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Uh...
At least I wouldn't have to wash the bedsheets.
The girl sighed in relief.
Another day after day0, Hua Xin disdainfully wiped her hands, tossed the wontons into the air in a perfect arc that landed in the trash can, then sprawled out on the bed.
Only the brief post-hookup clarity could calm her down.
Her wrist was sore.
Her mind was completely blank as she stared vacantly at the ceiling.
Since the weather was so hot, she had opened the window for the first time in ages. The wind at two in the morning was refreshingly cool.
"We're going home."
The breeze brushed over her exposed skin through the window, and Xia Yan's words from beside the motorcycle earlier involuntarily surfaced in her mind.
All the way home, Hua Xin's mind had been hazy. She still hadn't figured out why the sequence of events had failed to follow the script.
What the heck...
What did this even mean?
Wasn't Lin Qingyu on his side? Hadn't their appearance together that night meant they were following the plan and closing the net???
Or could it be...
Hua Xin's eyes narrowed. She suddenly turned around and viciously punched the innocent two-dimensional game pillow several times (Ora ora ora ora????????...), as if the cute wife were Xia Yan.
Heh heh, I get it now!!
The girl sat up, her eyes glittering with the light of wisdom.
So you deliberately put on an act for me, huh?
Shanghai was so big. How could Xia Yan have coincidentally brought her to the Bund, and how could he have coincidentally run into Lin Qingyu out jogging?
Late-night snacks, my foot...
They must have been quietly discussing that it wasn't time yet, right???
That pair, Jian Fu Yin Fu, was just trying to numb her vigilance. Then they planned to use this opportunity to make her think she could take her relationship with him a step further, using the excuse of "coming to cheer him on at the orientation party" to lure her somewhere crowded.
And finally, they would cruelly reveal the truth and laugh at her??...
The girl snorted coldly.
The same trick couldn't be used on Hua Xin twice.
Just wait until she turned the whole situation around!
"Hiss..."
The sudden movement caused a slight pain in her ankle, instantly reminding the girl of something.
Gold... Oh, gold!!
That's right! Explode Gold Coins!!!??
Hua Xin suddenly remembered this extremely important matter and eagerly picked up her phone.
The coldness in her heart faded, replaced by the mischievous little-demon feeling of being about to get away with something bad. Her little face brimmed with delight.
Heh heh heh... old-timer, you've been with me for five years... Sorry, but I'll still put you in a shoebox. I won't make you endure sleeping rough outside??.
It was time for you to retire with honor.
The corners of the girl's lips unconsciously curved upward.
But just as she was about to send the message, she suddenly deleted what she had typed in the chat box. (Send money send money send money send money.)
Wasn't this too direct???
If she scrolled up through the chat history, it seemed that apart from Explode Gold Coins and calling him a pervert, she had only sent him leg pictures three times...
Huh!?????? Time to open Little Red Book and study!
This clearly wasn't the kind of knowledge she could learn from Tieba.
Hua Xin lay on her stomach with her chin resting on the pillow, searching for "how to get your online relationship partner to spend money on you" and concentrating on studying the advanced knowledge shared by the girls.
"1. There are no men who won't spend a cent, only honest men who've been fleeced until they're scared..."
"4. Sisters who care about money need to understand the importance of exchange. Love isn't one-sided giving; it's a two-way interaction. If he treats you to a meal, you can buy him coffee. If he gives you a gift, you can prepare a thoughtful gift for him..."
Hua Xin softly murmured the final sentence, a thoughtful look appearing in her eyes. "Turn money into a transmission of love. That benefits your relationship, instead of making the guy spend money and still feel aggrieved..."
What the heck??...
When had the girls' ideological level become so normal?
Was this really Little Red Book? Had she come to the wrong place?
Uh...
But the idea itself was pretty sound.
If she wanted to sustainably drain Lao Shui's resources and Explode Gold Coins, she had to give him some motivation too... Otherwise, where would he get the strength to work and earn money?
They were only online anyway. There was no chance they would ever meet in this lifetime, and they absolutely would never meet in person!??
For the sake of new shoes... selling her soul once in a while wasn't completely unacceptable (guiltily).
Sigh...
Hua Xin gently sighed.
It was just an online scam, just an online scam. It was fine. Everything was for a better tomorrow...
She held down the voice-message button, her face flushed as she said shyly: "??|???|??|||5″ (Baby... I want to buy something...) Then she immediately buried her face in the blanket and screamed softly.
(It was over, it was over, it was over, it was over????...)
(My soul is impure now??... Come, fill the glasses and drain this cup while loudly singing "Good Friends, Good Friends...")
(Is this enough??...)
Should she...
After the chaos passed, Hua Xin hesitated slightly. Then she sat on the edge of the bed, her hand trembling as she aimed her phone's camera at herself.
"Click."
"Buzz buzz." Even though it was two in the morning, he replied instantly.
Lao Shui: "Wifey, wifey, you finally agreed to act coquettishly with me????"
"QQ Wallet received 200 yuan????"
Xia Yan was lying on his bed in nothing but shorts, his phone's volume turned all the way up as he listened to the voice message word by word. The opening "baby" was delivered in a soft, sweet, adorable voice. The words that followed were clearly enunciated, with slight pauses between them. The shyness and nervousness were obvious, making it clear that this was probably the first time she had addressed someone so intimately...
If only he were running hard while exercising, using one hand to seize a certain Hua's wrist and pin it beside the pillow, then leaning down and whispering beside her ???? while saying, "Call me ????????????♀?. If you don't, I'll train you like a locomotive!" Then he could continue running on the treadmill and watch her expression become utterly dazed, her face turning into an ahhei-yan expression, before finally pouring hot water into the thermos...
??!
"Smack!"
Xia Yan suddenly slapped his own thigh, trying to wake himself up. He slowly took a deep breath. His good brother was energetic once again.
His handsome face suddenly became as ugly as if he'd eaten Thirteen Spices chicken racks, chili sauce, and stir-fried leftover rice. His Adam's apple bobbed slightly as he swallowed.
What was wrong with him???
Was day901's aftereffect really this strong??
Could it be that he was... sexually repressed???
"Buzz buzz."
The girl sent another picture.
He saved it immediately, encrypted it into a hidden album, uploaded it to the cloud, and bookmarked it in QQ.
Then he extracted the key details: long hair??, large breasts??, liked wearing... Xia Yan enlarged the picture with both hands, though it was somewhat hard to see clearly in the night.
Liked wearing shorts.??
The familiar one-handed V sign???.
The picture, combined with that "baby," made Xia Yan recite the Heart-Clearing Scripture once again.
Speaking of which, although her face wasn't visible... she was at least probably prettier than Lin Qingyu. Her figure even completely outclassed hers; that slime had to be at least a D cup, right??...
He glanced at the bulge in his shorts and chose to format the scene from just now, deleting it from his mind.
Speaking of Lin Qingyu...
Xia Yan's brows furrowed tightly.
How could there be such a coincidence? If Lin Qingyu had a habit of jogging at night, it should have already spread all over Tieba...
Then there must be an insider among the people around him.
Xia Yan thoughtfully got out of bed and picked up a dumbbell.
You agree, right...
Xiang Guan??????.
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