Net dating?????No! Net scam!????

Phew.

At least I don't have to wash the sheets.

The girl breathed a sigh of relief.

After another day zero, Hua Xin wiped her hands with disgust, tossed a wonton in a perfect arc into the trash can in mid-air, and then sprawled on the bed like a starfish.

The brief moment of clarity after masturbation allowed her to calm down.

Her wrists felt sore.

Her mind completely blank, the girl stared blankly at the ceiling.

Because it was too hot, she opened the window for the first time in a long time. The breeze at dawn was cool.

"We're going home."

The breeze brushed against her skin as it passed through the window, and Xia Yan's words from earlier by the motorcycle involuntarily appeared in her mind.

On the way back, Hua Xin's mind had been in a daze, unable to comprehend why things hadn't gone according to script.

What the heck...

What did this even mean?

Wasn't Lin Qingyu supposed to be working with him? Didn't their appearance together tonight mean they were closing in according to plan?

Or was it...

Hua Xin's eyes narrowed, and she suddenly turned and punched the innocent two-character game pillow several times (Ora ora ora ora...), as if mistaking her cute wife for Xia Yan.

Heh, I get it now!!

The girl sat up, her eyes shining with intelligence.

They were deliberately putting on a show for me, right?

Shanghai is so big, how could Xia Yan have coincidentally brought her to the Bund? And how could he have coincidentally run into Lin Qingyu jogging?

What late-night snack...

They were probably whispering about how now wasn't the right time, weren't they???

These two lovebirds just wanted to lull her into a false sense of security, then use that opportunity to think they could get closer to me, using the excuse of "cheering him on at the welcome party" to get her to a crowded place.

And then, at the very end, they'd cruelly reveal the truth and mock her??...

The girl snorted coldly.

The same trick couldn't be used on Hua Xin twice.

Just wait until she turned the tables!

"Hiss..."

As she moved abruptly, a slight pain in her ankle made the girl suddenly remember something.

O-jin... Oh, Jin!!

Right! Explode Gold Coins!!!??

Hua Xin suddenly remembered this very important matter and picked up her phone with some anticipation.

The coldness in her heart dissipated, replaced by the feeling of a little devil about to succeed in doing something bad. Her small face was filled with joy.

Hehehe... Old guy who's been with me for five years... Sorry, I'll still put you in the shoebox. I won't let you endure the elements outside??.

It's time for your glorious retirement.

The girl's lips curved upwards unconsciously.

But just as she was about to send it, she suddenly deleted the message in the chat box. (Send money, send money, send money, send money.)

Wouldn't that be too direct???

If she scrolled up through the chat history, it seemed that besides asking him to explode gold coins and calling him a pervert, she had only sent him leg photos three times...

Eh!?????? Let me open Little Red Book to learn!

This was clearly not knowledge that could be learned on Tieba.

Hua Xin lay on the bed, resting her chin on the pillow, and searched for "How to get your online dating partner to spend money on you," diligently learning the advanced knowledge from her sisters.

"1 There are no stingy men, only honest men who are afraid of being fleeced..."

"4 Sisters who care about money need to understand exchange. Love isn't one-sided giving, but a two-way communication. If he treats you to a meal, you can also treat him to coffee. If he gives you a gift, you can also prepare a thoughtful gesture for him..."

Hua Xin murmured the last sentence softly, a thoughtful look in her eyes: "Turning money into a transmission of love is beneficial for your relationship, rather than making the guy spend money and still get upset..."

No??...

When did the sisters' way of thinking become so normal?

Is this still Little Red Book? Did I go to the wrong place?

Uh...

But the meaning is quite correct.

If you want Lao Shui to continuously deplete the water to catch fish and explode gold coins, you still have to give him some motivation... Otherwise, where would he get the strength to move bricks and earn money?

Anyway, they are all online, and there's no possibility of them ever meeting in this lifetime, and they will definitely never meet in person! ??

For the sake of new shoes... it's not impossible to sell your soul occasionally (guilty conscience).

Sigh...

Hua Xin let out a soft sigh.

It's just an online scam, just an online scam, it's okay, this is all for a better tomorrow...

She pressed the voice message button, her face slightly flushed with shame, and said: ??|???|??|||5″ (Baby... I want to buy something...) Then she immediately buried her face in the blanket and screamed softly.

(It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over????...)

(My soul is not clean anymore??... Come, pour the wine, drink this cup, and sing loudly, good friends, good friends...)

(Is this enough??...)

Should I...

After the chaos subsided, Hua Xin hesitated slightly, then sat on the edge of the bed, her hands trembling slightly as she aimed her phone screen at herself.

"Click."

"Buzz." Even at two in the morning, it was an instant reply.

Lao Shui: "Wife, wife, you're finally willing to act spoiled with me????"

"QQ wallet received Two Hundred Yuan????"

Xia Yan, who was lying on the bed in his shorts, turned the phone volume to maximum and listened to the voice message word by word. The first two words, "Baby," had a soft and sweet tone, which was adorable. The subsequent words were spoken clearly with slight pauses, and the shyness and nervousness were self-evident. He deduced that this was clearly the first time she had called someone such an intimate name...

If he were to run hard and exercise while simultaneously grabbing one of "that flower's" wrists with one hand and pinning it above the pillow, then lean down and whisper next to her ????: "Call ????????♀?, if you don't, I'll give you the 'locomotive'!", then continue running on the treadmill, then watch her expression become lost in a daze, with a look of Ah Hei Yan, and finally pour hot water into the kettle...

??!

"Slap!"

Xia Yan suddenly slapped his own thigh, trying to sober himself up. He took a deep breath, and his good brother was once again full of spirit.

His handsome face suddenly looked as ugly as if he had eaten leftover fried rice with Thirteen Spices chicken rack and chili sauce. His Adam's apple bobbed slightly as he swallowed.

What's wrong with him??

Is the after-effect of day901 this strong??

Could it be that he's sexually repressed??

"Buzz."

The girl sent another photo.

Saved it immediately, encrypted it into the hidden album, uploaded it to the cloud, and collected it on QQ.

Then he extracted the key elements: long hair ??, large breasts ??, likes to wear... Xia Yan zoomed in on the picture with both hands, and it was a bit unclear in the darkness.

Likes to wear shorts. ??

The familiar one-handed V-sign ???.

The photo, along with the word "Baby"... made Xia Yan recite the Heart Calming Mantra again.

Speaking of which, although her face wasn't shown... at least she should be better looking than Lin Qingyu, and her figure even blows hers away. That slime must be at least a D cup, right??...

He looked at the large package and chose to format the scene he had just seen, clearing it from his mind.

Speaking of Lin Qingyu...

Xia Yan frowned.

How could it be such a coincidence? If Lin Qingyu had a habit of night running, it would have been spread like wildfire on Tieba long ago...

So it must be that there's an inside mole around.

Xia Yan thoughtfully got out of bed and picked up the dumbbell.

Don't you think so...

Xiang Guan ????.