Don't Let Me Find Your Hidden Small Umbrella

(Smells so good, so firm??...)

A mouthful of soup dumplings.

(So sweet, so smooth??...)

Took a big gulp of soy milk.

Hua Xin sat on the floor of the balcony, her back to the door, fiercely devouring her "last meal." A pale, milky liquid remained at the corner of the girl's mouth, as if... as if she had just stolen and eaten a lollipop that sprayed milk.

"Where's Xiang Guan?" Xia Yan asked, taking a sip of water, a hint of confusion in his voice.

"Went to be a simp," Mu Feng said, lying on the bed playing with his phone, feigning calmness. But in reality, his eyes kept darting towards the girl.

What in the world is going on? Why is the superior officer even here in the dorm?

Could it be??...

Mu Feng's heart suddenly skipped a beat.

Did they find out he was slacking off??

He imagined a scene where everyone was discussing how he, in the middle of the night during class, had been doing manual labor and then thrown the paper under his roommate's bed to cover up the facts...

Mu Feng immediately wanted to show his loyalty to the superior officer. He stood up and asked with slight nervousness:

"Brother Yan, where are you going later?"

Xia Yan hesitated slightly after hearing this. He did indeed need to go to the Student Council to pick up the clothes he needed to wear today, but why would Mu Feng ask like this? Could it be??...

Could there be two spies in this dorm?

He said thoughtfully, "I'm going to the Student Council to get the clothes and some props I need for today."

"What's up?"

"Nothing, I'm used to guarding an empty house."

Xia Yan immediately dismissed his suspicion.

Lin Qingyu could use Xiao Ling to turn Xiang Guan, but she couldn't tempt Mu Feng with reality.

Because that's how 2D works.

Thinking of this, Xia Yan felt a sense of relief.

As expected, 2D people are not easily fooled.

"Brother Hua is in your care. Whatever she does, let her do it. She won't disturb your sleep."

"Remember to give Xiang Guan a reminder when he gets back."

"Oh, jbk."

"Leave it to me."

Mu Feng reached out and waved at Xia Yan from his upper bunk.

The sound of the door closing, "kacha," returned the dorm to silence.

Leader...

Did you see my efforts??... As someone hidden next to someone with a combat power of eighty-seven million... Uh, what is this number? Never mind.

He sat up, feeling a little emotional, and looked towards the balcony.

But due to the distance, he could only see colorful bras hanging there.

Among them were some 2D beautiful girls on both sides, placing their hands in the middle as if holding something, or two beautiful girls sticking out their tongues together, licking something in the middle, or one printed with an erect wolf head, or a pinkish-purple...

Never mind.

The Leader doesn't know whose these are. If asked, just say they're Brother Yan's??.

"I'm full."

Hua Xin patted her small belly contentedly, looking at the empty paper bowls and soy milk bottles, her mood was excellent.

Got a free meal again.

No regrets in death...

Thinking this, the girl put on her mask and tiptoed towards the transparent glass on the side door, looking inside the room.

Did they leave?

Or are they planning something with Lin Qingyu for tonight...

She picked up her schoolbag, somewhat curiously, stood up, and opened the door.

"Private First Class Mu Feng of the 2024 cohort reporting for duty!"

"Loyalty! Faithfulness!?"

Mu Feng jumped down from the ladder and then stood solemnly in front of Hua Xin, giving a salute.

Hua Xin: "..."

"Good, good job."

"Where did Xia Yan go?"

She took two steps back, a little scared, her hand ready to reach for the thermos on the windowsill. Seeing Mu Feng's somewhat obsessed appearance, she became even more vigilant.

"Reporting, Leader! Xia Yan went to the Student Council to get the clothes and some props for today's performance, over!"

"En! Good work!"

The girl swallowed.

If she didn't have leverage over Mu Feng, she would never have approached him.

He was simply... too scary.

Since Xia Yan was out now, it meant he wouldn't be back anytime soon? If it was just her and Mu Feng in this dorm...

A bold plan formed in the girl's mind.

"Xia, Xia Yan won't be back anytime soon, right?"

"Yes!"

"Which one is his bed?"

Mu Feng pointed to the bed by the door on the left, his expression unusually serious.

(You're being careless, aren't you... Brother Yan...)

(Who knew your roommate had already become my spy? Heh heh heh.)

(Since this is your headquarters... I want to see what you've hidden.)

(When I edit it into a PDF and spread it all over the internet...)

"Ah, that sunny, handsome junior Xia Yan was all an act. In reality, he's a dark, damp, greasy scumbag shrimp head man, and he's already been involved with many girls..."

I won.

I've definitely won.

Hua Xin calmly walked to the desk under Xia Yan's bed and slowly sat down.

Sigh...

Victory came too suddenly, and the girl didn't know where to start (excitedly).

Mu Feng stood dutifully not far away, unmoving, like a statue, watching Hua Xin open her good brother Xia Yan's drawer cabinet.

Between his brother's privacy and her own leverage, he remained silent.

But honestly, he already had an idea whether Xia Yan was two-faced or not.

Xia Yan, who was able to get the entire class to bond and become this friendly and harmonious, with no conflicts occurring in so many days since school started.

How could he be two-faced...

"Clack."

A square blue packet with serrations for easy tearing suddenly fell to the floor as the drawer was opened.

Silence...

Silence...

Mu Feng's eyes immediately bloodshot, his veins about to burst, staring intently at the suspicious packaging that had fallen to the ground...

Impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

How could Brother Yan, with his single, popular, sunny, gentle, and considerate persona, be using monthly disposables and get rid of his virginity before them...

"Wet wipes?"

Hua Xin picked it up curiously and placed it on the table.

"Phew..." Mu Feng breathed a sigh of relief, thankfully.

"Nail clippers, band-aids, scissors, tape, pens, unopened playing cards, San Guo Sha..."

Next layer! Hua Xin thought, unwilling to give up.

Things that can't be seen in daylight must be hidden very deeply!

After a cursory look at the two lower drawers, there was still nothing suspicious.

"Strange..."

Hua Xin, her face turning a little red, pushed the drawer back, her eyes gradually becoming anxious.

It's okay, there's still the suitcase and the cabinet!

She didn't believe that hypocritical man Xia Yan wouldn't have any dirt on him! At least she had to find a small umbrella!

The cabinet door only contained some simple clothes and... a can of condoms?

Hua Xin looked silently at the suitcase.

Mu Feng said at just the right moment, "Leader, Xia Yan set a password, and I don't know it. Report complete."

The young girl clenched her small fists, her beautiful eyes hidden beneath her hair filled with embarrassment and anger.

Suddenly, a set of keys on the table caught her attention.

"This is... from that night..."

Hua Xin picked up Xia Yan's car keys with some confusion. The familiar feeling that flashed by that night reappeared.

On it was a scratched, slightly worn acrylic wolf head keychain.

She frowned, momentarily forgetting what she was looking for.

Her fingers idly fiddled with the keychain.

Hua Xin felt as if something was stirring in the depths of her memory.

But she just couldn't recall it no matter how hard she tried.