Invincible From Harvesting Harem
Chapter 1

Starting with the Harem Harvester

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The Invincible Starts with the Harem Harvester, Author: Bai Chi

Synopsis:

Question: If everyone were to transmigrate into an adult novel as the protagonist, what would be the first thing they'd want to do?

Xiangyi, sitting in front of her computer, saw the question on Zhihu. After thinking for a moment, she typed a line of text...

This book is also known as "For Invincibility, I Was Forced to Become a Harem Harvester" and "I'm Actually Chasing Girls in My Own Novel."

A Small Reminder

This story starts slow, but it takes off after chapter 300~

Chapter 01-1: The Journey of Falling Begins

Question: If everyone were to transmigrate into an adult novel as the protagonist, what would be the first thing they'd want to do?

Xiangyi, sitting in front of her computer, saw the question on Zhihu. After thinking for a moment, she typed a line of text.

[I want to take a day off]

But as soon as she typed the line, the beauties behind her started urging Xiangyi to get her workout in. A bitter smile appeared on Xiangyi's lips. For the first time, she felt that taking a break was an incredibly difficult thing.

And all of this happened one night a few months ago...

[One palm strike and all your cultivation is gone? Do you think it's osteoporosis!]

[Author, do you even understand cultivation? What kind of alchemy involves dilution?]

Having been a novel author for three years, Xiangyi had gone from being completely unknown to being a minor figure who was criticized daily. Xiangyi sighed, finally closed the novel website, and reopened her writing software. She saw the harem novel she had been conceptualizing recently.

The story was simple: a male protagonist obtains a treasure called the Flower God Ring and then lives a happy, slowly developing romantic life with various female characters in the novel. The computer desk lamp flickered on, and her three cats at home leaped and scrambled in the cramped, dark room. Xiangyi focused her attention, typing rapidly on the keyboard.

"Sigh, I hate naming characters the most. How should I name these background siblings?" Xiangyi paused her typing as she saw one cat chasing another, bumping into the desk where her computer was placed, knocking over the cup of water.

Xiangyi was a little angry, but she was helpless against her beloved pets. Thinking about the inspiration she had finally managed to summon, her gaze refocused on the computer. She looked at the names of the male and female protagonists that had already been generated by the naming tool, but only the profiles for the villainous siblings were still blank.

A few seconds later, Xiangyi typed her own name into the software.

[Xiangyi]

"Forget it, it's not the first time I've used my own name to gain some presence. This time, I'll try being the villain sister," Xiangyi said. To ensure her existence wasn't too weak, she added some character details for herself.

Xiangyi: Female, 17 years old, the younger sister of the villainous Prince Qin. A beauty whose looks are overshadowed by her glasses. She doesn't get along with her brother, is a top student, possesses a strong sense of justice, and is good friends with the school beauty, Muning.

After typing this, Xiangyi paused again, feeling that this character setting was too common. Moreover, by placing herself in the story, she felt that she might accidentally become part of the harem.

Although the sense of immersion was strong, Xiangyi's mind and body couldn't accept the plot of being pursued or falling for the male protagonist. Her typing hands stopped again. She looked at her plot outline and finally added more content behind Xiangyi's character profile.

[Yuri Enthusiast]

But the moment she typed this, she felt something was wrong. She was writing an adult harem novel. While many people could accept yuri elements in a harem novel, more would be unsure how to incorporate a "double penetration" plot. Xiangyi frowned again, deleted the word "yuri," and changed it to "Friend of Women, Nightmare of the Rich and Powerful."

Since the villainous sister used her own name, Xiangyi took extra care, planning for the villainous sister to be a character who runs through the entire text, serving as a bridge, and later added a sentence: 'A character second only to the male protagonist in importance, and the only one the male protagonist cannot conquer.'

Having written this, Xiangyi was finally satisfied with the character she had created for herself. Just as she was about to save, the desk lamp suddenly flickered. Xiangyi instinctively looked towards the power outlet. The water that had overflowed from the cup was flowing down the desk and happened to drip onto the power outlet on the floor.

A strange spark ignited in the darkness. Xiangyi, somewhat frightened, tried to step back, but the space was too small. The three cats behind her, for some unknown reason, shoved her hard.

She was pushed directly towards the screen and was sucked into the computer. Even more bizarrely, a monstrous creature resembling a snake appeared in the center of the computer screen, devouring the outline Xiangyi had written like a game of Snake. Finally, the room plunged into darkness, with only the three cats howling desperately. They had no idea that on this day, they had lost their last support...

Chapter 02-2: Fragrant Beauty

After an unknown amount of time, Xiangyi woke up again, her head throbbing with pain. She instinctively touched it and found her hands covered in blood.

Even more bizarrely, she was clearly in her room, but when she woke up, she was in a place that resembled a hotel.

"No... no..."

A woman's voice cried out weakly. A man's voice laughed lewdly, "Scream! Scream until your throat is raw, no one will come to save you!"

The man's vulgar and crude words made Xiangyi frown in displeasure. Although she didn't know what had happened, it seemed the woman outside was in danger.

Xiangyi clutched her bleeding head, wanting to find her phone to call the police, but she found no phone on her or anywhere around her. Moreover, she was wearing a dress she had never worn before. Xiangyi froze, her gaze falling on the mirror in the bathroom.

Fortunately, she was still herself, wearing a pair of glasses, her face looking a little pale.

"No! Please don't do this! Brother... save me quickly!" The shouting outside continued. Xiangyi hesitated, picked up a mop that looked sturdy enough, and staggered towards the door.

When she came out, the shouting had stopped. Two men were fighting. Xiangyi was still a bit confused. Seeing the man in front of her at a disadvantage, she quickly hit him hard on the head with the mop.

"Xiangyi, you hit the wrong person, that's my brother!" The woman on the bed exclaimed. Xiangyi blinked, said "Oh," and knocked out the other man, who was gloating, as well.

The man's face still held an expression of disbelief. He struggled for a moment before finally passing out. Looking at the deformed mop, Xiangyi dropped it and staggered towards the woman on the bed.

She wanted to know where this was and why she had been knocked unconscious in the bathroom.

The girl seemed very familiar with Xiangyi. Seeing Xiangyi approach, she instinctively moved closer to her.

As she got closer, Xiangyi smelled a peculiar floral fragrance. It was light but exceptionally pleasant, causing Xiangyi to unconsciously take a few more deep breaths.

The girl didn't notice Xiangyi's unusual reaction. She threw herself into Xiangyi's arms, her body trembling slightly. "Xiangyi, is my brother okay..."

Despite her concern and rushing to help her brother, for some reason, she couldn't stand up at all.

Xiangyi didn't pay much attention. Although she wanted to know what had happened, she felt the girl trembling and instinctively hugged her, offering a perfunctory comfort, "He should be fine..."

Chapter 03-1: Who Can Withstand This?

This kind of perfunctory talk was the best comfort for a girl. She breathed a sigh of relief, but held Xiangyi even tighter. Xiangyi felt a bit uncomfortable from being held so tightly, and she always felt that floral scent was getting stronger, as if it wasn't the original scent of the room, but a fragrance emanating from this woman.

This turn of events immediately reminded Xiangyi of the novel she had been conceptualizing.

Although it was still in the outline stage, Xiangyi's original intention was for those women to carry a floral scent. She hadn't expected that there would actually be someone like Concubine Xiang in this world.

Looking closer, the woman was delicate and lovely, probably only around seventeen or eighteen years old. Seeing the girl in such a disheveled state, Xiangyi inexplicably felt a surge of anger. If the girl weren't holding her so tightly, she would have kicked that scumbag on the ground a few more times to vent her anger.

"Xiangyi..." Just as Xiangyi was wondering how to ask about the whole story, the girl spoke first.

"What is it?" Xiangyi patted the girl's back, feeling her skin was burning hot, a heat that far exceeded normal human body temperature. Xiangyi thought she was sick and touched the girl's hand again, only to find her entire body was scorching, like a fireball constantly burning.

"Xiangyi... I can't hold it in anymore." The girl breathed heavily, her face flushed like a peach blossom, her eyes full of allure, looking like she was ripe for the picking. Before Xiangyi could react, she felt the girl's lips actively move towards hers, and then they sealed her own.

Xiangyi was completely stunned. She was twenty-eight this year, and as an older, unattached woman with no prospects, she hadn't even had her first kiss. Now, her first kiss had been stolen by a girl she hadn't known for even ten minutes.

Her second thought was to worry about the girl's age, whether it would lead to a three-year sentence.

Her mind wasn't blank, but she didn't resist the girl's kiss.

After being beaten bloody earlier, her mind was still unclear. Now, with this kiss, Xiangyi finally woke up a bit. This scene looked increasingly familiar. In her outline, the campus belle Muning was captured by the villain. Xiangyi, after tipping off the male protagonist, was directly knocked unconscious by the villain.

Then, the male protagonist, who had no blood relation to Muning, desperately rescued her. Due to the effects of a drug, Muning kissed the male protagonist, activating his cheat.

Her clarity of thought made Xiangyi abruptly push the girl away. "You... you're Muning."

Xiangyi found it hard to believe and couldn't help but ask the woman in front of her for her name.

"Xiangyi, I feel so terrible." Muning didn't notice Xiangyi's strangeness, her eyes filled with tears, showing a pained and uncomfortable expression, as if she were being tormented.

"Let me help you take a bath to calm down," Xiangyi remembered the plot she had written to highlight the male protagonist's character and quickly suggested it to Muning.

Muning was already weak all over, but she still had some reason left. Xiangyi used all her strength to pull Muning into the bathroom. She used cold water to cool her down. Although it wasn't very effective, it helped Muning stay conscious.

Knowing that calling for help would be useless, Xiangyi decided to wait for the male protagonist to wake up and then have him deal with Prince Qin.

"How is it, feeling any better?" Xiangyi continued to ask Muning. Even in her disheveled state, Muning's beauty was undeniable.

Xiangyi had endowed Muning with kindness and gentleness. Although her family was ordinary, she was still one of the most famous campus belles. Muning's voice was low, and she dared not look at Xiangyi.

"Why are you here?" Xiangyi had to find a topic of conversation.

"I thought you asked me to come, but who knew..." Muning replied, her eyes filled with fear and regret. It was precisely because of her gentle and kind nature that she was exploited.

"How could I possibly ask you to come to a place like this? Don't make such a low-level mistake next time." Xiangyi looked at Muning, the campus belle she had created. Writing the novel was one thing, but seeing the real Muning was another.

Seeing her so pitiful made Xiangyi regret writing a plot that would leave a lifelong shadow on a beautiful girl.

Muning nodded in response and felt the water temperature begin to rise. Xiangyi helped rinse her body again before carefully drying her with a towel.

Their eyes met, but the scent on Muning's body only intensified. Xiangyi tried her best not to inhale the fragrance, but after holding her breath, she accidentally took a big gulp.

"Xiangyi, thank you." Muning gradually regained her composure. Perhaps it was because she remembered her frantic state just now, but she didn't meet Xiangyi's gaze, lowering her head shyly.

"It's okay, it's all my fault for harming you." Xiangyi spoke half-truthfully, regretting writing such a wicked plot. While the excitation transfer effect was useful, it ultimately backfired on her and cost her her first kiss.

The more Xiangyi thought about it, the more she felt she had lost out. However, she continued to gently dry Muning's hair and face, her gaze then falling on her lips.

Muning's lips were already broken from biting, and she looked like she was in a lot of pain.

"I'm sorry, does it hurt?" she caressed Muning's lips, filled with pity for the character she had created.

"It doesn't hurt anymore..." Muning blushed and subconsciously pursed her lips, but the pain made her gasp, causing Xiangyi to laugh even harder, finding the girl in front of her incredibly cute.

"You're still making fun of me." Muning felt a little embarrassed and playfully reached out to hit Xiangyi. At the touch, Xiangyi gasped in pain. If Muning hadn't bumped her like that, she would have forgotten that she had been violently smashed by someone earlier.

"Why are you bleeding?" Muning fumbled and then, while checking Xiangyi, discovered the bloodstain on her head.

Although there wasn't much blood, it showed the ruthlessness of the attacker. Perhaps it was because Xiangyi was beaten to death by this person that she transmigrated into the novel.

"I don't know, but I'm not dead yet. Once things outside are resolved, we'll go to the hospital." Xiangyi took a deep breath, trying hard to calm herself down.

Regardless of why she transmigrated into the novel, if she remembered correctly, the major confrontation between the villain Prince Qin and the male protagonist Ye Fan was about to begin.

As if to match Xiangyi's authorial dark humor, just as she finished speaking, she heard a commotion outside.

The sound wasn't coming from inside the room, but a loud bang as someone kicked open the door.

"Young Master Qin, what's wrong!" Xiangyi peeked through the gap in the bathroom and saw a shifty-looking man. If she remembered correctly, this should be Prince Qin's lackey.

Chapter 04-2: Better to Screw Oneself Than Others

Perhaps because Xiangyi had knocked out the male protagonist Ye Fan, the original plot outline had deviated. But now, the male protagonist Ye Fan, who should have woken up, was still unconscious.

Xiangyi was a little anxious. She began to recall the details of the plot she had created. To make Ye Fan appear heroic and satisfy the audience's tastes, she had included a kiss scene between adoptive siblings right at his entrance.

After the male protagonist knocked out the villain Prince Qin, Muning couldn't control herself and pounced on the male protagonist. Originally intended to grab attention, Xiangyi felt it was too ordinary and stretched their kissing time to a full minute, which resonated with the Flower God Ring on Ye Fan.

Now, kissing required mutual consent and a conscious state. Xiangyi knocking out the male protagonist meant the condition couldn't be met.

To put it simply, Xiangyi had completely blocked the male protagonist's cheat. Without his cheat, Ye Fan was just an ordinary tool.

The people outside were aggressive and were brutally beating the half-dead Ye Fan.

Muning wanted to go out and save Ye Fan, but considering how cruel she had set these people to be, not only would Muning be walking into her death if she went out, but even Xiangyi, who had beaten up the villain Prince Qin, would definitely not fare well.

Facing this situation, Xiangyi had to force herself to calm down and grabbed Muning's arm.

"Muning, calm down, listen to me."

"But, my brother..." Muning's tears fell as she struggled to get out of Xiangyi's embrace. However, Xiangyi held her tightly with all her might.

Muning calmed down a bit and looked at Xiangyi before her. Tears still streamed down her face, but she no longer struggled.

Xiangyi breathed a sigh of relief and continued, "I'll go out and check the situation first. You absolutely must not reveal your presence."

"But, you just hit your brother." Muning remembered Xiangyi's predicament.

"Don't worry, leave everything to me. I'll make sure all three of us leave safely." Xiangyi forced a smile. If anyone was nervous, it was her, more than anyone else.

But this was her own novel. Even if she had caused some butterfly effect by changing the plot, it was still her novel. She could survive, and she had to survive.

"Be careful with everything." Muning hesitated for a moment before letting go, her face still etched with worry.

Xiangyi nodded and gave Muning a gentle hug. Perhaps it was because of this body, but she didn't feel any aversion to physical contact with Muning. In fact, she found being touched by Muning quite pleasant.

But very quickly, Xiangyi stopped thinking about such nonsensical things. She took a deep breath and walked out of the bathroom.

Instantly, all eyes focused on her.

"You... you all came..." Xiangyi covered the spot where she had been hit, pretending to still be dazed.

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