(So fragrant, so firm??...)
Swallow a xiaolongbao in one bite.
(So sweet, so smooth??...)
Take a hearty sip of soy milk.
Hua Xin sat on the balcony floor with her back to the door, vigorously devouring her "last meal." Faint white, cloudy liquid lingered at the corner of the girl's mouth, as though... as though she had just secretly eaten a lollipop that sprayed milk.
"Where's Xiang Guan?" Xia Yan asked in confusion after taking a sip of water.
"He went to be a simp." Mu Feng lay on the bed playing with his phone, speaking with forced calm. In reality, though, his eyes kept drifting toward the girl.
What the hell was going on? Why had the higher-up come to the dorm?
Could it be that...?
Mu Feng's heart suddenly skipped a beat.
Could his slacking off have been discovered??
He imagined everyone discussing in class how he had been doing manual work in the middle of the night, then throwing the paper under his roommate's bed to cover it up...
Mu Feng immediately wanted to show his absolute dedication in front of the higher-up. He stood up and asked nervously:
"Brother Yan, where are you going later?"
Xia Yan hesitated slightly. He really did have to go to the Student Council later to bring back the clothes they needed to wear today, but why was Mu Feng asking that?
Could it be...?
Could this dormitory really have two spies?
He said thoughtfully, "I'm going to the Student Council to get the clothes we need for today's performance and some props."
"What is it?"
"Nothing. I've already gotten used to sleeping alone in an empty room."
Xia Yan immediately dismissed his suspicions.
Lin Qingyu could use Xiao Ling to win over Xiang Guan, but she couldn't use reality to tempt Mu Feng.
Because that's just how the 2D world was.
At that thought, Xia Yan felt a little comforted.
As expected, it was hard to fool a 2D person.
"Brother Hua is in your hands. Just let her do whatever she wants; she won't disturb your sleep."
"Remember to remind Xiang Guan when he comes back."
"Oh, JBK."
"Leave it to me."
Mu Feng waved at Xia Yan from the top bunk.
The sound of the door closing rang out, and the dormitory returned to silence.
Boss...
Did you see my efforts??... As someone hiding beside a combat power of eighty-seven million... Uh, what kind of number was that? Forget it.
He sat up, somewhat moved, and looked toward the balcony.
But because it was too far away, he could only see colorful underwear hanging out to dry.
Among them were images of 2D beauties placing their hands together in the center from both sides, as if gripping something; or two beauties sticking out their tongues and licking something in the middle together; there was even one printed with an erect wolf's head, and another that was pink and purple...
It was fine.
The boss didn't know whose those belonged to. If asked, he would just say they were Brother Yan's??.
"I'm full."
Hua Xin rubbed her little belly in satisfaction as she looked at the empty paper bowl and soy milk bottle, feeling quite pleased.
Another free meal.
I could die without regrets...
At that thought, the girl put on her mask and tiptoed to the transparent glass in the nearby door, peering into the room.
Had he left?
Or was he planning to go with Lin Qingyu tonight...?
Puzzled, she picked up her schoolbag, stood up, and opened the door.
"Private First Class Mu Feng, Class of 2024, reporting to you!"
"Loyalty!??"
Mu Feng jumped down from the ladder, then stood extremely solemnly in front of Hua Xin and saluted.
Hua Xin: ...
"Y-you did well."
"What did Xia Yan go to do?"
She fearfully backed away two steps, her hand ready to reach for the thermos on the windowsill at any moment. Seeing Mu Feng's somewhat deranged appearance, she grew even more vigilant.
"Reporting to the boss! Xia Yan went to the Student Council to get the clothes and some props for today's performance. Reporting complete!"
"Mm! A favor??!"
The girl swallowed.
If she hadn't held something over Mu Feng, she would never have approached him no matter what.
He was simply... too frightening.
Since Xia Yan had gone out, that meant he wouldn't be back for a while, right? If only she and Mu Feng were in the dormitory...
A bold plan rose in the girl's heart.
"X-Xia Yan won't be back for a while, right?"
"Yes!"
"Which one is his bed?"
Mu Feng pointed to the bed on the left beside the door, his expression unusually serious.
(You let your guard down, didn't you... Brother Yan??...)
(You never expected your roommate to have become my spy long ago, did you? Hehehe.)
(Since this is your base... then I want to see exactly what you've hidden here.)
(Once I edit it into a PDF and spread it across the whole internet??...)
"Ah, so that sunny and handsome junior Xia Yan was all an act. In reality, he was a gloomy, greasy, scummy shrimp-head man who had already gotten involved with many girls behind everyone's backs..."
I won.
It was a guaranteed victory.
Hua Xin calmly walked to the desk beneath Xia Yan's bed and slowly sat down.
Sigh...
Victory had come too suddenly. For a moment, the girl didn't know where to begin (excited).
Mu Feng stood dutifully at a distance without moving at all, watching like a statue as Hua Xin opened the drawer of his good buddy Xia Yan.
Faced with his brother's privacy and his own weakness, he fell silent.
But honestly, he had long since known whether Xia Yan was the kind of person who was different on the inside than he was on the outside.
Xia Yan was the person who had managed to get the entire class to mingle together, turning it into the friendly and harmonious scene it was now, with no conflicts having occurred after so many days since the start of term.
How could he possibly be the kind of person who was different on the inside...
"Clack."
A square blue packet with serrated edges for easy tearing suddenly fell to the floor when the drawer was opened.
Silence??.
Silence??.
Mu Feng's eyes instantly filled with blood, his veins seeming ready to burst as he stared fixedly at the suspicious package on the floor...
Impossible!??
Absolutely impossible!
How could Brother Yan, with his sunny, gentle, universally accommodating, popular-guy persona, already be using monthly contraceptives and get rid of his virginity before them...
"Wet wipes?"
Hua Xin picked them up in confusion and placed them on the desk.
"Phew..." Mu Feng let out a sigh of relief. Thank goodness.
"Nail clippers, bandages, scissors, tape, pens, an unopened deck of cards, Sanguosha..."
The next layer! Hua Xin thought, unwilling to lose.
Anything shameful would definitely be hidden deeper!????
She roughly checked the two layers below, but there was still nothing suspicious.
"Strange..."
Hua Xin, her face flushed with Red Temperature, pushed the drawer shut. Anxiety gradually appeared in her eyes.
It was fine. There were still the suitcase and the cabinet!
She refused to believe that this hypocritical man, Xia Yan, had no weakness at all! At the very least, she had to find a little umbrella!??
There were only some ordinary clothes in the cabinet and... a can of protein powder**?
Hua Xin silently turned to look at the suitcase.
Mu Feng said at exactly the right moment, "Boss, Xia Yan set a password. I don't know it. Reporting complete."
The girl clenched her little fists, her beautiful eyes hidden beneath her hair filled with embarrassed fury.
Suddenly, the string of keys on the desk caught her attention.
"This is... from that night..."
Hua Xin took Xia Yan's car keys in confusion. That familiar feeling that had flashed by that night appeared once again.
There was clearly a somewhat worn, heavily scratched little acrylic wolf keychain attached to them.
She frowned, forgetting to search for those things for the moment.
Her fingers unconsciously ran back and forth over the keychain.
Hua Xin felt as though something existed deep within the memories of her mind.
But no matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't remember.
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