I'm Not Happy Anymore, Give That Back to Me!
Chapter 7

Auntie's cappuccino is red????????

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"Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!!!!!"

Accompanying a series of chirps as clear and melodious as a lark's, Hua Xin's lips and face were incredibly pale. Trembling, they extended a finger, looking at the scene before them with the shock of Gus seeing Griffith.

The thin blanket, just lifted and printed with little bears, was already stained with scrambled tomatoes with tomatoes, a large patch seeping from the girl's four-cornered underwear.

The once gray, erect wolf head was now dyed red.

The white bedsheet was also stained with little dots of crimson from the cappuccino spilled by Hua Xin's aunt, who had visited that day.

"I'm going to die, I'm definitely going to die. My life is over. This is blood..."

"Haha (crying) I must have had some terminal illness to become a girl..."

"If only I hadn't eaten the four dishes and one soup and chicken bone fried rice yesterday. Am I dying of food poisoning?..."

"Boss, I'm coming to see your fadeaway jumper..."

Hua Xin burst into tears, tears streaming uncontrollably down their delicate, fair face. The pitiful, choked sobs were enough to stir feelings of affection in any male human.

Helplessly facing their lower half, which had inexplicably turned into an ocean of tomatoes, the girl, still groggy from just waking up and with morning grumpiness, saw Jesus through her tears and a blinding halo of light.

"Oh my god, can I go to heaven (sobbing)..."

Hua Xin wiped away their tears, only to discover it was just the light from their computer screen, which they hadn't turned off. A wallpaper of an 18x anime beautiful girl was set on the small red car, and their feet were dangling and swaying.

"It wasn't me cooking?"

The girl suddenly reacted and stopped crying.

Wait...

Huh?

Girl?

Hua Xin, who was already exceptionally knowledgeable about the physiological structure of girls, had also delved deeply into it after becoming a girl. After reacting from their morning grumpiness and grogginess, it wasn't difficult to guess what had happened.

Oh, so the red Hachimi arrived...

(Hachimi is honey.)

Hua Xin wiped the tears from their face, reacting belatedly. A look of sudden realization appeared on their face, and their eyes were no longer filled with the despair of facing a terminal illness.

"What should I do... What should I do..."

The girl somewhat helplessly picked up the nearby strategic supplies, tore off large strips, and padded them on the bedsheet, then gently wiped.

But the bloodstains couldn't be wiped away by toilet paper at all, let alone the fact that their gray underwear, already half-dyed red, was still wet.

Calm down!

Hua Xin took a few deep breaths, then picked up the Coca-Cola beside them and took a gulp.

The carbonated stimulation made them calm down a bit.

"Should I... should I take a bath?" Hua Xin, enduring the downward sensation in their lower abdomen and the soreness in their waist and legs, slowly got out of bed.

While watching videos, they had seen methods on how girls should deal with this, but unfortunately, their attention was entirely on the comments and bullet messages like "Girls, go out quickly, you're making me shy." They were so amused they couldn't stop laughing. They only remembered that the video's specific content suggested cleaning up the scrambled tomatoes with tomatoes first...

Now, hot water...

Hua Xin, who finally reached the bathroom, saw that the light on the water heater was not on, but the pain was getting worse.

To save electricity for their computer, phone, and tablet, the girl's water heater wasn't always on. Instead, when they wanted to take a bath, they would turn on the power for ten minutes in advance to warm the water. When washing their hair, they would boil a kettle of hot water and wash their hair in a basin.

Saving a little each day.

In a year, they could save enough to build a nuclear power plant.

"It's just cleaning, it'll be fine... As a tough guy, I have to be strong. (Cute girl in tears)"

Steeling themselves, Hua Xin directly took off their short-sleeved shirt and, trembling slightly, stood under the showerhead and turned on the water valve.

"Hiss, it's so cold ahhhhhh!"

Although it was summer, the icy water hitting Hua Xin's soft, white, smooth, snow-like, charmingly carved body, which was still warm from just waking up, immediately triggered the body's natural stress response, alerting the brain.

Forcing themselves to endure the bone-chilling water and the pain in their lower abdomen, Hua Xin simply washed up with the men's thirteen-in-one body wash they had bought.

As the saying goes, men's thirteen-in-one means "shampoo, conditioner, body wash, toothpaste, mouthwash, eye drops, sports drink, engine oil, tempered film... and other essential men's products fused into a technological marvel."

Just like the words "Technology changes life" written on the bottle, buying this one item could replace the cost of thirteen items Hua Xin would have bought, saving money and space. Therefore, the girl had always been a loyal user of this brand.

"It's over, it's over, it's over." The girl's teeth chattered as they haphazardly grabbed a towel, wiped themselves down, and then, with their small bare feet still damp, returned to the room.

Quickly putting on clothes and wrapping themselves in a small blanket, Hua Xin sat in front of the computer, enduring the pain, and rapidly typed on the keyboard in the search bar of the Music Software.

"Why does it hurt so much... sniffle sob..."

The girl's beautiful eyes welled up again.

"I want to live... I want to live... One hundred minus seven equals ninety-three, ninety-three minus seven equals eighty-six, eighty-six minus seven equals seventy-nine..."

Forcing themselves to stay alert, Hua Xin finally found the video.

Two minutes later.

"So this is how you do it..." Hua Xin nodded, tears of pain streaming down their face.

"First, it needs to be cleaned. Hmm... it's already clean," the girl nodded after looking below, seeing the divine beast restored to its usual pristine white.

"Then, a pad is needed. A pad?" Hua Xin frowned, then relaxed her expression. Her eyes lit up with understanding as she said, "Oh, oh, so it's a sanitary napkin, you should have just said so..."

But the next moment, Hua Xin froze.

"Where's the sanitary napkin? Where's the sanitary napkin??"

She didn't have one!

How could a shut-in like herself possibly have such a thing!!!

After a brief moment of despair, Hua Xin suddenly remembered something. She opened her phone. The annoying five-second ad was skipped with a click in the top right corner. The girl anxiously scrolled through the items she needed.

"Why are there so many brands?"

She looked at the dazzling array of samples, momentarily dazed.

Then Hua Xin saw a familiar name. Looking at the slightly expensive price next to it, she gritted her teeth.

"Sofy 230mm x5."

Bought (heartache)~~.

As she scrolled down the screen unintentionally, women's intimate apparel appeared in Hua Xin's line of sight.

Not buying (decisive).

Wearing men's clothes is fine too...

The girl hesitated for a moment, looking at her slime. It was as if she remembered something.

"Bought (heartache x2)"

Deleting the payment record that popped up on WeChat, the girl, adhering to the philosophy of "out of sight, out of mind," closed her phone with tears in her eyes.

"My money~~~~... Wuwuwu~~..."

Thump, Hua Xin pressed the spacebar with a tearful voice, then continued watching the remaining unfinished segment.

"The above are the solutions for girls. Congratulations to all the beautiful ladies in front of the screen, your reproductive functions have fully developed, and you are now women capable of nurturing new life..."

Hua Xin was instantly struck by lightning, frozen in her gaming chair.

She couldn't have heard that wrong, could she...

??????????

"Nu-nurturing?..."

"New life????"

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