"Those noblewomen were so enthusiastic. I'm sure Lady Natasha had an ulterior motive when she invited me to take a stroll in the garden after the reception last night. The look in her eyes was like she was so hungry she wanted to devour me, skin and bones!
I never would've thought it. Who knew a middle-aged bachelor like me would be so popular in a game?"
The next morning, as the carriage left Batashin, Meow Brother spoke softly to Yansang beside him, wearing a lecherous, wistful expression.
"Ugh, what a shame we're all 'eunuchs.' Damn Alpha. They're perfectly capable of making 18+ content, but they just refuse to do it! Not only that, they keep finding new ways to tempt us, like scratching an itch.
It's infuriating."
"Are you stupid?"
Yansang glanced around with a strange expression, then leaned close to Meow Brother with a lecherous grin and whispered something in his ear. He raised a finger and waggled it, and the wanton look on his face made Meow Brother's eyes fly wide open.
"Holy shit! You can do that? How did I never think of it? You bastard! Damn, I think you accidentally found a really terrifying bug."
"Oh, come on. I only dipped my toes in. Who knew it would actually work?"
Yansang rubbed his fingers with a deeply nostalgic look and murmured:
"And I sure as hell wasn't about to risk my game account over something like that. Once she gave me those sultry eyes and invited me to keep going, I made an excuse and ran. I'm not kidding—I spent the whole night worrying I'd get kicked offline.
I swear to god, I didn't do it on purpose!
But the character models in this game are so damn realistic! In every sense of the word.