Are you stabbing your waist????or castrating your thing????

"Ah Mao, why didn't you put him on the grass next to you just now?"

As soon as he entered the room, Xia Yan heard a female voice from a game character, not too loud.

He hung his suit jacket on a hanger and then saw Mu Feng sitting in front of the computer, looking somewhat silent, lost in thought.

"What's wrong? Stuck on the story?"

Xia Yan walked over to Mu Feng, his upper body bare, and asked curiously.

His perfect muscles, abs, and waistline, streamlined like a cheetah's, were exposed to the air. They were enough to make any woman who saw them unable to resist the urge to pounce into Xia Yan's arms and rub against him greedily.

Even Xiang Guan, a t1-level white-socked sports student, couldn't compare to him in terms of physique.

Mu Feng let out a soft sigh, his eyes unfocused as he pressed Win+Tab to close the game he had loved for a long time. "Brother Yan..."

"I don't know what the meaning of traveling is anymore... My life has no meaning!!"

"My... My King's Power, ahhhhhhh!!!!"

"Huh?"

Xia Yan patted Mu Feng, who was hugging his head and crying, and said helplessly, "Speak human."

Although he didn't play, he knew a bit about these memes. But...

Xia Yan, who was seen as a popular person by everyone, didn't play these platforms.

"He just wants to be a camera... director... guide... juice. Don't mind him, Brother Yan. Genshin Impact players always have their emotions follow the plot like this."

"You! How dare you slander me out of thin air!"

Mu Feng looked at him, his face flushed red, his eyes bloodshot.

"How was the Student Council interview?"

Xiang Guan poked his head out from the bed, ignoring Mu Feng without the slightest hesitation.

"I was just about to tell you guys about that."

"Are you free next week to help me out at the Student Council?"

"It's about the welcome party activities."

"What are the benefits? (Suspicious)" x2

Mu Feng suddenly returned to normal, then looked at Xia Yan with fear, along with Xiang Guan.

They had had enough of the dirty and tiring work of moving tables, chairs, and books during this period. There were only twelve boys in their class, so it naturally fell to them to do it.

Now they had to be laborers again...

"Comprehensive Evaluation and credits maxed out. If it's not enough, come find me to supplement it."

"Lolis, mature sisters, black long straight hair, if you don't have them, come find me to supplement."

Xia Yan picked up a chair and sat next to Mu Feng, saying righteously.

"Deal. (Excited)" x2

But then Xiang Guan hesitated for a moment and added, "If there's something going on with the Sports Department, we might have to go there. After all, the welcome party is over, and the Sports Meet will be soon."

"You brought Mu Feng too?"

"That's right. I was afraid he'd become too physically degenerate from playing games, so I brought him along to the Sports Department to exercise."

Surprisingly, Mu Feng didn't retort. Instead, he silently clicked the mouse on the mousepad printed with various female characters, looking self-absorbed.

Ming Dynasty, downloading (heartache).

"That's good." Xia Yan nodded, then looked at Xiang Guan, who had gotten out of bed, and the self-absorbed Mu Feng. He pondered for a moment and decided to tell them about Hua Xin.

This welcome party was a great opportunity to spark Hua Xin's curiosity about socializing.

"Besides that, I have one more thing I want to ask of you."

"I'll treat you to a meal afterward."

"Where's the food? (Triggered keyword)" x2

As soon as they heard about a meal, the two of them instantly looked at Xia Yan with shining eyes.

"Come here, kids, let me tell you the long story short."

Xia Yan mysteriously pulled the two of them closer.

For good brothers living in the same dorm, there's nothing that can't be solved with a meal.

If there is, Then double it and add an egg.

"Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu."

Hua Xin silently shed tears, stuffing her mouth with Kang Shuaifu's Hot and Sour Beef noodles, blowing her nose with a tissue. She continued to look at the man and woman on the computer screen with teary eyes.

The dual stimulation of food (delicious) and emotion (anger) caused the young girl to sob softly.

"Why can't Hyun Woo and Hae In be more honest with each other..."

"Isn't it just a matter of saying 'I love you' and rolling around in bed!?"

Then, she became indignant, with soup still on the corner of her mouth, and she clenched her little fist at the screen adorably.

"Damn it, I'm sick of Yoon Eun Sung's crazy antics every day. If I could just punch him, I wonder if he'd still act so wild."

As the episode of the Korean drama the girl was watching came to an end, she reluctantly got up to clear the dishes.

A thin stream of water washed over her fair hands and the greasy bowls.

Her long hair, being a nuisance, kept blocking her vision.

In fact, after hearing what "the internet's best good son" said, she felt more than just a sense of loss.

More than that, she began to doubt Xia Yan's motives for wanting to be her "friend."

Her hands, busy washing the bowls, stopped.

Hua Xin couldn't help but ponder.

Why would someone like him, who clearly had no shortage of friends, or even female companions, and was such a popular person, specifically want to get close to her and be friends with her?

Come to think of it, it was Xia Yan himself who picked her up on his motorcycle to go to school in the first place.

At that time, their only communication had been about taking leave.

And he had taken the initiative in everything, speaking very little throughout...

The girl slowly raised her head. Her reflection in the mirror showed her exquisite and beautiful face, her beautiful eyes calm as if lost in thought, her demeanor as aloof and striking as a high-class young lady from a respectable family.

"I'm so pretty..."

"Hehehehe..."

Unfortunately, she couldn't maintain her composure for long. Looking at herself, Hua Xin couldn't resist wanting to lick the mirror.

First, she ruled out the possibility of being discovered as a girl.

If she were discovered, Xia Yan definitely wouldn't be able to resist, even if he were a gentleman; he would definitely find out even the slightest detail about her (she was confident).

Thus, the problem lost its clue.

Since her identity wasn't exposed and their relationship wasn't intimate, what was Xia Yan's motive!!?

It couldn't be that he purely wanted to be a good person, right?

Hua Xin vigorously scrubbed the bowls with baking soda, then rinsed them with a small stream of water, and finally placed them back in the dish rack.

She couldn't figure it out.

And why was she making such a fuss over Xia Yan?

Hua Xin couldn't help but fall silent.

Was she really won over by a single ice cream? Was it worth crying and making a scene over this hateful popular person! A grown man crying all day, what kind of conduct is that??

As she moved, her slime, unrestrained except for the band-aids covering her nipples, surged up and down.

Ugh...

Though her body was that of a cute girl, her heart remained that of a man.

He's just a guy, whatever he wants to do, he can do. Why should she care so much? It would be better to watch more dramas and care for her 2D wives.

Hua Xin thought this with a touch of tsundere pride, then returned to her room.

"Huh? Who added me to the vx group."

The girl looked at her phone, displaying "Loving Family (4)," with a confused expression.

Immediately after, a familiar name appeared before her eyes.

I love playing QQ Speed: "Welcome, welcome~"

Hua Xin silently clicked on his profile, and her beautiful eyes remained as calm as ever.

Haha... What a coincidence.

Who could this be (smiling face).

The girl calmly put down her phone and then muttered to herself, "Should I stab your kidney?? Or stab your heart?? Or... cut off your...?"