"Reporting, Commander: Xia Yan is in the bathroom, and he's x-secretly."
Mu Feng sat stealthily in his chair, mysteriously sending a message to his superior. He reached up and wiped the sticky sweat from his face, looking rather furtive.
"?"
The so-called "commander" had a huge "AFK Grinder" avatar and replied almost instantly with a question mark.
"Wait!"
"Commander, Commander, I have a new discovery!??"
Thinking his superior was dissatisfied with his report, Mu Feng hurriedly typed: "When I just got back, I heard him shouting 'wife' in the bathroom, and it was incredibly mushy."
"One hundred percent confirmed to be Lin Qingyu."
"When I secretly checked Lin Qingyu's Moments, she had just posted this afternoon: 'Today was very fulfilling and happy,' along with a picture of a pair of high heels??"
"Confirmed to be the same pair she wore onstage today (I checked seven times)??"
"Based on all the evidence, I conclude that their relationship has reached the point where they could start a round."
When Mu Feng saw that the other party still hadn't replied, his heart suddenly turned ice-cold.
Wasn't he only supposed to report Xia Yan's every move in the dormitory?! He had already made a huge sacrifice against his conscience. He absolutely couldn't betray his good brother any further!??
(Continue being a mole without violating his principles??.)
??!
"I'm telling you, damn it, Mu Feng, you're on your phone every day. The reason no upperclasswoman ever asks for your WeChat is that you look like such a skinny dog."
Xiang Guan reached out and gave Mu Feng's shoulder a hard slap, then watched as he hastily covered his phone...
A blatant attempt to hide it, a blatant attempt to hide it indeed.
He raised an eyebrow, but on the face of a tough-looking athlete with a crew cut, it seemed especially comical. With an ambiguous expression, he asked, "You little punk..."
"Don't tell me you're dating..."
Mu Feng: "I'm looking at picacg."
"Please show me some respect."
He said it with an utterly calm expression, as though he had already cast life and death aside, pronouncing that string of mysterious English letters with absolute composure.
"I'm sorry."
Xiang Guan withdrew his comical smile and ambiguous gaze, then silently sat back down in his own seat.
The two sat facing the same direction, but the bunk ladder between them blocked their figures from one another.
Xiang Guan picked up a brand-new book from the desk and placed it in front of him to read. He was the first to break their silence, asking in a deliberately casual tone:
"Netorare or pure love?"
"Pure love."
"Send me a copy."
"Sure."
"Oh, right, Xiang..."
"Hmm?"
"You're holding your advanced mathematics book upside down."
(Chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew.)
Delicious!??
The girl wasn't wolfing down her food as she usually did. Instead, she savored the meat, relishing the fresh, delicious flavor bursting across her palate!
This was meat, after all????!!
She let out a satisfied, adorable cry like a snow leopard (?>?
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