"Did you hear? The principal was attacked by a gang of thugs last night!"
"Huh? Why did I hear that it was because the principal's walking posture was too arrogant, so someone beat him up?"
"The Scourge Faction has already started a fundraiser to properly comfort the principal. How much are you planning to donate? I'm planning to donate an anonymous pennant saying 'Well Beaten.'"
"Count me in. Add another line: 'Haha, I never thought you'd have this day.'"
"Do you really think anonymity is useful? If the principal loses his temper, you'll be waiting to clean the toilets!"
"I'm not afraid. Even if the principal gets angry, he'll definitely take it out on the people who attacked him. Where would he have time to vent it on minor figures like us?"
"Rather than hope the principal gets beaten to death, we might as well hope he dies peacefully in his sleep... Compared to the principal getting beaten, did you hear that a group of thugs invaded the academy and attacked the Platinum Tower at the same time? Teacher Qin, the Acting Principal, and Teacher Yan, who were guarding the Platinum Tower, seem to have been seriously injured and sent to the School Medical Officer Department for emergency treatment!"
"Why did they attack the Platinum Tower? Were they so confident they could commit suicide before the principal returned?"
"Isn't there a divine weapon in the Platinum Tower? Maybe they wanted to seize it."
"A divine weapon? Isn't that just a legend? I'm from the countryside. Don't try to fool me, city folk!"
"Why else would they attack the Platinum Tower? Did they want to steal the principal's red underwear?"
"That's true. So what divine weapon is hidden in the Platinum Tower? The Helmet of Domination?"
"You only know about the