"Ahhh?? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh?? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?? Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Accompanied by a clear, melodious cry like a lark's, Hua Xin's lips and face were deathly pale. She tremblingly extended a finger and stared at the scene before her in shock, like Guts seeing Griffith.
The thin blanket she had just thrown back, printed with little bears??, was already stained with tomato?? stir-fried tomatoes, and a large pool?? had seeped out from the little four-cornered wolf worn by the girl.
The originally gray and proudly raised wolf head had already been dyed red.
The pure-white bedsheets had also been stained with bright-red spots by the Cappuccino poured by the auntie who had come to visit Hua Xin today.
"I'm done for. I'm absolutely done for. My life is over. This is blood..."
"Haha (with a sobbing tone). I really did turn into a girl because I had some kind of terminal illness..."
"If I'd known, I wouldn't have eaten that four-dish-and-soup meal and chicken-bone fried rice yesterday?? Am I going to die of food poisoning??..."
"Boss, I'm coming to watch your fadeaway jump shot??...??"
Hua Xin burst into tears with a loud wail. Tears streamed uncontrollably down her delicate, fair cheeks, and her pitiful sobs were enough to make any male human feel an urge to dote on her.
Facing the lower half of her body, which had somehow become a sea of tomatoes, the helpless girl, still groggy and irritable from just waking up, seemed to see Jesus through her tears and the dazzling halo of light.
"I'm dead, six! Can I go to heaven? (sniffling)??..."
Hua Xin wiped away her tears, only to discover that it was merely the glow from her computer screen, which she had forgotten to turn off. On Little Red Car, she had set an eighteen-plus?? anime-girl wallpaper, whose jade feet were still swaying up and down.
"It wasn't me who cooked it?"
The girl suddenly realized what was going on and stopped crying.
Wait??.
Huh???
Hua Xin had always possessed an unusually thorough understanding of women's physiology. After becoming a girl, she had studied it even more deeply. Once she recovered from her morning grogginess and confusion, it was not difficult to guess what had happened.
Oh~~, so the red Hachimi had arrived...
(Hachimi meant honey.)
Hua Xin wiped the tears from her face and belatedly realized what had happened. An enlightened expression appeared on her face, and the despair in her eyes at the thought of a terminal illness vanished.
"What should I do... What should I do..."
The girl, somewhat at a loss, picked up the strategic supplies beside her, pulled out long strips one after another, and laid them over the bedsheet before gently wiping.
But the bloodstains could not be wiped away with toilet paper, especially since the gray little wolf, half of which had already been dyed red, was still wet.
Calm down!
Hua Xin took several deep breaths, then picked up the Coca-Cola beside her and gulped some down.
The carbonation's stimulation helped her calm down a little.
"Sh-Should I take a shower??" Hua Xin endured the heaviness in her lower abdomen, along with the aching in her waist and legs, and slowly climbed out of bed.
While scrolling through videos, she had come across clips about how girls should deal with this when it arrived. Unfortunately, all her attention at the time had been focused on the barrage and comments filled with "Girls, get out quickly, I'm embarrassed," which had made her laugh uncontrollably. She only remembered that she was supposed to clean up the stir-fried tomatoes first...
Should she heat up some water now...
After finally reaching the bathroom, Hua Xin saw that the light on the water heater was not on, while the pain was growing more intense.
To save on electricity for her computer, phone, and tablet, the water heater at home was not left on constantly. Instead, whenever she wanted to shower, she would turn it on ten minutes in advance to warm the water. When washing her hair, she would boil a kettle of hot water and wash it over a basin.
Saving a little each day.
In a year, she could save enough to build a nuclear power plant.
"I'm only washing myself. It'll be fine... As a true man, I have to be strong. (Cute girl with tears in her eyes)"
Gritting her teeth, Hua Xin took off her short-sleeved shirt, stood trembling beneath the showerhead, and turned on the water.
"Eek, it's so cold ahhhhh????..."
Although it was summer, when the ice-cold water struck Hua Xin's soft, fair, smooth-as-snow, exquisitely sculpted body, still warm from sleep, the human body's natural stress response immediately sent out a warning to the brain??.
Enduring the bone-chilling water and the pain in her lower abdomen, Hua Xin quickly washed herself with the men's Thirteen-in-One body wash she had bought.
As the saying went, men's Thirteen-in-One meant a "technological product combining shampoo, conditioner, body wash, toothpaste, mouthwash, eye drops, sports drinks, engine oil, tempered-glass screen protectors... and other necessities for men."
Just as the six words printed on the bottle said, "Technology changes life." Buying this one product was equivalent to buying thirteen items, saving both money and space, so the girl had always been a loyal user of the brand.
"It's over, it's over, it's over." The girl's teeth chattered. After grabbing a towel and roughly wiping herself down, she stepped back into the room on her still-wet, dainty bare feet.
She quickly put on her clothes and wrapped herself in a small blanket. Then Hua Xin sat in front of the computer, endured the pain, and rapidly typed on the keyboard with her hands, searching in Music Software.
"Why does it hurt so much... Uh (sniffling), wuwuwu (teary)..."
The girl's beautiful eyes grew misty once again.
"I have to live??... I have to live... One hundred minus seven is ninety-three, ninety-three minus seven is eighty-six, eighty-six minus seven is seventy-nine??..."
Forcing herself to perk up, Hua Xin finally found the video.
Two minutes later.
So that was what she was supposed to do... Hua Xin nodded while crying from the pain.
"First, I need to clean everything up. Mm... I've already cleaned it." The girl looked down below, and after seeing the divine beast restored to its former whiteness, she nodded.
"Then I need a pad, a pad?" Hua Xin frowned, then relaxed. Realization dawned in her eyes. "Oh, oh, so it's an auntie?? pad. You should've said so earlier..."
But the next moment, Hua Xin froze.
"Where are the auntie?? pads? Where are the auntie?? pads??"
She had none!!
How could a shut-in guy like her possibly have something like that!!!
After being briefly struck down, Hua Xin suddenly remembered something. She opened her phone, immediately tapped the upper-right corner to skip the annoying five seconds, and hurriedly selected the items she needed.
"Why are there so many brands?"
Looking at the dazzling array of different products, she was momentarily bewildered.
Then Hua Xin spotted a familiar name. Seeing the somewhat expensive price beside it, she gritted her teeth.
"Sofy 230mm x5."
Purchased (heart aching)??.
As she casually swiped down the screen, women's close-fitting underwear appeared in Hua Xin's field of vision.
Not buying it (decisive).
Men's clothes were fine too...
The girl hesitated for a moment, then looked at her slime, as though she had remembered something.
"Purchased (heart aching x2)."
She deleted the payment record that had popped up in WeChat. Holding to the principle of "out of sight, out of mind," the girl closed her phone with tears in her eyes.
"My money????... Ueee??..."
Click. Hua Xin pressed the space bar with a sobbing tone, then continued watching the remaining unfinished segment.
"That concludes how girls deal with it. At the same time, congratulations to all the beauties watching in front of the screen. Your x function has fully developed, and you are now women capable of nurturing new life..."
Hua Xin was struck as if by lightning and went rigid in her gaming chair.
She hadn't misheard, had she...
??????????
"Nu-nu-nu-nu-nurturing?..."
"New life???????????"
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