Urban Legend: Invincible Dad's Sweet Life
Chapter 37

Dad, I'm Waiting for You to Hit Me!

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"Activate."

As his voice fell, a massive amount of information flooded his mind, covering everything from dish varieties, international cuisines, optimal nutritional pairings, how to select the best ingredients, heat control, seasoning combinations, and more.

Five seconds later.

He opened his eyes, and the entire world felt different.

Looking at a potted mint plant in the room, his mind automatically conjured up dishes that could be made with mint.

For example, Mint Egg Drop Soup.

Pinch off the mint tips, wash them, chop the tips finely, add crushed yam, and beaten egg liquid to make a fragrant bowl of mint egg drop soup.

This feeling was amazing!

He no longer needed to learn how to cook new dishes.

For instance, the Australian lobster, king crab, and clams he planned to buy today were all ingredients he had never cooked before.

He used to plan to buy them and then watch a Douyin video to learn how to prepare them.

Now, he didn't have to worry at all.

His mind already had the methods for making these seafood feasts, and he even knew how to pick the best, plumpest lobsters, crabs, and clams.

Truly worthy of being a product of the system, extraordinary!

He could already envision the shocked expressions of his second and eldest daughters when they tasted the seafood feast he'd prepared tonight.

Just thinking about it made him excited.

He couldn't wait to go buy the seafood.

So, he went to the changing room, took off his wig, removed his colored contact lenses, and wiped off his makeup. Then, he said to the two young girls, "If you're not busy, I'll be heading out."

"I'll walk you out," Su Youyu immediately put down her camera and hopped over to Su Chen's side, her eyes sparkling with a smile.

"Okay."

Shu Tingting also followed, escorting Su Chen.

The three of them arrived at the entrance of the residential complex.

Su Chen was preparing to go to the seafood market.

Shu Tingting was about to ask Su Chen for his phone number or to add him on WeChat when Wu Dongyang's voice suddenly rang out.

"Second Uncle, he's here!"

Shu Tingting and Su Youyu's expressions instantly changed drastically.

"This is bad, Uncle, you need to run!"

"Wu Dongyang has brought experts from their martial arts school, they're probably Martial Artists."

Su Youyu anxiously shielded Su Chen behind her.

She glared at the approaching Wu Dongyang and the middle-aged man walking in front of him like a little leopard.

"Wu Dongyang, how can you be so shameless? After beating the junior, you bring out the elder."

"Fighting and then calling your parents, tsk tsk tsk~~ I look down on you!"

Wu Dongyang said to Su Youyu with a cold face, "Xiao Wu, Qing Zhu, this has nothing to do with you two. Stand aside."

"Don't interfere."

Then Wu Dongyang pointed at Su Chen and said to the middle-aged man, "Second Uncle, it's this person. He beat our martial arts school members and threatened us, saying that no one in our Dongyang Martial Arts School is capable of fighting."

The middle-aged man looked at Su Chen coldly and then said, "So, he's a Martial Artist. No wonder he's so arrogant. But he's only just entered the Martial Artist realm! A Beginner First-rank Martial Artist!"

"And he dares to arrogantly say that no one in the Dongyang Martial Arts School is capable of fighting?"

"Very well, today I will teach you a lesson on how to behave!"

As he finished speaking, a surge of Blood Essence power erupted from Wu Dongyang's body.

This was an Intermediate First-rank Martial Artist!

His upper body bones had been tempered.

His arms could be as strong as iron!

One punch could definitely kill 10 cows!

Su Youyu and Shu Tingting were both terrified.

Su Youyu was on the verge of tears.

She was afraid that Su Chen would be crippled by Wu Dongyang's second uncle today.

"Wu Dongyang, you are despicable! You're lying!" She was present at the scene, and Su Chen had never spoken such arrogant words. It was all Wu Dongyang's fabrication.

It was all to stir up conflict between Su Chen and the Dongyang Martial Arts School.

Despicable!

Utterly despicable!

She really wished she could beat Wu Dongyang up right then.

If only she could transform into Little Wu right now and use the Eight Extremes Collapse skill to take down these people trying to bully them.

Wu Dongyang took a few steps back, laughing sinisterly, and even reminded Wu Biao, "Uncle Two, don't hurt those two girls."

"They're just speaking up for that guy because he tricked them."

"Mm!" Wu Biao replied indifferently.

Su Youyu and Shu Tingting were both ordinary people, not worth mentioning in Wu Biao's eyes.

But Su Chen, a Beginner First-rank Martial Artist, dared to provoke their Dongyang Martial Arts School!

That was unforgivable!

"Ding... Congratulations to the host for facing a choice."

"Choice One: Run away now, reward the host with 2 million in cash!"

"Choice Two: Confront Wu Biao head-on. If you lose, reward the host with +3 luck!"

"Choice Three: Confront Wu Biao head-on. If you win, reward the host with a Martial Arts Upgrade Card, which can allow the host to advance from Beginner First-rank Martial Artist to Peak First-rank Martial Artist!"

"Wu Biao's profile: Intermediate First-rank Martial Artist, Upper Limb Refinement Completion: 30%."

"Host's Profile Card:

Host: Su Chen

Martial Arts Level: Beginner First-rank Martial Artist

Refinement: Lower Limbs Bone (Completion: 20%)

Cultivation Method: None"

After reviewing this information, Su Chen immediately made his choice.

He was refining his lower limbs.

Wu Biao was refining his upper limbs.

Although Wu Biao's level was slightly higher than his.

He was absolutely sure he could outrun Wu Biao!

Compared to the Martial Arts Upgrade Card, he valued the 2 million cash reward less!

As for losing, with the system, the word 'lose' didn't exist in his dictionary!

He had to win!

He had to get the Martial Arts Upgrade Card!

Immediately, he said coldly to Wu Biao, "A martial artist who only dares to refine their upper limbs dares to challenge me?"

Wu Biao was stunned for a moment, then let out a contemptuous laugh, "Haha, this is the first time I've seen a Beginner First-rank Martial Artist dare to go head-to-head with me, an Intermediate First-rank Martial Artist!"

"Very good, I admire your courage! I'm going to beat you until you beg for mercy today!"

"Remember my name, Wu Biao!"

"This name will be a lifelong shadow on your martial arts career."

"Dad, I'm waiting for you to hit me!" Su Chen provocatively beckoned to Wu Biao.

This enraged Wu Biao, who immediately charged at Su Chen.

Su Chen turned and ran.

Su Chen's speed was incredible; Wu Biao couldn't catch up no matter how hard he tried.

"Come chase me, if you catch me, I lose."

More than ten minutes passed, and Wu Biao couldn't even touch Su Chen's clothes, let alone catch him.

Wu Biao was furious.

Su Youyu, who had been worried that Su Chen would be crippled, finally breathed a sigh of relief in her heart.

Then she shot a fierce glare at the stunned Wu Dongyang.

Wu Dongyang, who was concerned about his reputation, felt like he had lost half his face and quickly shouted, "Uncle Two, stop playing with him, beat him down quickly."

If this dragged on any longer, his Uncle Two's Blood Essence would be depleted, and how could he chase him then?

A martial artist's Blood Essence was like a character's mana in a game; once the mana was gone, they couldn't use skills and could only use basic attacks.

They were basically no different from ordinary people.

The fight between Su Chen and Wu Biao was very fast, indicating a clash between experts.

Many onlookers gathered around.

However, they only dared to watch from a distance, afraid of getting caught in the crossfire.

A little girl with no ill intentions pointed at the two lightning-fast figures chasing each other and said, "Mommy, is that handsome big brother walking his dog?"

This comment startled the girl's mother, who quickly scooped up her daughter and fled.

She was afraid of being affected by the battle between these two gods.

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