua Xin dumbfounded.
She didn't think she had been trolling in the Original Inner Forum or the Gacha Game Forum, so how had things suddenly turned into this...
Ignoring the likes and replies, the girl directly opened her own post.
Dong Yi: Hurry up and measure your bust.
Loving Liuxing Too Much: Are you here to practice health preservation??
Wind Illusion Dragon: Now that you've become a beautiful girl, go land yourself a rich boyfriend??
ablda: Damn it, why does my rationality always limit me to three times at most??
Hua Xin silently scrolled through the later replies. She had posted this on the first day after losing her manhood, and by now it had received seventy-three replies.
Absolutely insane...
There were even more perverted answers later on, and everyone was treating it as entertainment. No one believed that her becoming a beautiful girl after masturbating four times had actually happened!!!
(Based on the girl's own comparison, her bust was approximately a C+.)
Hua Xin wiped at the nonexistent tears in the corners of her eyes and shut the post with a heavy heart.
The forum users she had pinned her hopes on seemed to think it was all a joke.
But did they know how she had endured these days alone without her manhood accompanying her!!! Did they know what kind of mood she had been in while pleasuring herself and listening to music!!! Did they know how she had gone from awkwardness to proficiency when facing Slime and Huhu????!!!
Although she had gotten through it with aching hands, a sore waist, and trembling legs.
Still, one forum user had made a good suggestion...
Land yourself a rich boyfriend??...
The girl rubbed her small, smooth chin thoughtfully, though she was unused to the absence of the rough stubble that had once pricked her fingers.
As unusual little preferences went, some people liked natural scents, some liked prison guards, some liked eating with the chopsticks reversed, some liked brushing their teeth before using the toilet, and some liked repeatedly bending their finger joints to hear them crack.
Hua Xin merely liked washing her little hands and playing with little Hua Xin when she had nothing else to do??.
That was already perfectly normal by comparison.
Hua Xin put down her phone and slowly pondered the meaning of the words "land yourself a rich boyfriend."
Her relationship with that perverted bastard she had been chatting with was... well... at the shitposting stage?
He had only seen photos of her legs and prison guard, while she had only seen photos of his abs and waist. They had also made one voice call and chatted about games (Xia Yan would post more later).
Neither of them had seen the other's face, nor did they know much about each other's social circles or daily lives.
They only knew that... both of them were in Magic City.
In summary, the girl had made 200 yuan off Xia Yan??.
At that thought, Hua Xin, who had still been somewhat undecided, suddenly firmed up her resolve.
She would maintain a faint distance, then tempt him just enough to keep milking him for money and improve her life! That shrimp-headed man wanted an Online Relationship, didn't he? Then she would date him!
Thinking of this, the corners of the girl's mouth rose involuntarily. A strange, little-demon-like pattern appeared in her eyes, and the air behind her seemed to take on the aura of a demon girl.
Even her smooth back, hidden beneath her short sleeves, seemed about to sprout two black wings.
Manipulating men?
She was more familiar with that than anything!
Because only men understood men best! (Proud)
Hua Xin opened her help post: "Is a Young Loli or a Mature Sister better for an Online Relationship?"
Big Gun Holding a Pipe: Mature Sister??
Blood Spattering into the Sky: Mature Sister??
A Thousand Blossoms in Chaos: Mature Sister. I've liked Mature Sisters since I was little??
Hua Xin thoughtfully wiped the place where the two Slimes met.
It was a little sticky in the hot weather.
It seemed that most people still preferred Mature Sisters... Gentle, intellectual, fair-skinned, beautiful older women were indeed more likely to make the other party sink into a blissful relationship online...
To be honest, she also liked powerful Mature Sisters whose chests were large enough to bury her head in until she could no longer breathe??.
But wouldn't the cost be too high?
The girl hesitated as she thought. The Mature Sisters she saw online always came with black stockings and high heels... She could barely afford food, so where would she get the money to buy those things?
Wait!!
Why did she have to spend her own money????
It wasn't as if she wanted to wear them!!
Couldn't she just make that shrimp-headed man pay???
"I really am a genius... Was I born for Online Relationships?"
"After I finish this job, I should be able to afford a meal of fried chicken??..."
The girl proudly rolled around on the bed while hugging her phone, constantly feeling proud of her own cleverness.
Who said women with big breasts had no brains? Step forward and apologize!
Somewhat lost in thought, she drooled a little. Hua Xin seemed to see golden-brown, crispy, tender, juicy fried chicken dancing across the ceiling...
Slurp.
She couldn't celebrate before it was time??.
The girl snapped back to reality and continued seriously looking at her phone, checking the last post.
"How many steps does it take to win over a pure-hearted boy...?"
"Let me see what answers you inexperienced virgins have. (Mocking)"
Wc Fate's Zero: To be honest, only one step. Basically, if you treat him a little better, he'll convince himself. One of the three great misconceptions of life is bound to appear: she likes me.
Mint-Blue Youth: Just get on top, easy-peasy??
The Lazy Saintess: Just get on top?? He won't be able to take it.
nonoka: First, put on white stockings. Then step on the male lead's phallus with them. After that, stir for about half a minute. Done??
Hua Xin fell silent and lowered her phone. Involuntarily, she imagined herself wearing white stockings and stepping on something belonging to a certain pervert, then sitting on top and bouncing up and down??...
W-What kind of joke was this?
Pink suddenly covered the girl's face. Her powerful imagination had already completed the entire scene on its own.
She was a man, an unwavering tough guy.
She was a man, an extraordinarily virile man.
She was a man, a hero strong enough to uproot mountains.
She was...
Uh...
Just as Hua Xin continued reinforcing her conviction, a strange thought emerged.
Her legs clamped together involuntarily.
It should... feel better than doing it herself, right?
??
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