Urban Legend: Invincible Dad's Sweet Life
Chapter 2

DNA Paternity Test Results Are Out!

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Emmm~~~

The corners of Su Chen's mouth twitched violently twice.

He could say with absolute certainty that he had no daughter. He was not even married yet—where would a daughter come from?

He thought of the popular joke these days: in a couple, the woman would call the man Dad.

The corner of his mouth twitched again.

Could this girl be confessing to him in some unconventional way??? Was she trying to pick him up?

It was not as though no college students had wanted to date him over the years. He had dated one too, but by the time she graduated, she broke up with him.

The reason was still that he had no money, no iron rice bowl job, no Imperial Capital household registration, and neither a house nor a car.

So when it came to college students, although they were a whole generation younger than him, he truly did not want to date them.

Love was something he could not afford to get hurt by.

And if it was just for fun, he was not that kind of person.

Today was truly strange. First, a rich woman had wanted to pay a million to have him father her child; now, a campus belle goddess was calling him Dad!

He solemnly said to the girl, "Classmate Su Zihan, I'm not married yet. Isn't it inappropriate for you to call me Dad like that?"

"Besides, don't set your sights on me. I don't want a relationship right now. You should focus on studying properly."

Su Zihan froze for a moment, then suddenly seemed to think of something and explained, "Uncle, you misunderstood. I-I'm not, um, that. I really am your daughter."

"You really are my dad."

"My mom is Lin Wanxue."

"I also have four younger sisters."

"Hold on—!" Su Chen hurriedly raised a hand, cutting off the girl.

The girl looked at him in confusion with her large, dark eyes.

He said sincerely, "Classmate Su Zihan, the person in the photo is indeed me, but you truly have the wrong dad. I don't know your mom."

Among his ex-girlfriends and everyone he knew, not a single woman was named Lin Wanxue.

It seemed this really was a wonderful misunderstanding.

And four younger sisters...

Good heavens. Fortunately, he did not know Lin Wanxue.

Otherwise, he would have become a father out of the blue.

And the father of five daughters, at that...

Just thinking about it was truly thrilling.

Just as Su Chen thought the girl had realized she had found the wrong person, she unexpectedly said earnestly, "Dad, I haven't mistaken you. You truly are my..."

Before she could even form the word "Dad" with her mouth, Su Chen hurriedly raised his hand to stop her.

"Stop calling me that. I really can't take it..."

He was getting older—his heart could not handle it...

Besides, he did not have a fetish for making a strange girl call him Dad...

"I really am not your dad."

"How about this? Show me a picture of your mom." He said this in order to make the girl give up.

After all, nineteen years had passed. What if she had changed her name?

"Mhm, mhm~" Su Zihan unlocked her phone, opened a photo, and handed it to Su Chen. "Dad, this is Mom. The photo was taken this August. She's barefaced—no filters or beauty effects."

Su Chen looked at the woman in the photo.

The woman bore some resemblance to Su Zihan, and time had left very few traces on her face.

She did not look like the mother of an eighteen-year-old girl at all!

Anyone who did not know better would think she was a breathtaking beauty of twenty-five, mature and charming.

She wore a crisp dark-blue police uniform, smiling as she saluted, looking utterly valiant.

With her head held high and chest thrust out, the buttons on that dark-blue shirt looked ready to burst apart.

Su Chen's dark eyes narrowed.

He drew several deep breaths.

Good heavens!

They were at least an H-cup.

The girl's were already huge, yet her mother's were even bigger.

Exactly his type~

Beautiful and valiant.

She was definitely a police flower!

If he had ever rolled in the sheets with such a stunning police flower, he would certainly remember it with crystal clarity.

Yet in his memories, he had truly never seen Lin Wanxue before.

After getting a free look at the beautiful police flower, Su Chen returned the phone to Su Zihan and said seriously, "Sorry. I can understand how urgently you want to find your dad, but I truly do not know your mom. I really am not your dad. You have the wrong person."

Su Zihan became somewhat anxious. Then she thought of something, inspiration flashing through her mind, and immediately said cleverly, "I really am your daughter. If you don't believe me, let's go get a DNA paternity test right now. How about it?"

A paternity test cost two thousand yuan. Su Chen did not want to waste that money on something completely impossible.

He was about to refuse when he saw the girl purse her lips and gaze at him pitifully.

When a beauty used such a pitiful tactic, Su Chen's resistance as a man plummeted straight into the negatives.

"Fine, let's do it." Su Chen surrendered.

The main thing was that the little girl did not seem to be lying, and she gave him an inexplicable sense of closeness.

He also wanted to verify it.

To see whether this little girl was really his daughter.

If she truly was his daughter...

Heavens...

He did not dare imagine how surprising it would be...

She was the campus belle of neighboring Imperial Capital University!!!

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Imperial Capital University's affiliated hospital was right beside the school, so Su Chen took Su Zihan there on foot.

They walked all the way to the hospital's identification department.

"Old Su, is this your new young girlfriend? Not bad. What brings you here all of a sudden?" Su Chen's friend Hu Zhihua asked with a grin.

"Old Hu, don't talk nonsense. She isn't my girlfriend. Her name is Su Zihan."

"I came here to get a paternity test done for her and me."

"A paternity test??!!" Hu Zhihua froze in shock.

His gaze swept back and forth between Su Chen and Su Zihan.

Then, as if enlightenment had suddenly dawned on him, he patted Su Chen's shoulder and said, "Alright, buddy, I get it. Come with me. Don't worry, I'll personally handle this paternity test."

He would make sure Su Chen did not become a father out of the blue.

"Mhm!"

The best method for a paternity test was DNA testing.

Hair with follicles would do.

Su Chen and Su Zihan each plucked five hairs with follicles and placed them in dust-free bags.

Hu Zhihua took their hair into the laboratory for testing.

Su Chen and Su Zihan sat on the chairs in the corridor.

Su Chen's hand involuntarily reached for the cigarettes in his pocket. Then he said to Su Zihan, "I'm going outside to get some air. Wait here."

"Okay." She was truly looking forward to the results.

Because she had already known the result—Su Chen was her biological father.

What she looked forward to was Su Chen's delighted expression when he learned that she really was his daughter~~~

The little girl braced her hands against the chair, swinging her legs as she looked around. Her face was brimming with happiness.

Uncle Hu had just said they would know the results in an hour.

That meant that in one hour, she could call Su Chen Dad as many times as she wanted~~

So great~

Su Chen stood at the hospital entrance, smoking.

The ground was littered with cigarette butts—at least a dozen of them.

"Lin Wanxue?"

"A stunning police flower?"

"Not one of my ex-girlfriends had that name, and nobody I know has that name either."

"I truly have no memory of ever seeing this stunning police flower."

"The little girl looks eighteen, which means Lin Wanxue got pregnant with her nineteen years ago."

"Nineteen years ago, I was eighteen. Back then, I was still an innocent young boy!"

"Though I had a summer romance, that had been a purely innocent relationship."

And before he started college, she had dumped him, leaving him depressed enough to go traveling.

"Wait—"

He suddenly remembered something.

Something he would never forget, even after nineteen years!

Back then, he had drunk until very late, and while walking alone at night, he had suddenly been dragged into an alley by a beautiful woman.

She had pinned him against the wall.

Then she had used a knife to force him to roll in the sheets with her...

That beauty had a scorching figure. Her chest had definitely been an H-cup!

And that time, he had not worn a raincoat!

At that thought, he immediately straightened up and took a fierce final drag from his cigarette.

He stubbed out the butt. His heartbeat quickened, his blood boiled, and his entire body inexplicably surged with excitement.

He turned around, pulled open the hospital's thermal curtain, and walked inside.

He saw the little girl sitting obediently on the bench. The instant she saw him come in, her eyes lit up.

Then she jumped up and ran toward him, her footsteps going thump, thump, thump.

Su Chen had the illusion that the little girl wanted to leap into his arms, but when she reached him, she held herself back and did not jump.

"Old Su, the results are out." Hu Zhihua excitedly pushed open the laboratory door and came out.

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