Murphy didn't get to enjoy the rather distinctive "victory souvenir" Lady Yvette had promised him.
But maybe that wasn't such a bad thing. At least it spared him from getting strangled and beaten by Triss. After all, a man who was practically engaged carrying around another woman's panties was a pretty outrageous act of scumbaggery in any world, wasn't it?
Still, Lady Yvette was the sort of lewd minx who always kept her word. As she left the underground with her spoils, a few lucky players received something that left them dumbfounded.
Tatakai looked at the Shadow Elf lingerie in his hand—it could barely cover his palm—then glanced at the equally outrageous piece his little brother was holding, which consisted of little more than a few strings. The two brothers, both ferocious fighters, were feeling rather conflicted.
You couldn't say they hadn't gotten a reward. The items in their hands were proof enough.
But if they had gotten a reward, what were two wholesome, cheerful young men supposed to do with this stuff?
Find somewhere to put it on themselves?
Damn!
That was way too perverted.
"Bro, you selling that treasure?"
Tatakai didn't want it, but that didn't mean nobody else did. The guy beside him, whose ID was "Knife in the Rain," quietly made him an offer. After a few encrypted messages, he traded a decent-stat Gnoll hunting knife for the cute item, then ran over to A Self-Made Tatakai to ask about buying Lady Yvette's lingerie.
The guy stubbornly believed the thing was a "quest item." Maybe once the dev team added an 18+ mode, he could use it to spend a night with Lady Yvette.
You had to admit, Lady Yvette's model and her excessively uninhibited behavior had made her incredibly popular among the players.
How could